Per 
If you're reading this welcome to the sandbox page of the author that is addicted to writing absurd and generally, "unique" SCPs.
These are concepts that have been posted in the Ideas & Brainstorming forum, and may be awaiting review by a critic or may have been already reviewed.
CONCEPT LIST:
- "How Unfortunate" (Pending Further Review)
- "Unexpected Furniture Cult" (Pending Further Review)
- "Christmas Greetings from the Great Skoulíki!" (Pending Further Review)
- The Non-Anomalous Apocalypse (Need Concept Overhaul)
- 447 Tale?
There's always more to come!
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Foundation Observation Posts are to be on high alert every December 25th. Mobile Task Force Epsilon-8 ("Silent Night") are responsible for the containment of public knowledge and exposure regarding any anomalous activity related to SCP-XXXX. Units are to be ready to deploy prior to December 25th.
Depending on the location of the event and the number of guests attending the celebration, procedures to secure the area will vary. However, all guests must be evacuated from the celebration as soon as possible.
A boundary no less than 100 meters is to be established to ensure as little public contact with SCP-XXXX. Any potential communication with individuals outside the area is to be temporarily suspended or destroyed.
Once the event has concluded, all civilians within the area are to be amnesticized immediately, including any unauthorized personnel who have been potentially exposed. Amnesticized civilians are to be implanted with false memories, detailing a relatively calm and normal day on December 25th.
Due to SCP-XXXX's manifestation habits, it poses a severe threat to the Foundation's secrecy. Attempts to negotiate with the Skoulíki Society in order to end SCP-XXXX manifestations is ongoing.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for an entire species of sapient, worm-like organisms. Instances of SCP-XXXX are visually similar to a non-anomalous specimen of Eunice Aphroditois1. However, SCP-XXXX are unusually large and are capable of speaking verbally in fluid English. Mature instances, regardless of sex, grow to be roughly two meters tall.
SCP-XXXX manifest exclusively during December 25th on any real estate that is celebrating Christmas, designated as an SCP-XXXX-1 event. SCP-XXXX only manifest between 9 pm through 4 am. SCP-XXXX tend to manifest in residential areas, though more popular locations have been subject to SCP-XXXX before. Only one SCP-XXXX-1 event occurs per year.
SCP-XXXX have shown a preference for manifesting in areas in Northern America and Eastern Europe.
Depending on the size of the celebration, an appropriate amount of SCP-XXXX instances will manifest inside the area hosting the event. SCP-XXXX will treat other SCP-XXXX instances as "family members" or "friends" and will attempt to behave in a generally polite manner during the event.
SCP-XXXX are extremely sensitive to certain negative behavior that may occur during the event, which includes but is not limited to:
- Any negative feedback directed towards the guests or any instance of SCP-XXXX.
- Any negative feedback directed towards Christmas, or any other common associations with the concept of Christmas2.
- Any request or attempt by any human guest to leave the celebration.
- Any request or attempt by any human guest to end the celebration.
- Any successful attempt by any human guest to end the celebration. (Extreme)
- Any attempt to request emergency or security services. (Extreme)
- Any attempt to terminate anyone, whether human or not, in the celebration. (Extreme)
Consistent negative behavior may result in a total "de-manifestation" (see below) of every SCP-XXXX instance at the event. Negative behavior extremes (as marked) will also result in a total "de-manifestation" of SCP-XXXX as well.
All SCP-XXXX instances will officially leave once the celebration has finished or once they have decided to leave, concluding the SCP-XXXX-1 event. Instances will typically leave feedback on the celebration and will "de-manifest" simultaneously. "De-manifestation" of an individual instance is signaled by several spontaneous flashes of bright, varied colors, which frequently include red and green, followed by the total absence of the instance.
Beginning on discovery on 12/25/93, SCP-XXXX-1 events have consistently occurred ever since. As of 2018, a total of 25 SCP-XXXX-1 events have been recorded each year since 1993.
Addendum - Notable SCP-XXXX-1 Events3:
Event took place in a holiday store near several residential apartments, owned by 44-year-old Aaron J█████, previously a part-time garbage truck driver. The following is a transcript of several audiovisual surveillance equipment installed within his store.
<Begin Log>
Several sounds of mechanical banging are heard, including a loud sound of a large, metal object hitting the floor.
Aaron J█████: (Quietly) The hell?
Sounds stop suddenly.
Aaron J█████: Whoever's there, the store's closed ya' dingbat.
Sounds of chuckling are faintly heard, but quickly silenced.
Aaron J█████: You think this is funny? It won't be funny when I call the police. Leave.
Instance: Alright, alright. Sorry man, just wanted to buy some decorations.
Aaron J█████: You know there's a sign out there, right—holy shit.
Instance-: Crap, I knew this wouldn't end well.
Aaron J█████: Am I talking to a giant worm?
Instance: Please don't freak out. Listen, just need some decorations. Make it quick too, I promised my wife I'd be home early for once.
Aaron J█████: S-Sure, whatcha' need?
Instance: Well, I thought that big, inflatable reindeer would look pretty cute on my roof. How much?
Aaron J█████: What? You got money?
Instance: I said how much.
Aaron J█████: Shit, sorry man, 100 bucks.
Instance: Wow, aren't you a little on the expensive side?
Aaron J█████: Wait, please! Don't kill—
Instance: Whatever man, its a nice reindeer, even if it is overpriced. I'm buying.
The instance disappears in a burst of green and red, leaving behind a mound of raw gold, valued at roughly 100 dollars in American Currency. The reindeer, which was inflated outside for public viewing, disappeared in a flash of Christmas-themed colors as well. Aaron J█████ nearly faints afterward.
