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Special Containment Procedures: All planets from Mercury to Jupiter are to have one climate-controlled Satellite-XXXX in orbit around it, each designated Satellite-XXXX-A through Satellite-XXXX-F. Temperature is to be kept at a constant 25˚C (77˚F), and humidity below 70%. Each Satellite is to have a minimum of 6 trained foundation personnel on board at all times, and a supply of food and water to last a minimum of 2.5 years. Personnel is to take 4-hour shifts observing for signs of SCP-XXXX while others aboard rest. Personnel will be rotated out every 2 years and pass a psychological evaluation 6 weeks subsequent to their return to Earth.
Due to its unpredictability, if SCP-XXXX is spotted near a planet, one personnel member from the satellite respective to said planet is to be outfitted with a proper astronaut suit and oxygen supply and released out into space to observe SCP-XXXX while it performs. In order to ensure SCP-XXXX becomes aware it is being observed, all astronaut space suits are to have an attached LED light 100 lumens in brightness. SCP-XXXX is to never be attacked/assaulted during a performance, unless it involves Earth. If SCP-XXXX is allowed to play with Earth unnoticed, the containment team responsible will be terminated and replaced, and a Global Class-A amnestic will be released.
The SCP Foundation Television Analysis Department as well as WebCrawler 40Y40 is to monitor television broadcasts and online forums for anything related to SCP-XXXX, and is to intercept and delete all forms of the public release of information regarding SCP-XXXX. Foundation personnel located in observatories are to record, observe, and collect data on SCP-XXXX and take photographs and videos for the further gathering of research and intel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a permeable entity, 140,000 kilometers in height, bearing the appearance of a carnival circus clown.
SCP-XXXX is primarily noted for its ability to interact with planets. Upon manifesting, SCP-XXXX will begin to utilize the planet nearest to it in order to perform several party tricks, among which are unicycling, spewing planets out of its mouth, dribbling, dancing, juggling, and other tricks of a similar nature. Once SCP-XXXX considers the trick “completed”, it will demanifest. (See Addendum-XXXX-1 - Addendum-XXXX-4)
Manifestations of SCP-XXXX are difficult to predict, as so far they have all shown to be random, exhibiting no consistent pattern of any kind. SCP-XXXX also changes in appearance with every different manifestation, and never remains in a consistent attire.
Should SCP-XXXX ever be viewed, it will appear to show extreme discomfort, and it will demanifest shortly after the realization that direct observation has been established. SCP-XXXX will not demanifest if unaware that it has been sighted. This discomforted state does not go into effect when viewed through recordings and/or photographs.
Addendum-XXXX-1:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested near Neptune and was observed trying to stretch and bend the planet in unnatural ways until it was in the shape of what could only be described as a dog made of balloons. Neptune was left in this dog-like form for 14 days before reverting to its original state undamaged.
Addendum-XXXX-2:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested within the space located between The Sun and Venus, faced upwards, and spewed out 26 exact replicas of what appeared to be venus from its mouth. All 26 replicas had no orbit, and began to slowly scatter across space by “rolling away”.
Note: As of 05/17/██, only 5 venus replicas remain. It is hypothesized that SCP-2399 was involved in the destruction of the other 21 replicas.
Addendum-XXXX-3:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested above Saturn with a bike seat, bike stem, a chain, and pedals in hand. At the point of contact, all parts instantaneously attached to Saturn, at which point SCP-XXXX jumped onto the attached bike seat and began to ride Saturn back and forth in a fashion similar to a unicycle.
Addendum-XXXX-4:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested near Planet Earth and dribbled it for 2 hours. This caused magnitude 8.0 earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and a 26,500-kilometer tsunami. Earth’s human population has lowered to 7.1B ever since the incident.
Note: The containment team responsible has been terminated and replaced, and a worldwide amnestic has been released.
