- SCP: Knife Angel
- SCP: Akanastra
- SCP: Michael
- SCP-J: Upvote Me
- SCP: Seizure Boy
- SCP: A Bed Among the Stars
- SCP: House of the Triune
Item #: SCP-XXXX | Level 2/XXXX |
Object Class: Euclid | Classified |
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard large containment cell. At any time SCP-XXXX breaches containment, SCP-XXXX is to be located and retrieved by MTF units. Any individuals who witness SCP-XXXX are to be immediately amnesticized through the use of Class-A amnestics.
Currently, testing with SCP-XXXX is suspended indefinitely. Any requests for experimentation with SCP-XXXX are to be delivered to Dr Connor Baker for review. Under no circumstances is anyone to be exposed to SCP-XXXX outside of experimental purposes.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an 8.23m sculpture composed primarily of various knives. The Latin phrase "Libera Anima Vestra" ("Free Your Soul") is engraved along the sculpture's forehead. The Foundation estimates between 80,000 and 140,000 knives were used to create SCP-XXXX; however, weight analysis is inconsistent with this estimate - SCP-XXXX is many times heavier than the expected weight of this amount of knives.
SCP-XXXX exhibits two primary anomalous abilities. Firstly, SCP-XXXX is prone to random teleportation throughout English towns and cities; this event can occur between 4 days and 3 months after the previous relocation. SCP-XXXX has not been sighted in locations outside of England.
POSTED: SCP-4847
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 5/XXXX CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 5/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Currently, SCP-XXXX is uncontained. The Foundation has installed a subterranean containment facility under an uninhabited island in the North Atlantic ocean (designated Area-██) in preparation of SCP-XXXX's containment. 12 Scranton Reality Anchors and 8 Tachyon Disruptor Engines are already installed at this location.
In the event of containment breach, all on-site personnel are to immediately initiate Procedure 39-Mobilov and notify O5 command of the breach. MTF units Lambda-5 ("White Rabbits") and Iota-3 ("Tomorrow Never Comes") are to be immediately dispatched to Area-██.
Description: SCP-XXXX is understood to be a reality-altering entity of unknown origin. SCP-XXXX is reported to be able to manipulate its physical form using its abilities; as such, SCP-XXXX has no definitive physical description. However, it has been reported to favour abstract manifestations. The last recorded form of SCP-XXXX resembled an indistinguishable mass masked by a thundercloud.
SCP-XXXX is reported to have breached containment on 2018/11/22 after causing extensive damage to Site-391, where it was being contained. Given the circumstances surrounding SCP-XXXX's discovery, much of the information regarding SCP-XXXX has been recorded from memory by members of Division Requiem2; as such, certain elements of SCP-XXXX may be inaccurate.
Since the limit and scope of SCP-XXXX's abilities is unknown, O5 command is treating SCP-XXXX as at least a Class III reality-altering anomaly, and hypothetically capable of inducing a CK-class Reality Restructuring or ZK-class Reality Failure event.
Site-39 was initially discovered during MTF investigation of distress signals from an unknown location on a secured Foundation network. Upon arrival at signal origin, MTF units located a partially destroyed facility; further investigation revealed numerous Foundation-style components, including one large containment cell containing multiple Scranton Reality Anchors exhibiting various amounts of damage. Notably, this was the only containment cell located at the facility.
During the Site-39 investigation, MTF units discovered a contingent of 22 researchers3 in the ruins of the facility. Given that, at the time, Site-39 was not a registered Foundation installation, all researchers encountered were temporarily designated SCP-XXXX-1 through 22 and detained at Site-██ for interrogation.
All of the researchers were carrying identification labelling them as Foundation personnel, although only 6 were recorded in Foundation databases as employed researchers. However, these 6 researchers were confirmed as working at other sites at the time; they were quickly brought in to aid with questioning.
Genetic testing of 6 pre-existing researchers and their Site-39 counterparts revealed identical genome sequences between each pair, indicating that they truly are, in essence, the same person; although, all 6 of the Site-39 counterparts showed marked signs of ageing compared to their pre-existing versions.
