Dr. Alex Kramer's

Object Number: SCP-xxxx_EX
Object Class: Released
Description: (labeled as EX as this SCP has been dubbed safe and released into an area to be monitored, but otherwise doe not need to be contained). SCP-xxxx_EX resembles features that are normal to a seventeen year old humanoid caucasian male, with blonde hair, brown eyes, and standing at 1.56 meters tall. SCP-xxxx_EX prefers to be addressed as “Colton”, as they have given itself the title. SCP-xxxx_EX currently resides in ████████, MO. They were released into their current environment on ██/██/██. SCP-xxxx_EX has recently adopted a relationship with [REDACTED]. SCP-xxxx_EX has no anomalous properties which manipulated [REDACTED] into confirming their relationship. SCP-xxxx_EX does entertain [REDACTED] with the anomalous properties SCP-xxxx_EX emits. SCP-xxxx_EX shows signs of happiness and has adapted to their new environment without incident. [REDACTED] does not appear to be aware of SCP-xxxx_EX’s abilities, rather [REDACTED] believes SCP-xxxx_EX is simply phenomenal at debates. SCP-xxxx_EX claims to have been in several debates and arguments with [REDACTED]. SCP-xxxx_EX also claims they have never lost once. SCP-xxxx_EX's anomalous ability gives it access to information they would otherwise not know to answer a question that was given to it. Should a intended question be presented in the form of a statement, SCP-089_EX is unable to give an answer.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is to be kept inside warehouse 89-B until warehouse 89-A can be repaired. The inside of either warehouse must resemble a theater which is prepared for a lengthy display and a large audience. The number of attendees cannot be fewer than 6 as this will trigger a negative (although not violent) reaction with SCP-xxxx. Any personnel are allowed access into the regular seats. Only class C researchers are permitted the judges section. From here, the researchers will ask a large series of questions until SCP-xxxx is satisfied. The number ranges between 12 and 56 with the usual preferred to be 30. This is to be completed once a day. SCP-xxxx_EX is to never be asked a question which has no answer, or one that cannot be answered. SCP-xxxx_EX is not to be asked Foundation classified Intelligence.
Adendum: Interview 1-A with SCP-xxxx (Prior to release)