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Quick note before reading. This is obviously meant to be a tale, rather than an entry. What may or may not be obvious is that this is meant to be parody of "The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny" You can find a link to it below, so please watch it for context before leaving feedback. Once the finished product is ready, this text block will be removed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4UYpDB7J-s
682 was hopping around
Site 19 like a big playground,
When suddenly 76 burst from the shade
And hit 682 with a big steel blade.
682 got pissed and tried to dine,
But didn’t expect to find 49,
Who proceeded to call upon the 49-2,
When 096 came out of the blue.
And he started beating up 049,
Then suddenly 76 ripped out his spine,
But before he found his next target to fight,
035 stepped into the light.
And took an AK-47 out from under a mat,
And blew 76 away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
Because 939 came and joined the fray.
This is the Ultimate Showdown for the Ultimate SCP.
Keters, Euclids, and site breaches as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, unlike all humanity.
This is the Ultimate Showdown for the Ultimate SCP.
682 took a bite out of 939,
Like 1002 just took a bite out of crime.
And then 49 came back with 35 in its tracks,
But 106 jumped out and landed on his back.
And 76 was injured, and trying to get steady,
When suddenly 035 came back with a machete.
But suddenly something grabbed his mask between the gaps.
173 knocked him down with a snap.
Then he saw 682 sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for 35’s gun which he couldn't find,
Cause 76 stole it and he shot and he missed,
And 106 melted it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While 035 tried to pole vault
Onto 939, but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by 303’s stare.
This is the Ultimate Showdown for the Ultimate SCP.
Keters, Euclids, and site breaches as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, unlike all humanity.
This is the Ultimate Showdown for the Ultimate SCP.
Angels sang out, the fight yet to begin,
Because 001, the holy gate guardian,
Came and swung with a sword overwhelming with heat,
Into the core of 173.
Who fell over on the ground, descending to hell,
As 76 ran back into his stone cell.
But 1 got past his clever defense,
And sent him away so that he could repent.