Analysis of three partially-fragmented information drives recovered from Site-39 revealed documents ranging in date from 2040/██/██ to 2044/██/██. When questioned about the date, all 22 researchers believed themselves to be in the year 2044. These answers, combined with the information drives, researcher identification, and genetic sequencing, has lead the Foundation to believe that SCP-XXXX, Site-39, and the 22 researchers are all from a prospective point in time. This has lead to the hypothesis that SCP-XXXX has an understanding of, and the ability to manipulate the temporal continuum.
Although the veracity of statements made by the 22 researchers (now known as Division Requiem) cannot be proven, it currently serves as the most explicable reason for Site-39's sudden appearance. Furthermore, whilst Division Requiem is permitted to collaborate with current Foundation researchers on matters relating to SCP-XXXX (under constant supervision), the Foundation is still considering the possibility that Division Requiem is a fraudulent contingent with motives detrimental to the Foundation.
Interviewee: Dr Emilia Pride (Formerly known as and referred to as SCP-XXXX-16)
Interviewer: Level 5 Researcher Dr Connor Baker
Spectators: Level 5 Researcher Dr Martin Vasiliev, Level 5 Researcher Dr Morgan Robins
Foreword: Dr Pride is questioned about SCP-XXXX.
<Begin Log, 03:47pm 2018/██/██>
Dr Pride and SCP-XXXX-16 are sitting opposite each other in an interview room.
Dr Baker: Please state your name.
SCP-XXXX-16: My name is Dr Emilia Pride.
Dr Baker: Dr Pride, can you please tell me about SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-16: I'll tell you what I know, but given its recent breach, I'm not sure if I know as much as I thought.
Dr Baker: Any information is critical, as I'm sure you know.
SCP-XXXX-16: Hmm. Yes. Well, where do I start. Keter. Reality-bender. Time-bender too, apparently. Go figure. What sort of stuff do you want to know?
Dr Baker: Describe SCP-XXXXs behaviour. Is it hostile?
SCP-XXXX-16: Um… Yes, I suppose so. But I wouldn't say it's malicious.
Dr Baker: What do you mean?
SCP-XXXX-16: It's not inherently violent, but, more of a self-preservative response. It would attack anything we sent at it, but it wouldn't go looking for people to kill. It's almost… animalistic.
Dr Baker: I see. Do you think it would be possible to reason with SCP-XXXX?
SCP-XXXX-16: No, no… It's sentient, but I wouldn't say it's sapient.
Dr Baker: Hmm. What else can you tell me about XXXX?
SCP-XXXX-16: Hmm… Oh! Its hume levels were always in a constant state of flux. Like it couldn't control it. I haven't seen anything like it. I saw its external humes hit 32 once.
Dr Baker: Sorry, did you say 32?
SCP-XXXX-16: Yeah. Crazy, isn't it?
<End Log, 3:50pm 2018/██/██>
After interviewing Dr Pride, containment priority of SCP-XXXX was increased to high. Following discussion relating to the previous containment procedures of SCP-XXXX has led to the development of technology specifically designed to mitigate temporal flux.
Document XXXX-DR-TDE00: The Tachyon Disruptor Engine (TDE) is an experimental collaborative effort of Division Requiem intended to limit localised temporal instability. Based on current models of special relativity, the TDE is theorised to "lock" pockets of space-time by prohibiting superluminal molecular speeds in the surrounding vicinity. Particles in the TDE field of effect should be unable to be energised to the point of superluminal velocity, thus preventing manipulation of the temporal continuum. Due to the nature of reality-altering SCPs, conjunctive use of the TDE with Scranton Reality Anchors is necessary. Testing of the TDEs on other temporal anomalies is currently pending.
Containment Attempt Log 1
MTF Units: Lambda-5 "Ghostbusters", Iota-3 "Tomorrow Never Comes"
Foreword: A Ukrainian helicopter pilot reported a sighting of "some huge creature" moving around inside a solitary thundercloud on an otherwise clear day. MTF units Lambda-5 and Iota-3 are dispatched to the reported location. Original footage is recorded on Lambda-5 Lieutenant Bullpitt's helmet camera.
