Joke SCPs

item #: ZZZZ-J

object class: safe

special containment procedures: object is stored in a safe 100M away from any civilization, including the site at which it is deemed to be contained.

description
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Dr. Shaka fell asleep so I'll try to continue this document. -Dr. Panner.

SCP-ZZZZ-J is a figurine of a sleeping man. Any entities in the presence of ZZZZ-J will be unable to stay awakejgidmsoendosnskndndjdneiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Now Panner? I'll finish it. -Dr. Fascha.

Even when not in its presence, speaking of or writing about ZZZZ-J causes drowsiness and, rapidly, sleep. Object was recoveredcghffhdgbdghgjdjgrdfgffgfhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

to date, 50 staff members have fallen asleep while attempting to write about this object. Any staff using ZZZZ-J as an excuse for falling asleep will have their eyes forced open for the following 24 hours and will not be allowed to sleep during that period.