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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently being contained off site in the dense forests Maine. It requires 24/7 surveillance as so no civilians enter SCP-XXXX, and as long as the precautions and necessary procedures are taken, all Foundation personnel are allowed to freely roam SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXX-2 should never be entered under any circumstance however.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a two story pink house with multiple rooms for each floor, and a sign out front reading "Grandma Shirley's Bed & Breakfast" the identity of who or what Grandma Shirley is or was, is unknown. When read the reader will instantly recognize "Grandma Shirley" as their grandmother, even when this is factually incorrect. While the outside of the SCP-XXXX makes it seem like it is in immaculate condition, the inside tells a very different story. The inside of SCP-XXXX is falling apart, covered in cobwebs, mold, and strangely enough maple syrup. The multiple rooms on each floor seem to be anomalous in the sense that so many rooms could not fit on either floor.

Bizarrely enough there are also objects relating to other SCP's and anomalous entities known by The Foundation. A copy of SCP-1425 was found in the lobby's bookshelf, which was promptly put into safe storage. The 2nd retrieved object (or objects) was a seemingly standard bag of mid 6th century medical equipment placed within a guestroom on the 1st floor. Not long after the bag was brought into the facility, SCP-049 immediately recognized the bag as "his property" when interrogated about SCP-XXXX, SCP-049 replied "It was a lovely little inn". Another number of items were recovered in what seemed to be in a room meant for some sort of band performance, with multiple trumpets, horns, and bugles inscribed with the words "Syncope Symphony" which one would come to the conclusion of being related to SCP-4833 and SCP-332. The last and most strange object however is SCP-XXXX-1, a burgundy colored book with gold trimming and the embroidered text "Grandma's Diary" in a similar gold trimming. While clearly in the English language it is somehow incomprehensible, when foundation scientists were unable to reveal the books contents it was tested on several co-operative SCP's. Miraculously they were all able to read it, even if the SCP's genetic makeup was biologically human, but interestingly and annoyingly enough even the most cooperative and docile SCP's would not divulge or elaborate on the books contents.

SCP-XXXX's most anomalous, and dangerous, trait however is SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXX-2 is a standard household bathroom, described by personnel as "The bathroom at your grandmothers house". When entered it functions as a your average bathroom, bath, toilet, sink, all in working order. But when exited the user will come to the realization that they have been transported to random dimension. The dimension is not always guaranteed to be inhabitable, with 50% to 40% of the time leading the user to a dimension killing them instantly. This was discovered when a Field Operator with a small surveillance camera explored the inside of SCP-XXXX-2, closing the door, and when exiting lead to a world filled with nothing but harmful gasses and corrosive acid. However if someone is lucky enough to land in a safer dimension they may head back into SCP-XXXX-2 in an attempt to return to our dimension, the chances of returning are slim to say the least.

After testing with 200 D-class only one made it back, strangely enough he appeared out of an SCP Facility's restroom. Shortly after researchers had come to the realization that many bathrooms around the world lead into SCP-XXXX-2 randomly replacing an already existing bathroom and then disappearing shortly after. SCP-XXXX being the only known permanent link. Some researchers have proposed to use SCP-XXXX-2 to benefit The Foundation, specifically Dr. Anna Lang proposed it as a way to save her husband, Dr. Robert Scranton, from SCP-3001. Any and all requests have been denied however, due to SCP-XXXX-2's "unpredictability".