<Begin Log, 11:47am 2019/██/██>
Lambda-5 and Iota-3 are approaching the reported location of SCP-XXXX. A solitary thundercloud can be seen in the distance.
Commander Vaughn: Bullpitt, tell me again that our equipment is ready to go.
Lieutenant Bullpitt: Check, Commander. All SRAs and TDEs operational and functioning correctly.
Commander Vaughn: They better be. If I get sent back to the 70's, I'm coming for you. Iota-3, how are you guys doing?
Commander Michaels: We're prepped and good to go. Following your lead.
Commander Vaughn: Copy. Let's split, you bank right.
Commander Michaels: Copy.
As Lambda-5 begins banking left, all TDEs aboard Lambda-5s vehicle begin humming loudly.
Lieutenant Bullpitt: Commander, tachyons are appearing around our VTOL. It's trying to send us back.
Commander Vaughn: Dispatch, give me the time and date.
Foundation Dispatch: Lambda-5, the time is 11:50am EEST, 2019/██/██.
Commander Vaughn: The TDEs are working. Let's close in.
As Lambda-5 and Iota-3 begin closing, an loud roar is recorded on the helmet camera. A single, massive tendril extends from the cloud and slashes at the Iota-3 VTOL. Iota-3 tries to evade, but the tendril connects with an engine and Iota-3 begins spiralling downwards.
Commander Vaughn: Shit! Bullpitt, fire at that thing. We can't contain it by ourselves.
Lambda-5 fires multiple missiles and artillery rounds at SCP-XXXX. The space around SCP-XXXX begins shimmering before SCP-XXXX vanishes, along with 3 missiles. The rest continue on their trajectory.
Commander Vaughn: Dispatch, we've lost visual.
The helmet cam looks out the window and sees the Iota-3 VTOL flaming on the ground below.
Commander Vaughn: Iota-3, do you copy?
Corporal Prince: It's just me commander. All the others, they're gone.
Commander Vaughn: They're all dead?
Corporal Prince: No commander, they're completely gone. I'm the only body left down here.
Commander Vaughn: Fuck. Dispatch, confirm copy. SCP-XXXX has escaped.
<End Log, 11:53am 2019/██/██>
Following the failed containment and subsequent disappearance of SCP-XXXX, a junior researcher discovered an audio log of a distress call tagged with 'XXXX', dating back to 1986/██/██. The transcript is as follows:
Unknown: Vaughn, do you copy? I repeat, Commander Vaughn, do you copy? Dispatch, do you copy? We're on foot. Our VTOL is missing and Smith and Ram are dead. We've lost sight of 4847 and- [Multiple voices are heard yelling] Fuck! Open fire! Open-
Administrator Note:
Yes, we are aware that SCP-XXXXs time-traversing ability means that SCP-XXXX may no longer be present in our timeline. On the other hand, if SCP-XXXX is sapient enough to communicate with other versions of itself, and they all congregate into our point on the timeline… Well, the implication is there. The Foundation will continue to prepare for SCP-XXXXs containment regardless of whether it currently exists in our point in time or not.
- O5-█
Item #:
Class:
Special Containment Procedures: So far, the Foundation has not developed any feasible strategies for containing SCP-XXXX. Deep Space Telescope Othello-6 is to remain directed at [DATA CORRUPTED] to monitor for any change in SCP-XXXXs condition.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an extraterrestrial entity. SCP-XXXX is believed to have an immense corporeal form residing in the [DATA CORRUPTED] region, spanning approximately 5.3 million light-years.
SCP-XXXX has shown the ability to create secondary physical manifestations of itself. During the only known interaction with SCP-XXXX, it manifested as a blonde Caucasian male wearing a blue three-piece suit.
Addendum-XXXX-1: Review of this document has led to speculation that SCP-XXXX is able to interfere with Foundation records and corrupt information. All backups of this article have been likewise affected.
FOREWORD: Following is a written transcript of the only known recording of an interaction with SCP-XXXX. Footage was captured on a CCTV camera in room [REDACTED].
Researcher ██████ is looking through the Othello-6 Deep Space Telescope. SCP-XXXX materialises near him in an ornate recliner chair.
