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Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The Saxons Pen is to be stored in a 2 by 2 meter containment cell in Site-33. No fewer than 1 Guard is to secure the Holding cell Door. All personel need to have a level 2 or higher security clearance level and a fluent understanding in the Saxon Dialect for The Saxons Pen anomalous effect to be disabled. Only Direct Contact is allowed in testing or in case of an Containment Breach.
Description: The Saxons Pen is a 15 centimetre long pen, which has a dark olive colour and Silver Symbols showing birds estimated to be Lovebirds and flowers. The Saxons Pen was recovered in an Scottish Township located near [Data Expunged] in Eastern Scotland, in the noon of ■■|■|1998.
Effects:The anomalous effects of The Saxons Pen come into effect when an human with no understanding of the Saxon Dialect goes into direct contact with the Object. Then the person will undergo vocal changes and speak the Saxon Dialect eventhough they couldn't understand it before if a Person can resist the anomalous effects, the Holder will undergo slow changes in position and composition and will turn in an maximum of 1 month into an smoker an resistance to the main anomalous effect was only shown by three Test Subjects. If the direct contact with the Object is not done while a person is holding it1 a Saxon Trabi from the Trabant P 50 Series will appear and [Data Expunged] the Holder of the Object. Inside the Trabi appear to be two persons with moustaches and Monocles in a old Policeuniform. Evidence from the little city coat of arms on their chest reveal that these Specimen come from the Town of Stollberg in Saxony.
Test Log from Test C-3-TSP-STL:
Orders are given from Doctor Golubev to the D-Class to approach The Saxons Pen. The D-Class was ordered to touch The Saxons Pen with Gloves on. After an 20 second silence in the Holding Chamber a motor was heard and then a Saxon Trabi estimated to be a -b Specimen appeared and [Data Expunged] the Class-D. The Class-D died later that Day in the Medical Wing of Site-33.
Request given to change the Object Class to Euclid.
Request denied.
Audio Log from Dr. Golubev:
Dr. Golubev: Who could have guessed that a Pen which changes your language, could make that mess? If I would be one of the people which change the Object Classes I would change it, but first I need to write that into the Special Containment procedures. I thought that this D-Class even had his last week here poor guy but I can't change it now. Except that I have the Question what the People in the Car had on their chest, we need to have an Camera on the next Test.
End of Audio Log…
Test C-4-TSP-STL:
An Class-D borrowed from the German Branch with understanding of the Saxon Dialect, was given the Order to touch The Saxons Pen.
Test result: nothing changed
The Class-D was provided with Gloves and given the order to touch the Object.
Test Result: the Trabi appeared but did not [Data Expundeg] the Test Subject but only slapped the Test Subject on the right ear which gave the Cameras precious time to analyse the Shiny Thing on their chest which has been
recognized as the City Coat of Arms of Stollberg in Saxony.
Test Log C-7-TSP-STL:
An Class-D was ordered to enter the holding cell and Touch the Saxons Pen.
Class-D touched it but nothing changed.
Afterwards the D-Class was put into the Medical Bay for further examinations.
//-1 week after the test the position of the Class-D changed into the position of a smoker.
-2 weeks after the test the composition of the legs the legs changed into Oakwood
-3 weeks after the test all of the body turned its composition to Oak wood and a pipe began to grow out of the mouth
Further testing has to be allowed by the Head Researcher.//
