Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained within a 5x5x5 meter room at all times and must be directly monitored by no less than 3 personnel. If an episode begins to play, on-site security teams should be alerted to the potential anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 with the appropriate response procedures prepared. Stationary Task Force Lambda-7 "All-Stars" are to remain on hand in the event of a catastrophic anomalous event.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an old CRT television of undetermined age. On the back of the device are the words 'Property of the Department of Abnormalities' printed on a metal placard. At random, SCP-XXXX will switch on and start televising an episode of 'Learning with Mrs Penelope'. The animation style appears to be similar to Walt Disney's earliest productions, though there is no record of any kind that refers to who could have made it. It is also currently unknown how SCP-XXXX is able to switch on in this way as it lacks any form of power source and remains unconnected in its current containment.
The show depicts the main character of 'Mrs Penelope' as a woman dressed in standard lab attire with an oversized smile and cheery demeanour. Due to the style of the show, 'Mrs Penelope' does not speak but instead conveys messages through over exaggerated expressions and signs.
Each episode the character will encounter an SCP threat known to the Foundation, often using cartoon violence and humour to convey key information such as any anomalous properties, how to contain it and what to do in the event of a breach. It is unknown how this information has been obtained.
At the end of every episode a message will flash onto the screen stating 'Its demonstration time!' followed by a timer of varying length. Once said timer starts counting down, all surveillance and lighting within a 30 meter radius will temporarily cut out for approximately 10 seconds. During this time period, SCP-XXXX will generate a scenario that site staff then have to overcome, often creating a simulated containment breach or event that represents the SCP mentioned in the episode. In cases where a physical entity is required, a manifestation of SCP-XXXX-1 will appear. See Event Log SCP-XXXX for details on some of these instances.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a humanoid entity of varying size that bears a vague resemblance to the shows main character, though its features are more disturbing in nature. SCP-XXXX-1's limbs are extremely long compared to it's body size, with claw-like protrusions emerging from the fingers. The subject also appears to be in a late stage of decay, with most of the skin and exposed muscle appearing rotten. How SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 are able to mimic other SCP's properties is unknown, though it may be linked to [REDACTED].
If site personnel successfully contain the entity or respond appropriately to the situation, any SCP-XXXX-1 instances will demanifest before a message with the words 'Congratulations!' is displayed. If however the situation is not dealt with within the time limit, or certain conditions are not met, SCP-XXXX-1 will [REDACTED], with the words 'Better luck next time!' displayed on the screen.
If SCP-XXXX is not directly viewed during one of these episodes for at least 10 seconds, the screen will cut out. Approximately 5 seconds later, SCP-XXXX-1 will manifest from the screen before seeking out the nearest person in proximity to SCP-XXXX. The entity will grab its target and take them back through the television screen. All attempts to prevent SCP-XXXX-1 from taking someone have so far failed. Recordings of later episodes have depicted those taken to have become characters on the show, often showing them dying in graphic and brutal ways.
The following is an incident log detailing some of the notable episodes played by SCP-XXXX as well as the corresponding scenarios played out during 'demonstration time'. For a complete list of recorded episodes please contact Dr. Wexley for more information.
| Episode Title |
SCP Referenced |
Demonstration Phase |
Notes |
| ' Music to My Ears' |
SCP-407 |
A variation of SCP-407 began playing over 3 separate on-site PA systems. Neutralised within 11 minutes. |
The song played was noted to have actual lyrics sung in English, seemingly referring to the show and its cast of characters. |
| 'You Chicken?' |
SCP-3199 |
Three separate instances of SCP-XXXX-1 manifested and proceeded to [REDACTED] several nearby personnel before producing eggs from their mouths. Contained within 27 minutes. |
After successful containment, all eggs produced were noted to have disintegrated immediately. |
| 'Art Attack' |
SCP-1155 |
A artistic depiction of SCP-XXXX-1 appeared on a nearby wall of one of the site's hallways. Contained within 22 minutes |
Following an interrupted attack against a researcher, SCP-XXXX-1 was noted to have taken the form of 'Mrs Penelope' as she appears on the show. Blood could be visibly seen on the character's hands and smile. |
| 'Sleepless Nights' |
SCP-966 |
Two instances of SCP-XXXX-1 manifested in the room of Dr. Lanard and proceeded to expose him to ██████ waves. Contained within 19 minutes. |
Due to instances only being visible through infra-red imaging, Dr Lanard was not aware of his situation until he started hearing 'strange noises' coming from his office. All attempts to induce sleep in Dr Lanard failed and personnel were forced to terminate him. |
| 'Enough Horsing Around!' |
SCP-3456 |
[REDACTED]. Failed to contain. |
None. |
| 'Mineshaft Madness' |
SCP-2951 |
All lighting within a 30 meter radius of SCP-XXXX cut out with the words 'Lets get out of here gang!' displayed on its screen. All personnel successfully evacuated within 16 minutes. |
Multiple eyewitness statements report of temporal anomalies and entities similar to those encountered during exploration missions of SCP-2951. Statements also refer to a burning depiction of 'Mrs Penelope' appearing on some of the walls. |
| 'What's That Sound?' |
SCP-902 |
SCP-XXXX's containment chamber became filled with a number of boxes, all of which were emitting 'ticking' sounds. Affected personnel were successfully kept back from the boxes for the full 2 hour period. |
Boxes all appeared to have brand logos depicting various 'Mrs Penelope' merchandise. All boxes opened were revealed to be empty. |
Addendum XXXX-01: The following is a document recovered at the the initial discovery site of SCP-XXXX.
Dear Marvin,
We did it! They actually approved it! We've just received word from up top that our funding request got through. I don't know what strings you've been pulling old chap, but my god am I over the moon right now!