SCP-XXXX: So, you found me.
Researcher ██████ quickly spins around and, seeing SCP-XXXX, immediately reaches for the phone on his desk. It vanishes before his hand reaches it
SCP-XXXX: No, no… Just, have a seat, let's have a chat, okay?
Another identical recliner appears next to Researcher ██████. Researcher ██████ looks at it, then back at SCP-XXXX without sitting down.
SCP-XXXX: [Sighs] Look, you're the first one to find me so I thought I may as well finally introduce myself. I'm not going to bite you. Neither is the chair.
Researcher ██████ pauses, then sits in the recliner.
Researcher ██████: Who are you?
SCP-XXXX: [Laughs] There we go. Alright, who am I? Well, I don't actually have a name, now that you mention it. I would say you can call me God, but that kind of sounds like I'm blowing my own trumpet, you know? Um…
SCP-XXXX exhales loudly.
SCP-XXXX: Sorry, I haven't actually ever spoken to someone before, I'm a little nervous. How about you call me Michael? I always liked Michael as a name, and it's a bit more modern than some of the other ones.
SCP-XXXX leans back and kicks his feet up. They land on a footrest that appears beneath them. Researcher ██████ stares at SCP-XXXX.
Researcher ██████: You're a reality bender.
SCP-XXXX: Ooh, reality. Yes. What an interesting concept. Something I've become fascinated with recently, actually. You guys and your reality.
A miniature Scranton Reality Anchor appears in SCP-XXXXs lap.
SCP-XXXX: Alas, I don't think your current understanding of 'reality' is that accurate. Unfortunately, I can't really describe it in a way you would understand. These are great little tools though. I was thoroughly impressed when you guys invented these.
SCP-XXXX throws the SRA behind him.
Researcher ██████: [Long pause]What do you want?
SCP-XXXX: Want? Um… I don't really want anything. I just like to watch.
Researcher ██████: What do you mean?
SCP-XXXX: [Spreads arms] Everything. I like to observe everything. Existence, I guess you would call it. There is just so much to learn. I try to stay as much out of the way as possible, but I'll admit occasionally I'll throw something in the mix. You know, to spice it up.
Researcher ██████: Spice it up?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah. Normal life is interesting, but I've witnessed it for so long. I'll be honest; it's gotten a little stale. That's why I like to shake things up: to see how you guys react to abnormal. Your Foundation is one of my favourite little projects. Unlike the GOC. It irks me somewhat when I think something up, and they destroy it straight away. [Shakes head]
Researcher ██████: I… What did you mean when you said I found you?
SCP-XXXX: Ah, yes. Well, you found me with your telescope.
Researcher ██████: You mean to tell me that… that thing… is you?
SCP-XXXX: [Grins] Yeah! And you are the only person to have discovered me so far. I might have to hide myself again though, it ruins the fun when people know where you are.
Researcher ██████ is silent for 11 seconds.
Researcher ██████: I don't know what to say.
SCP-XXXX: Oh, that's alright. I think I've probably said enough anyway. It was super cool talking to you though.
SCP-XXXX stands up.
Researcher ██████: No, wait, wait! What else can you do? What have you created?
SCP-XXXX: [Laughs] Wouldn't you like to know?
SCP-XXXX and his chair vanish, leaving Researcher ██████ alone in the room.
Note: Following Researcher ██████'s interaction with SCP-XXXX, Researcher ██████ was heavily questioned by Foundation interrogation personnel. In all questionings, Researcher ██████ was unable to recall what he observed through Othello-6; observation through Othello-6 itself revealed nothing of noteworthy importance.
DEAD
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is self-containing within its own document. Anyone interacting with SCP-XXXX-J is recommended to comply with its request.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is this article. SCP-XXXX-J has a cognitohazardous effect that compels the reader to 'upvote' it using the rating module at the top right of the article. SCP-XXXX-J appears to be sentient, and requests upvotes seemingly for its own self-validation, or "to flex on the other SCPs" (in its own words).
In certain cases, individuals exposed to SCP-XXXX-Js effect have been able to resist the compulsion to upvote. In these scenarios, SCP-XXXX-J has shown itself to become increasingly hostile and threatening towards the reader. Therefore, unless they want to find out what happens when SCP-XXXX-J gets really, really angry, they should upvote this article.