<End Log>
Two instances of SCP-XXXX manifested at a mall, with one instance being visually and audibly younger4 than the other. The older instance claimed that the younger instance was her daughter.
Both instances appeared to be "touring" the mall, stopping occasionally to glare at various stores. Eventually, the younger instance became interested in a "Sit on Santa's Lap" attraction that was operated by the mall.
Michael W████, a local holiday enthusiast, was acting as "Santa" for the attraction. However W████ became severely startled by the appearance of the instances, resulting in W████ fleeing the attraction once both instances had arrved.
MTF Epsilon-8 soon arrived at the scene, immediately resulting in both instances manifesting. Several units and witnesses claimed the younger instance was crying due to Santa's unexpected leave.
Shortly following Event-14, a local Observation Post near the location was contacted by an unknown caller. Location or source of the call could not be identified, nor how the caller was able to contact the number.
<Begin Log>
Caller: Hello? Hello?
Agent █████: Who is this?
Caller: Don't "who is this" me! I think you already know well enough who this is!
Agent █████: How did you get this number?
Caller: Stop pretending like you don't plaster your number everywhere! Jeez, you people are real dense, are you?
Several moments of silence pass.
Caller: Are you going to respond?
Agent █████: Sorry, had to chat really quickly with supervisors. Please resume.
Caller: Well anyways, please fire your Santa guy, whatever his name is. He walked out on my poor lil' baby.
Agent █████: Santa guy? Wait a minute—
Caller: Ugh, there you go again. Pretending like didn't do anything wrong. Can I speak with your manager?
Agent █████: There might be a small issue with that.
Caller: Why? I mean—oops, wrong number. This is embarrassing, sorry!
Caller hangs up abruptly.
Agent █████: What?
<End Log>
On 12/25/18, Researcher Phillip Chantel was approached by a "family" of three SCP-XXXX instances within his own personal living quarters in Site-██. Audio-visual surveillance installed inside the room captured a conversation between the instances and Chantel. Below is a transcript of the surveillance log.
<Begin Log>
Chantel: (quietly singing) What else could I do.
Instance-1: I'm so inspired by you.
Chantel: That hasn't happened in the lo-o-ongest—wait, what the hell?
Instance-1: Oops.
Instance-2: Nice going there honey.
Instance-1: What can I say? People really have catchy songs.
Chantel: Oh shit! Worms!
Instance-1: Calm down. We don't mean any harm. Besides, I'm human-intolerant anyways, and it's got quite the impact on my diet—
Instance-3: Daddy, can I come out now?
Instance-1: Not right now, son.
Instance-3: Ugh, why couldn't I have stayed home with Uncle Wormlie?
Instance-1: Because you know how Uncle Wormlie acts when he drinks eggnog, now be quiet!
Chantel: (yelling) Security, help!
Instance-2: Oh come on.
Instance-1: Now, now, there's really no need to do that. We just want to welcome the great one.
Instance-3: The great one is coming?
Instance-2: Yes, Wormy, we already said he's is coming.
Several moments of silence pass.
Instance-1: Sorry, did that sound a lil' too weirdly generic?
A large instance manifests under Chantel's bed, standing at approximately 2.5 meters high. As it attempts to leave, it completely uplifts Chantel's bed, breaking it upon impact.
Chantel: Wow, and I thought I've seen everything.
The instance has two makeshift "antlers", accompanied by a small Santa hat that sits on top of the instance's head, both somehow remain completely fixated on the instance. The instance's head is loaded with Christmas lights, which are placed seemingly randomly and disorderly around its head. Despite an absence of power, lights shine in various different and bright colors.
Instance-4: Christmas Greetings friends! Behold, it is I, the Great Sko—
Nowak: Hey Phil', could you be any more louder man? We can hear you all the way from the cafeter—oh jeez.
Instance-4: Err. I can explain.
Instance-1: Uh oh.
Nowak: Ok, excuse you. My bad.
Nowak steps out of the room. Around this time, Site-██'s Internal Security Team receives an anomalous activity alert from Nowak. Units immediately deploy to Chantel's room.
Instance-1: Huh, that went better than expected.
Instance-4: Yeah. Anyways, I bring a message doc'! Me and my loyal cabinet took a long time to work on it, and I hope you like it! Telepathic typing is really hard.
Chantel: Um. All right then?
Instance-4: Well, here's the message! Thank you for your time!
All instances "de-manifest", before security teams suddenly enter the room, with fire-arms pointed at the instances. Left behind the larger instance is a typed letter, slightly crumbled.
<End Log>
Chantel and Nowak were both immediately treated with amnestics, given that both did not provide the right clearance for knowledge on SCP-XXXX.
The letter was quickly screened for memetic hazards, and was determined to be safe for viewing. The recovered letter reads as follows. [sic]
Christmas greetings from the Skoulíki Society!!!
This Foundation, if you are reading this, you are very lucky and cool! You have been selected because the Skoulíki Society appreciates your attitude above the other Foundations. If we had hands we would applaud you.
We as a society are kindaaa overgrowing our population. Just a little bit, no biggie.
This mean changes needed to be made. We needed to open up our horizon to new places. This includes you! :)
Ever since we started this program a couple hundred years back, a lot of fellow worms have LOVED it. It very fun yes, very nice! Vacations are REALLY much needed in every worm and wormling's life.
And let's be honest. You Foundation have the prettiest and nicest Earth we've ever seen. Trust me, you do NOT want to send worms to the kaleidoscope reality. (P.S. they do not come back with the right dimensions. Long process to fix them correctly)
"Official Skoulíki Society Stamp of Approval"
We're sorry for anything wrong we caused on your Earth. It very much our fault and we hope you understand!!! If you want compensation we won't hesistate give it to you.
Thank you, Specifically Cool People Foundation!
From, the Skoulíki Society
