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SCP-XXXX Left alone for 4 minutes
Object #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX Is to be kept in a 5 x 5 x 5 titanium chamber
and is to be placed in a colander supported by chains hanging over a grated floor for liquid to easily fall through into a sewage drain but however, SCP-XXXX is not hard to contain in anyway as long as it is over a sink or anything involving a drain.
Description: SCP-XXXX Is a plastic yellow juice box straw that is 5 1/16 inches tall and 3mm in width and overtime clean water will progressively excrete from the bottom of the straw. However the water could be infested with other liquids but if it is normal purified water the foundation would start saving it from time to time.
Additional Notes: Any liquid from SCP-XXXX Is not to be ingested what so ever due to the liquid being completely random and unknown.
Test-XXXX-001
Date: 2/16/19
Subject: D-31787
Procedure: Subject D-31787 was rushed into the chamber and instructed to drink from SCP-XXXX and asked to describe what it was that he drank, Subject said that it tasted like a rasberry slushie and 1 hour later subject was diagnosed with a minor kidney failure due to a small amount of sewage water from New York in subject's urine.
Test-XXXX-002
Date: 3/4/19
Subject: D-17891
Procedure: Subject D-17891 was rushed into the chamber and instructed to drink from SCP-XXXX and asked to describe what it was that he drank, Subject said that it tasted like "blood mixed with eggnog" subject has experienced no side effects and a urine sample showed no foreign substances besides sprite cranberry.
Test-XXXX-003
Date █/█/19
Subject D-84152
Procedure Subject D-84152 was told to take SCP-XXXX while in the colander and place it in a bathtub with the drain closed and report what happens.
1 minute: A small water puddle
5 minutes: A water puddle the size of a child's placemat
10 minutes: 2 liters of water was in the tub
15 minutes: 3 gallons of water was in the tub and subject D-84152 was instructed to pull the drain and deliver SCP-XXXX back to containment
