Takeshi’s Every Flavor Ramen

Item #: SCP-5056

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All crates containing a particular kind of SCP-5056 are to be stored in their designated storage rooms in Site ██ at Sector 3 in ████, Japan.
Only Lvl.04 Personnel or higher are allowed to enter SCP-5056’s storage area.
Two (2) Security Personnel are to be posted at the entrance to SCP-5056’s containment storage at all times.
All packages of SCP-5056 must be stored in order of each flavor in their own storage rooms within SCP-5056’s containment storage. When a new flavor is delivered, faculty members must build or expand a new storage room for said flavor. Taste tests of SCP-5056 must be confirmed by the O5 Council depending on the flavor of Ramen.

Lvl.04 Security must be posted at SCP-5056-1’s drop off point in order to retrieve any new deliveries of SCP-5056.

If any flavors prove to be a threat to the human race; all hazardous packages of SCP-5056 containing life threatening flavors must be incinerated as soon as possible. While all less harmful flavors will be left in containment for future studies.

Previous containment attempts for SCP-5056-1 have proved unsuccessful.

Description: SCP-5056 is an assortment of Ramen packets measuring at 5x7 inches and weighing 85 grams each, including the wrapping, dried noodles, and flavor packet.
Each packet details a male human in hibachi style attire holding a bowl of ramen, with the Japanese characters entitled “Takeshi’s Every Flavor Ramen” across the bowl.
Each packet is a different color depending on the flavor, and will show different contents in the bowl the Hibachi chef is holding.
On the backside of each packet shows the ingredients that were used to make each Ramen flavor. Excluding how the flavors were made.

SCP-5056 consists of many different flavors made by “The Takeshi Every Flavor Ramen Company”. Location of said company is yet to be discovered. Each Ramen packet is either delivered in its own box of 12 packets, or individually.

SCP-5056 was first discovered in a grocery store in Tokyo, Japan. Reports of a strange and bizarre ramen brand came in when consumers began experiencing unexplained side effects from consuming the product including a couple of fatalities. The foundation took notice and sent in MTF-Dragon’s Fang, of which every instance of the ramen was confiscated and transported to Site-551. Owners and customers of said grocery store were given a Class-B Amnesiac.
Since the confiscation of SCP-5056, a windowless delivery truck owned by the Takeshi's Every Flavor Ramen Company, labeled SCP-5056-1, would arrive at Site-551 and have since then continued to deliver new flavors to the facility every 6 months.
One truck would carry 30 crates each and on each crate would hold 26 boxes of SCP-5056 Ramen packets.

Examples of SCP-5056 Flavors:

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• Chicken
• Turkey
• Quail
• Ostrich
• Buffalo
• Alligator
• Shrimp
• Sweet Corn Soup
• Peanut Butter
• Cake
• Avocado
• Guacamole
• Frog Legs
• Escargot
• Haggis
• Glue
• Hemp
• Cyanide
• Nothing
• SCP-682 Blood
• Universe
• [DATA EXPUNGED]

NOTE: New Flavors continue to arrive every six (6) Months and that these are just a fraction of some of the flavors received from SCP-5056-1.

Taste Test Logs:

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TASTE TEST SCP-5056-Pumpkin Spice Flavor:
D-5789 takes one bite from the Pumpkin Spice flavor Ramen. D-5789 commented, “It feels like autumn while I’m eating this. Delicious!”

TASTE TEST SCP-5056-Guacamole Flavor:
D-78888 (Mexican descent) takes one bite from the Guacamole flavor Ramen. D-78888 requested some tortilla chips with the ramen, but later changed his mind when D-78888 realized the noodles tasted exactly like tortilla chips and later commented, “This is a brilliant idea!” D-78888 continues eating the entire bowl. D-78888 asks for more, but is denied the request.

TASTE TEST SCP-5056-Cyanide Flavor:
D-49877 takes one bite. D-49877 comments that the ramen tastes like almonds. D-49877 then started to foam at the mouth and collapsed to the floor. D-49877 is pronounced dead.

TASTE TEST SCP-5056-SCP-682 Blood Flavor:
[REDACTED]

TASTE TEST SCP-5056-Universe Flavor:
D-989473 observes the ramen admiring the many different sparkling colors flowing inside the broth. D-989473 takes one bite from the Universe Flavored Ramen. D-989743 then drops his chopsticks and stares at the security camera. Galaxies and stars can be seen moving around D-989743’s eyes. D-989743 comments, “I understand everything now.” D-989743 then collapses due to an Aneurysm. D-989743 is then later declared deceased.
Taste testing for SCP-5056-Universe discontinued.
Requests for offering SCP-5056-Universe to SCP-682 were sent in, but was immediately denied due to SCP-682’s regenerative abilities.

TASTE TEST SCP-5056-Nothing Flavor:
D-9898135 is given an empty bowl. D-9898135 asks if this is a joke, but researchers urge D-9898135 to eat the contents of the bowl. D-9898135 plays along and finds out that there really is something in the bowl, but the contents are invisible. D-9898135 takes a bite of the contents and replies that it has no flavor or texture, but she can feel the warmth of the “noodles and broth” in her mouth.

Addendum-1:
During SCP-5056-1’s delivery of Concrete Flavored Ramen packages, security secretly slipped a tracking device under SCP-5056-1’s rear bumper so as to find out where SCP-5056’s headquarters are located. After SCP-5056-1’s departure security tracked SCP-5056-1’s movements until the signal disappeared fifty (50) miles outside the facility. SCP-5056’s location still remains a mystery.

On 11-11-2011 at precisely 11:11p.m. the tracker appeared again and showed SCP-5056-1 heading back to Site-551 with another delivery. The packages were all black with white lettering labeled “SCP-001 Flavor”. Lvl.04 personnel took action and ordered all SCP-001 flavored ramen packages be incinerated as soon as possible. The request was accepted immediately.

Addendum-2:
The 05 Council accepted the request made by Dr. Peng to sneak a D-Class into SCP-5056-1 to find out where SCP-5056’s original source is located. On 4-23-2012, SCP-5056-1 arrived at Site-551 with a delivery of Toxic Waste flavored Ramen. Upon arrival, security quickly snuck D-18230 into SCP-5056-1 and waited for its departure to begin the investigation. D-18230 was equipped with a small flashlight, a long distance radio, a notepad and pencil. At the forty (40) mile mark Dr. Peng radioed D-18230 if he had witnessed anything different, but all D-18230 could say was that the temperature increased a little bit and silver particles began to appear all around him. When SCP-5056-1 reached the fifty (50) mile mark, connection with D-18230 was severed.
Six (6) months later, SCP-5056-1 appeared again with a delivery of “Snitch” Flavored Ramen. On the packages it showed what seemed to be a rear view of D-18230 running away from something chasing him. On the bottom of the package there is a very fine print reading “Nobody likes a Snitch” in Japanese characters.
After collecting all the new Ramen packets, security noticed what looked like a mummified figure huddled up in a fetal position in the rear left corner of SCP-5056-1. Upon closer inspection they realized that the mummified figure was D-18230. While removing D-18230 from SCP-5056-1, security noticed scratch marks and old dried blood stains on the inside of the doors of SCP-5056-1. Researchers have deduced that the doors to SCP-5056-1 never opened and left D-18230 inside for a great amount of time. Further analysis of D-18230 revealed that he was trapped in SCP-5056-1 for one hundred (100) years.

Addendum-3:
With the failure of containing SCP-5056-1 and the continuous deliveries of SCP-5056, SCP-5056 has been reclassified as Keter.