SCP-5773

Item #: SCP-5773

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5773 is contained in a 3x3x3 meter steel chamber at Site-██. SCP-5773 is positioned upright atop a 1x1x1 meter steel pedestal, positioned into the middle of the chamber. SCP-5773-2's Cap is not to be removed aside from testing purposes. Punishment for removing it's cap will be met with appropriate disciplinary. No fewer than two armed guards are stationed outside of SCP-5773's cell at all times.

Any testing involving SCP-5773 must be approved by at least one Level 2 Personnel. SCP Cross-testing with SCP-5773 must be approved by no fewer than 2 Level 3 Personnel. Cross-testing involving SCP-093 is not to occur under any circumstances.

Description: SCP-5773 refers to two objects. SCP-5773-1 Is a pine green liquid, (#03342e) molecularly indistinguishable from Budweiser. When SCP-5773-1 comes into direct contact with a solid object, that object will immediately become a pine green color, that of identical to SCP-5773-1. This property is present for every known material, except for pure gold. Why and how gold is immune to SCP-5773-1's properties is unknown, and currently undergoing research.

SCP-5773-2 appears to be a 2005 Budweiser Glass bottle, standing at 6.25 inches tall. SCP-5773-1 is contained inside SCP-5773-2. SCP-5773-2 displays several anomalous properties. If SCP-5773-1 is tipped upside down, SCP-5773-1 will infinitely pour out of SCP-5773-2, until returned to an upright position. When not being poured out, SCP-5773-2 contais 16 fl. oz. of SCP-5773-1. SCP-5773-2 has also proved immune to SCP-5773-2's effects, always keeping its (what is perceived to be) original appearance. How SCP-5773-2 is not effected by SCP-5773-1 is unknown. SCP-5773-2 has also thus far proved to be indestructible.

Addendum:5773.1 Discovery

SCP-5773 was first brought to the foundations attention on September 15th, 20██ when several reports came about an incident in ██████, ██, USA. According to reports, Someone had spilt a bottle of beer on the floor of the local ████ ██████ bar, and that the beer "repainted" the floor green. Foundation Agents were quickly dispatched for investigation. Investigation led to agents learning that local resident Sheryl ████ had spilt SCP-5773-1, and fled the scene with the object. Further investigation led to a car crash incident, where according to witnesses, Sheryl ran a red light and was hit, and killed by an oncoming vehicle. SCP-5773 was recovered at the scene. Amnestics were administered appropriately, as well as a cover story being implanted.

Addendum:5773.2 Civilian Interview

Interview Log 5773-A

Date Conducted: 9/17/20██

Interviewer: Dr. Brine
Interviewee: Cal ██████

Foreword: Interview was taken place after initial investigation. Witnesses reported during investigation that interviewee had initially served SCP-5773 to Ms Sheryl ████.

[BEGIN LOG]

Dr Brine: Hello Mr. ██████

Cal: Hello…

Dr Brine: We just want to ask you a few questions regarding what happened at the bar you work at a few days ago.

Cal: Okay… just make it quick… I want to go home.

Dr Brine: No promises. Now, can you describe to me what happened?

Cal: Well… um… Well I was working a normal day at work, and… this lady walks in and sits down, and I ask her what she wants. She says some Budweiser, I give her some Budweiser. As she's about to take a sip, and then she drops it, and it spills on the floor, but it… it was weird man, the bottle just kept on pouring out this green liquid… like, nonstop. It must've poured out at least a gallon before she finally picked it up. That's when I noticed that the floor had turned green… fucking weird man…

Dr Brine: Thank you. Did you notice anything unusual about Ms ████ when she came in?

Cal: Nope.

Dr Brine: What about the Budweiser?

Cal: Not until she dropped it, it seemed like ordinary booze.

Dr Brine: Did anyone else handle the beer after she dropped it?

Cal: No… no just her.

Dr Brine: What abou-

During this point in the interview, the entire site lost power, resulting in a site wide containment breach.

Dr Brine: Fucking hell!

Cal: Whats going on?

Dr Brine: I don't know, stay here. Guards! Get in here!

Dr Brine leaves the room

Two Guards enter the room

[END LOG]

Note: Mr. ██████, as well as the two guards went missing during the containment breach, and have not been seen since. Considered KIA. Cause of power loss is unknown.

Addendum:5773.3 Test Log

This is a log of noteworthy tests conducted with SCP-5773-1. For a full test log, see Document 5773-1T

Test 5773-A
DATE: 05/21/2018
ACTION: A 1x1x1 Ft. Block of granite is to have a metal screw drilled into the top of it. One fl. oz. of SCP-5773-1 is to be exposed the block of granite.
RESULT: The block of granite was immedietely recolored pine green upon contact with SCP-5773-1. The screw remained its original color.
NOTES: So, it only effects the substance it's exposed to, and not what's attached to it. Curious. -Dr Brine

Test 5773-D
DATE: 03/18/2019
ACTION: SCP-5773-2 is to have its cap removed, and held upside down.
RESULT: SCP-5773-2 poured SCP-5773-1 out for 5 minutes, before test was terminated.
NOTES: So, it's infinite. Good to know. -Dr Brine

Test 5773-H
DATE: 06/30/2019
ACTION: 1 fl. oz. of SCP-5773-1 is to be exposed to 16 fl. oz. of Budweiser.
RESULT: The Budweiser immediately transformed into SCP-5773-1 upon contact. However, the bottle the Budweiser was initially stored in in did not obtain anomalous properties, and immediately turned pine green.
NOTES: So When exposed to Budweiser, it makes more. But with any other liquid, it dematerializes. I'm not even surprised. -Dr. Irkiv

Test 5773-L
DATE: 3/27/2020
ACTION: Test was accidental.
RESULT: D-221239 and Dr. Irkiv were taking SCP-5773 to a testing chamber for testing, when D-221239 tripped and spilt SCP-5773-1 on Dr. Irkiv. Dr. Irkiv's clothes, skin, and shoes were all immedietely recolored pine green upon contact with SCP-5773-1. However, Dr. Irkiv's golden watch, which came into contact with SCP-5773-1, remained it's original color.
NOTES: This is very interesting, pure gold is immune to SCP-5773-1's effects. I will conduct further testing with this. -Dr. Brine
I fucking hate that thing. -Dr. Irkiv

Footnotes
-It is possible to paint over surfaces effected by SCP-5773-1, although it has proved to be difficult to do so.