Naturally Penny can't contain her excitement. She's been prepping the lab for weeks now trying to get everything sorted. You should see how tidy the place looks now. I can barely recognise it! Apparently they're planning on giving us a few temps as well to help get the ball rolling. That should make finding a suitable container easier.
In other news we've gotten word from the London branch that they'll happily hand over some of their items for testing. The way I see it, they're just eager to get rid of that damn bear of theirs. But if this thing really works Marvin, it'll revolutionise the Foundation as we know it! I mean, think of all the lives we could be protecting out there. You and I both know what god awful things are out there, and it's about time we started putting them away for good. The world just doesn't need any more monsters right now…
God I hope this works out. We have the technology and the funding now. It's just a case of figuring out all the kinks, not to mention the Warden Initiative. Ah, what am I saying? Everything will be fine. The prototype's promising enough, it just lacks the look we're really going for. Plus it's giving Penny one too many ideas about that educational pipe dream of her's. That girl really needs to learn about getting her priorities straight!
Anyways old chap, I better get back to it. That necklace arrived yesterday and we need to get it assessed properly by tomorrow before we can start testing. At least it's not trying to bite our faces off!
Yours Sincerely,
Richard
[[/collapsible]]
Addendum XXXX-02: Following the events of Incident XXXX-01 to XXXX-04, revised containment procedures have been put in place in the event that any items within SCP-XXXX break containment. Furthermore, any behaviours deemed 'out of the ordinary' for SCP-XXXX-1 should be immediately reported to overseeing personnel for further examination.
On ██/██/████ at 13:05, SCP-XXXX began emitting a high pitched sound for approximately 2 hours. During this time, SCP-XXXX was noted to occasionally shake in a manor similar to an object caught in a earthquake. Personnel were eventually forced to secure SCP-XXXX to the floor to prevent it from toppling over.
The way that TV was shaking has me concerned. Is it trying to move? To get out? Or could this be another one of those 'demonstrations' its so eager to give us? And that noise! Couldn't concentrate on a damn thing with that ringing in my head. Almost managed to fry our audio equipment too, though we did manage to get a recording. We're busy analysing it now for any clues about what the hell it might have been. -Dr Wexley.
On ██/██/████, during on of the episodes, SPC-XXXX's screen cut to static for approximately 7 seconds before displaying the words 'Technical difficulties. Please stand by.' and an image of 'Mrs Penelope' in construction uniform. SCP-XXXX was noticeably shaking in its restraints, with sparks flying out of its sides.
This behaviour lasted for approximately 4 hours, with personnel present claiming to hear growling coming from inside SCP-XXXX. Sounds of scrapping and muffled laughter could also be heard, though these sounds quickly died down close to the 3 hour mark. SCP-XXXX then proceeded to continue playing the episode as normal.
Something's not right. Whatever's going on behind that screen is getting out of control. SCP-XXXX-1 appeared pretty damaged when it showed for the demonstration phase. God knows what did that. Our gear can barely put a dent in the damn thing outside of its 'demonstrations'. Something was off about its behaviour too…seemed kinda distracted if you ask me. At least it made containment easier I suppose. -Dr Wexley.
Just 3 days after Incident 02, nothing happened and everything was fine.
Everything will be fine.
Just 3 days after Incident 02, SCP-XXXX began frantically beeping before a series of episodes started playing back to back. In every instance, the anomalous item depicted did not match any records found within the Foundation. No 'demonstration time' accompanied the episodes.
The following is a list of anomalous items depicted during Incident 04:
Item 01: 'The Gentleman'
Description: A humanoid figure of undetermined height dressed in a standard black suit. Subject appears to lack any facial features except for a distorted human mouth. Subject is always depicted as holding an open umbrella.
Properties: Subject is capable of summoning different kinds of 'rain'. 'Droplets' can range anywhere from water, tears, blood, ice, lava, acid, solid pieces of metal, bone, plasma and even [REDACTED]. Subject appears to lure victims in by offering its umbrella to shelter from the 'rain'. Anyone who accepts the umbrella immediately manifests into another instance of the subject.
Item 02: 'A Mother In Sorrow'
Description: A painting depicting the shadowy figure of a young woman crying. The ink appears to be constantly wet.
Properties: Directly viewing or being with 90 metres of the item results in individuals feeling a crippling sense of dread, fear and sadness. Affected individuals report feeling these emotions fade the closer they move towards the painting. This results in an obsessive desire to get as close to the painting as possible. Affected individuals who reach the painting appear extremely happy and will begin to move the painting towards other individuals in an attempt to share the experience of joy. Anyone within 50 meters of the subject is deemed lost.
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Item 04: 'Wishgiver'
Description: A silver necklace with a star as the centrepiece. The star appears to contain an unknown dark liquid.
Properties: Anyone who mentions something they want in proximity to the item, whether it be stated vocally or otherwise, will have that request granted to them. However, unless the wish made is incredibly specific, the item will generate an unfavourable twist to the request. This effect appears to scale with the request, meaning a bigger wish will result in a more horrible and dangerous response.
Item 05: 'The Red Hunger'
Description: A quadruped entity of undetermined size that vaguely resembles a large bear, though the head has been replaced with an animal skull.
Properties: Subject is able to grow in size by killing and devouring prey. There is no apparent limit to this growth, though sustained levels of damage can reverse the effect. Subject also possesses incredible strength and speed for an animal of its size.
Item 06: 'Knowledge is Power'
Description: A floating pyramid of undetermined size composed of an unknown metal. The structure appears to be heavily rusted and dented in places, most notably on each of the corners. On each of its sides, a large eye has been crudely painted on.
Properties: Item acts as a containment device for a Level-5 infohazard. The nature of the infohazard is unknown.
The following message was then displayed at the end of the last episode:
The world doesn't need more monsters right now. Keep it that way.
Per 
