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"A Good English Breakfast"

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The full food components of SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard secure locker, tests involving SCP-XXXX require level 3 clearance to reduce the risk of harm to necessary personnel.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a full English breakfast on a china plate with a silver fork and knife. The food portion consisting of the following;

  • Two (2) sausages
  • Two (2) rashes of bacon
  • Two (2) slices of black pudding
  • Two (2) pieces of toast
  • One (1) fried egg
  • Baked beans

The plate and cutlery are indestructible. Full consumption of the food portion of SCP-XXXX results in the consumer feeling highly satisfied and passive, even if they are usually aggressive. The effects of consumption appear to last indefinitely.

After the consumption of SCP-XXXX it begins to regenerate. Full regeneration has been recorded to take approximately two (2) months.

During regeneration of SCP-XXXX, the closest person of non-direct English decent will begin to fall into a comatose state. After a full comatose state has been reached, the person will begin to evaporate. The time taken for the full body to evaporate is exactly the same time it takes for SCP-XXXX to regenerate.

As a result, during testing a D-Class personnel (with non-direct English decent) is to be the closest person to SCP-XXXX, during its regeneration, to avoid necessary personnel from being evaporated.

Addendum: The following are the results of tests using SCP-XXXX's pacification properties on anomalies with violent and aggressive tendencies.

Test A - ██/██/████-██/██/████

Subject: SCP-096
Procedure: Force fed SCP-XXXX and then performed the usual methods of provocation.
Results: SCP-096 appeared nonreactive to D-9709 during testing. Testing repeated after SCP-XXXX's regeneration had completed. SCP-096 reacted to provocation from D-9709 in the usual manner.
Analysis: SCP-XXXX could be used to perform tests on SCP-096 for limited time spans.

Test B - ██/██/████

Subject: SCP-682
Procedure: Force fed SCP-XXXX and then attempted to communicate with SCP-682.
Results: After multiple failed attempts SCP-682 was finally force fed SCP-XXXX. SCP-682 initially appeared pacified but communication provoked a rage-state and led to subsequent containment breach on ██/██/████.
Analysis: Attempts to try this procedure again are strictly forbidden.