Dr.BlueHazel

S.C.P-

OBJECT CLASS: SAFE

NOTE TO ALL PERSONNEL: WHOMEVER WISHED

TO PERFORM A TEST WITH SCP-

MUST HAVE A LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE.

[post-it note:]
"by the way they're not for making airplanes guys, stop."
-Dr.████ BlueHazel

THINGS NOT TO ASK SCP-:

1. Will I die?

2. Is my wife cheating on me?

3. can you turn me into a fucking degenerate?

Reason: After asking the question, Dr.████ had a heavy headache, after 3 hours he woke up, and got diagnosed with a permanent retardation and a brain of a 4 years old.

4. How will the world ends?

5. Who's Scp-001?

6. What does Scp-447-2 do to deceased bodies?

7. Will I turn gay?

8. Where is the location of Scp 420-J?

9. Tell me a joke

Reason: It's jokes were bland and pointless, and some disgusted us, do not, do this. Your eyes and mind aren't ready.

10. Choke me daddy

Reason: Dr.█████████ were choked to death by unknown cause 30 minutes later after contacting Scp-

11. Kill Scp 682 please

Reason: That fucktard's plan wasted us more than 3 million dollars and all it did is just scrap the nipples off of him!!!

12. What happened to Site 12?

_+998 more will be sold seperately at Dr.█████'s Office [Name: Instruction On How To Not Com-mit Suicide With A Book By A Book}___