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Allmart
Item #: SCP-4162
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4162 is kept in Light Security Site- ██. SCP-4162 is to be recorded 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Nothing is allowed in or out of the Site.
Description: SCP-4162 appears to be an ordinary Walmart, with the exception of no other entrances beside the front. Upon entering SCP-4162 you are greeted by an employee with a name tag reading “Fred”, hereby referred to as SCP-4162-1 (Refer to Document #4162-Log1 for a recorded transcript of Dr. █████████’s conversation with SCP-4162-1). At first glance SCP-4162 seems ordinary from the inside with all the items a regular Walmart would have, but traveling further suggests that SCP-4162 extends infinitely. Upon further exploration it is revealed that every item known to man is sold on one of SCP-4162’s shelves. Traveling further into SCP-4162 gets more difficult, due to the shelving becoming more mazelike and unpredictable. Further travel reveals rarer and more precious items. Though some are priced for more than money. A final exploration was done at ██/██/██. This last deep dive into SCP-4162 showed that one could buy fame, fortune, good looks, happyness, so on and so forth. These items have prices varying from parts of your sanity, part of your soul, years of your life, years of your children's lives, and so on and so forth. An attempt to shoplift results in whatever const being immediately extracted. Returns are possible.
SCP-4162-1 is perceived different for each individual that enters SCP-4162. SCP-4162 appears how an individual's subconscious mind expects a stereotypical Walmart employee to be. Any and all questions that do not pertain to SCP-4162 will be met with no response from SCP-4162-1. It has been proven that SCP-4162-1 has some memetic properties, for SCP-4162-1 appears when you have a question regardless if you have voiced it or not. SCP-4162-1 will only refer to SCP-4162 as Allmart. Facial, fingerprint and DNA identification is impossible for SCP-4162-1 changes form too often.
Document #4162-Log1: Recorded transcript of conversation with SCP-4162:
SCP-4162-1: Hello! Welcome valued customer to Allmart!
Dr. █████████: Yes, hello. May I ask, what is this building?
SCP-4162-1: Why, It’s Allmart. A place when you can buy anything, if you are willing to search for it and pay the price.
Dr. █████████: Okay, may I ask. Who are you?
SCP-4162-1: I am Fred. The only Allmart employee.*Further questions irrelevant*