SCP-XXXX-J Experiment Log 1
Foreword: D-83431 is exposed to SCP-XXXX-J in an attempt to resist SCP-XXXX-Js effect.
<Begin Log>
D-83431 is seated at a computer.
Dr Thison: D-83431, please click the link on your screen.
D-83431 clicks the link.
Dr Thison: Now, read the article but DO NOT interact with the upvote module in the top right, or you will be severely punished.
D-83431 reads the article. D-83431s hand begins moving the mouse towards the rating module.
Dr Thison: D-83431, remove your hand from the mouse or you will be SEVERELY punished.
D-83431: I… can't.
D-83431 upvotes SCP-XXXX-J.
Dr Thison: Fuck, get him out of there:
<End Log>
Following D-83431s failure to resist SCP-XXXX-Js compulsion effect, similar experiments were conducted until a D-Class able to resist the effect was found.
SCP-XXXX-J Experiment Log 2
Foreword: D-85512 is exposed to SCP-XXXX-J in an attempt to resist SCP-XXXX-Js effect.
<Begin Log>
D-85512 is seated at a computer.
Dr Thison: D-85512, please click the link on your screen.
D-85512 clicks the link.
Dr Thison: Now, D-85512, please read the article. You will feel a compulsion to upvote the article using the rating module in the top right; DO NOT DO THIS. I am sick of having the D-Class personnel beaten.
D-85512 reads the article.
D-85512: Okay, I'm finished.
Dr Thison: [Pause] Do you feel a compulsion to upvote the article?
D-85512: No, I don't.
Dr Thison: Okay, uh, please exit the page D-85512.
D-85512 prepares to close the page, but stops.
D-85512: What the fuck?
Dr Thison: What's wrong?
D-85512: Is this some sort of sick joke? The article is threatening me.
Dr Thison: What is it saying?
D-85512: It says if I don't upvote, bad and painful things are going to happen to me.
Dr Thison: Take no notice of it. Exit the page.
D-85512: I don't think I-
Dr Thison: D-85512, exit the page or you will be severely punished.
D-85512 hesitates, exiting SCP-XXXX-J. Upon closing the page, D-85512 violently explodes, covering the room and computer terminal in bodily fluids and viscera.
Dr Thison: What the fuck! Is everyone okay?
The accompanying researchers affirm their status.
Dr Thison: Alright, we need to do more testing on this.
<End Log>
SCP-XXXX-J Experiment Log 3
Foreword: D-87312 is exposed to SCP-XXXX-J in an attempt to resist SCP-XXXX-Js effect, and downvote the page.
<Begin Log>
D-87312 is seated at a computer.
Dr Thison: D-87312, please click the link on your screen and read the following article. You may feel a compulsion to upvote the article using the rating module in the top right of the page; DO NOT DO THIS, or you will be severely punished.
D-87312 reads the article.
D-87312: I don't feel anything.
Dr Thison: D-87312, please downvote the article.
D-87312: Okay… Wait, what-
Dr Thison: Ignore any threats the document may make against you. They are meaningless.
D-87312 looks at the viewing window, then attempts to move the mouse to the rating module. D-87312 exhibits apparent difficulty with this task.
D-87312: It's… hard….
Dr Thison: D-87312, downvote that article or I swear I'll beat you myself.
D-87312 continues struggling with the mouse, before he successfully clicks downvote on the article.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
<End Log>
We are never fucking doing that again. - O5-█
Following the demise of the SCP-XXXX-J research team, all experiments on SCP-XXXX-J have been halted indefinitely. For the safety of anyone reading this article, PLEASE, upvote it for your own safety.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard human living cell. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with 3 meals a day, a personal computer, a television, an electric piano, and a king single mattress. SCP-XXXX is permitted to request additional belongings once a fortnight.
Researcher ██████ is to visit SCP-XXXX at least once a day for social interactions. Additionally, should SCP-XXXX request an additional visit from Researcher ██████, Researcher ██████ is required to visit SCP-XXXX given they are not involved in another ask.
