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Item #: SCP-9832 A Casual Date
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (Euclid)
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Description: [Imagine entering a restaurant during your anniversary or on a date. The night is going great and once you've finished you ask for your check,you pay,then leave. Once you touch the door of the restaurant,something in you doesn't feel right. You shrug it off as something wrong with the food you ate that night and continue to open the door. Once you open the door you look at what is in front of you. From your perspective,your entering the restaurant again,but this time, almost everything is gone and whats left is the kitchen,two cooks,a server,and a lone table with two chairs. You are then lead to the table and sat down by the server. You feel disoriented and confused and start to ask yourself how this came to be. When the server comes back,you take a closer look at their details. It appears the server has no facial features other than what appears to be a mouth. On the side of its head it also appears to have two holes presumed to be its ears. You try and ask it where you are,but get no response or acknowledgement of your question. Your are then handed a menu and the server leaves. You look over the menu to see that the only thing on it is the name of your current date. You look across the table and see that he/she has disappeared without a trace only for you to hear muffled yelling from the kitchen. You ignore it and hope that what you think is happening is not. About two minutes later the Humanoid server comes back and speaks to you in a broken English asking what you will be having to eat,but your attention is drawn to the humanoid that has just sat down across from you,looking exactly like your date but with the same features of the server. You ask where your actual date has gone,but you are ignored about that question once again. The server asked you what you would like once more in a more hostile tone. This is enough to make you run to the exit,but on your way their the humanoids in the restaurant let out an ear splitting screech. Thankfully you reach the exit,but somethings not right. The room around you begins to morph into a ruined building covered in a brown flesh like material. You then feel a pain enter your body and realize that the once humanoid server has attached some of this flesh like material to you.Its slowly merging with your skin and you feel it taking control of your body. Then its over,the material has taken over your brain and everything fades to black. SCP-9832,better known as "A Casual Date",is an anomalous building working as an inter dimensional portal to a version of our earth taken over by a parasitic hive-mind species ]
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