Dr Chirtmire

Item #: SCP-4327

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4327 is not required to be contained and is allowed to roam the foundation at free will as SCP-4327 is not life threatening or dangerous. SCP-4327 is to be checked on or evacuated during a containment breach incident (see incident-4327-A).

SCP-4327 will regularly attend meetings that are hosted by staff of the SCP Foundation; Even though SCP-4327 is not yet to be considered for personnel appliance until SCP-4327 has had enough experience with anomalous properties and/or scientific research.

SCP-4327 has many favorited spots throughout the Foundation (More specifically Site-28 as thats where SCP-4327 is stationed); However, SCP-4327 normally remains in the Site-28 second floor break room and acts as if it is a part of SCP-4327’s property/ownership; despite not yet being a personnel.

Description: SCP-4327 is a wooden dinner chair that is capable of human speech, interaction, mobility, thinking, and studying. SCP-4327 acts as if it were a normal being like the other personnel at the SCP Foundation and yet remain a chair. SCP-4327 simulates movement with it’s “chair legs” like a human being would with their legs; Which makes it easier for SCP-4327 to roam the foundation. Doctors and staff are currently considering SCP-4327’s request for employment due to its intelligent thinking and studying habits when viewing any subject and topic of discussion. When SCP-4327 is told to observe an entity present at the foundation, it will provide many hours of scientific research, causes, and even conclusions; Making it one of the most intelligent SCP entities at the foundation (After SCP-682).

SCP-4327 has interacted with the staff and treating them like companions or business partners since SCP-4327 has decent social exchanges with anyone other than a chair.
SCP-4327 has turned skeptical scientists into “friends” (Such Doctors include Dr. Clef, Bright, Gears and Chirtmire) after various humorous gags (A.K.A. “jokes”) and entertainment. SCP-4327 also manages to find ways of interrogating other anomalous humanoid entities through interviews and getting lots of feedback of which.

Behaviour: SCP-4327 is sophisticated and has shown multiple signs of intelligence (As seen above). However, SCP-4327 will react negativly when a person is to sit on it (See Interview Log 4327-A). I'd prefer if you'd DON't objectify me like I'm chair; I know that I am one but I can be like you too! -Dr. Chair (SCP-4327).