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Log#1:
Multiple 911 calls flooded in today about a feral dog inside Petco killing all that come near it.
The dog has been brought into custody.
Log#2:
Upon further inspections it appears that the dog closely resembles the character “Isabelle” from the animal crossing video game franchise. So far she does not speak but will eat when fed. More in depth attempts at communication will occur soon.
Log#3:
Speaking to Isabelle through a mic did not seem to wield many results. A few pieces of Russian dialogue were picked up and we are currently working on translating them.
Log#4:
We translated Isabelle’s Russian mumblings and got “Get gay solve crime”. At the current moment we do not know the meaning of this phrase.
Log#5:
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Log#6:
Someone seems to be hacking into our logs we will figure this out shortly.
Log#7:
Isabelle seems to be unhappy with her confinement she is punching the glass when not fed at exactly 5:34am.
Log#8:
I’m going to fucking eviscerate someone if I get fucking bland ass raisins again. I swear to god.
Log#9:
It would appear that Isabelle has gained access to our logs. We have no idea how this is possible as she is under 24/7 surveillance.
Log#10:
I’m fucking God you can’t stop me.
Log#11:
Immediately following the posting of the last log Isabelle collapsed on the ground and began convulsing violently. She has been brought to the medical ward to treat this unknown condition.
Log#12:
Isabelle has been in intensive care for 3 days. She appears to be comatose however we are struggling to figure out why.
Log#13:
The room in which Isabelle was being cared for has somehow been transformed into a limitless white void that can only be accessed through the door to the room. We have advised that no one enters the void.
Log#14:
Barry the sanitation worker did not head the warning and entered the room. Instantly all of the molecules in Barry’s body shot out in random directions. He was effectively ripped apart upon entry into the void. R.I.P. Barry we will miss you.
Log#15:
Isabelle has returned to her containment cell. No one saw her around and security cameras show her popping in, in an instant. The white void in the medical ward remains.
Log#16:
Alright I’ve fucking had it. This place sucks, I’d rather huff mustard gas than have to take another cup of Shelly’s shitty coffee but nooo to refuse it would be rude or some dumb shit like that. I’ve tolerated that and other various other bullshit for the past three years but today is the day I go apeshit. Today I came into work to find shit on my desk. No joke, a pile of fucking dog shit was lying on my desk. I don’t know how she did it but that I know that bitch dog is responsible. I couldn’t fucking stand her in animal crossing and now that she’s in the real world I’ve barely had a grip on my sanity lately. I feel there is nothing left for me but to break her neck. Consider this my dying declaration - Gary
Log#17:
Two hours ago Gary the accountant took up his well known anger against Isabelle by entering her containment cell with the intent to do harm. Isabelle seemed to be ready for this assault as she leaped upon Gary the moment he closed the door behind him. She tore into him ripping him apart but not with the intention of consuming him. After ripping his voicebox out, Isabelle calmly walked to the furthest corner of her cell and stared into it. She has not moved since. Gary’s remains have not been recovered as everyone is too fearful to enter the room. R.I.P. Gary we will miss you.
Log#18:
It’s what he deserved 💅.
Log#19:
Isabelle appears to have gained the ability to add emojis to the logs. This shouldn’t be possible but at this point we aren’t surprised.
Log#20:
Today another Isabelle walked out from the white void that used to be the medical ward. Dr. Sara was the only one to see her. This Isabelle mumbled a few sentences in Russian before walking back into the void and disappearing. We are currently working on translation.
Log#21:
We have translated the second Isabelle’s Russian and we got “Soon we will be performing a vibe check. If you do not qualify you will be annihilated. On a related note we really enjoyed the 2018 thriller “Annihilation” starring Natalie Portman”. We believe this message is meant to be from both of the Isabelle’s.
Log#22:
Vibe check has commenced prepare to be Annihilated.
Log#23:
Oh god holy shit I think I’m the only one left. Fuck there were so many bodies. It happened so fast. The two Isabelle’s just tore through everyone they could find but I managed to hide. I think they plan on taking on the world. They seem to be immune to all forms of damage. I’m going to hit the self destruct button and blow both them and myself to hell.
Log#24: Dipshit really thought that the self destruct would work. Anyways yes we do plan on taking over the world. Get ready bitches we boutta pull up like “vibe check”
Log#25:
Wow so humans suck it’s been a whole year and not a single person on earth qualified for our vibe check. Guess we’ll just have to travel between parallel universes again.