Any instances of SCP-XXXX-1 that manifest are to be immediately terminated by security personnel, except for SCP-XXXX-Prime.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 19-year-old Caucasian male. SCP-XXXX is aware of his condition and the possible repercussions of a containment breach; as such, he is generally cooperative with Foundation personnel and is contained voluntarily. Most of the time, SCP-XXXX is content either using his computer or playing his piano.
SCP-XXXX is prone to random seizures, designated "XXXX Events". These seizures have been shown to occur at intervals of between 9 hours and 13 days apart; however, XXXX events have appear to have considerably shorter intervals between them during periods of prolonged agitation or anxiety. Sedatives including droperidol, diazepam, and midazolam have shown no effect during XXXX events, and furthermore, are to longer be used in testing following incident XXXX-A (See Addendum-XXXX-1).
During an XXXX event, random entities (designated SCP-XXXX-1) will begin to manifest around SCP-XXXX. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are varied, and have been shown to include animals, humanoids, and other, less identifiable creatures. In addition, instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will occasionally demonstrate anomalous properties (apart from their appearances). Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be immediately terminated upon manifestation, regardless of intent towards SCP-XXXX or the Foundation.
The one exception from termination is SCP-XXXX-1-Prime, named "Joe" by SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1-Prime is a large German Shepard. SCP-XXXX-1-Prime manifested during SCP-XXXXs first XXXX event in containment. Upon manifestation, SCP-XXXX-1-Prime stood over SCP-XXXX and guarded him for the duration of the event. Following his introduction to SCP-XXXX-1-Prime, SCP-XXXXs temperament and happiness markedly improved; for this reason, SCP-XXXX-1-Prime has been allowed to cohabit with SCP-XXXX, and is to be provided with regular necessities for a large dog.
Addendum-XXXX-1: Prolonged Sedation Trial
Researchers overseeing SCP-XXXX decided to attempt prolonged sedation in order to reduce the frequency of XXXX events.
Researcher ████ administered an intramuscular midazolam injection to SCP-XXXX, before applying a continuous intravenous midazolam blend to SCP-XXXX once he lost consciousness. SCP-XXXX-1-Prime was relocated to a kennel for the duration of the experiment. For one hour and 23 minutes, SCP-XXXX slept soundly and without incident, before the sudden onset of an XXXX event.
This event was notable due to the difference in behaviour of SCP-XXXX-1 manifestations. All SCP-XXXX-1 manifestations displayed marked aggression towards Foundation personnel, and most instances took on forms capable of extreme violence. Furthermore, multiple SCP-XXXX-1 instances displayed resistance to countermeasures usually successful in neutralization of SCP-XXXX-1 instances, resulting in 4 instances breaching containment and causing ██ personnel deaths before being neutralized by heavy munitions fire.
This event continued for 7 hours, until SCP-XXXX regained consciousness.
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: Containment Outpost XXXX has been constructed along the perimeter of the forest housing the entrance to SCP-XXXX. Any non-Foundation individuals discoverred near Countainment Outpost XXXX are to be amnesticised and extracted from the area.
No individuals are to be allowed access to SCP-XXXX without express permission from Dr XX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a dimensional anomaly residing within ██████ Forest, Ontario. There seems to be no definitive entrance to SCP-XXXX, and aerial observation is unable to reveal SCP-XXXX.
The interior of SCP-XXXX consists of a flat, circular clearing approximately 50 meters in diamater. Witnesses report SCP-XXXX to be in a permanent state of night. Furthermore, the interior of SCP-XXXX has been observed only to have clear skies and sprouting corniferous trees, despite the weather or season affecting the remainder of ██████ Forest, possibly indicating an unstable temporal flow.
In the centre of SCP-XXXX is a rectangular tomb. Visual observation of the tomb indicates it is consisted primarily of marble.
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be locked within it's containment cell. At this time, no testing is permitted to be performed upon SCP-XXXX.
In the event of containment breach, SCP-XXXX is not to be handled by any individuals other than Class-D personel of Christian faith.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a seemingly holographic manuscript of Dante Alighieri's /Comedìa/.