SCP- 5602 - ''Money For Nothing''

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Item #: SCP-5602 - ''Money For Nothing''

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5602 must be contained at Site 23 at the storage compartment, and Non-Europeans or Southern Europeans are not allowed to physical touch SCP-5602.

Description: SCP-5602 is an sentient 1 Dollar paper with an animating Donald Trump picture. When physical contact, the victim would contract any kind of disease and dangerous disease would be usually common when the victim appears to be Mexican descend or other ethnicities that are NOT related to Europeans, except Southern Europeans.

SCP-5602 demand multiple Latin Americans to be [DATA EXPUNGED] or [DATA EXPUNGED] in order to satisfy his narcissistic views of the world. He claimed to be the 42nd President of Ohio and the successor of the Hollenzolern family. After the interview, SCP-5602 ordered a writer to wrote about his political success of fighting against Cynicism or anything that is related to existentialism.

The value of SCP-5602 is technically 56 Cents but would appear to be discomfort or unsatisfied when mentioning the value being 56 cents. Due to his misleading anger towards the value 56 cents, all personnel are not allowed to describe his true value in Site 23.

When in contact with Liberals or other parties that don't associate with ''Neckbeard Nationalist'', the paper would turn into Abraham Lincoln drinking milk or Teddy Roosevelt create sexual intercourse with [DATA EXPUNGED]. This report is not allowed to be shown with the SCP. Further disciplinary action would be used against failed behaviours of the entire personnel.

Addendum: Recently, SCP-5602 was blown by an Electric-Fan and caused to contact with a Chavacano Diplomat and caused an entire conflict with the Chavacano Institution and the SCP Foundation, due to the circumstances, the SCP Foundation has lost 2% of its funds by the United Nation. This is the reason why SCP-5602 is located at Site 23.

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