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Item #: SCP-50014
Object Class: Safe
Containment Procedures:
SCP-50014 is contained in a 30x67x29 inch fridge, alone at site C . The containment of SCP-50014 at site C is permanent except for rare testing. No one can come in contact with SCP-50014-2 except for D class l and personal with level 1 access. The fridge is to be kept in a small room of 120 cubic inches in the dark, SCP is also to be kept alone in the fridge as long as in the room itself. The room is to be guarded outside by 1 guard. The fridge must be kept cool using basic power sources and the cooling system in the fridge.
Description:
SCP 50014-2 is cranberry sauce inside a common store can with the dimensions of 3 by 4 ⁷⁄₁₆. In inches (SCP 50014-1)
SCP 50014 was found inside of an abandoned church on ███████ street. SCP 50014 was found placed on an altar surrounded by 2 males and 1 female ages 16,23 and 36. The people surrounding SCP 50014 seemed to have all died after bashing their heads onto a wall to a point where they had all died due to head injuries.
If SCP 50014 is touched it will say the word “cranberry” in what seems to be the voice of a 40 year old male. When SCP 50014-1 or SCP 50014-2 gets touched with any form of physical touch it will say the word cranberry,it won’t overlap if touched again and the word cranberry is said in a long and extended manner. SCP 50014-1 is a silver labeless can with a constantly open lid and it seems to be virtually impossible to close the lid of SCP 50014-1(see test log 50014-03). If someone at the age of 15 to 40 is currently hungry near SCP 50014 a common silver spoon (SCP 50014-3) will spear inside of SCP 50014-2.SCP 50014-2 has been described as “Extremely delicious” by those who have tasted it (before their termination). If SCP 50014-2 is eaten as long as SCP 50014-2 is digesting inside the person eating (which is hypothesized to take 1 to 2 days) the person eating SCP 50014-2 will hear nothing but the word cranberry repeated to the point of insanity which drives people to where they’ll kill themselves or get terminated. SCP 50014-2 is constantly regenerating, if a bit of cranberry from SCP 50014-2 is removed that removed part will instantly regenerate.
Test log 50014-01:
A Male D-class(23) was asked to eat all of SCP-50014-2 contained inside SCP-50014-1 he seemed unable to make any visible difference in the amount of cranberry sauce SCP-50014-1 was producing.
Closing statement: SCP-50014-1 seems to produce an endless amount of SCP-50014-2.
Additional note: After the d-class was asked to stop eating SCP-50014-2. The D-class began continuously slamming his head into the cell walls killing himself. When the D-class was asked to stop he only responded with “Cranberry.” The D-class assigned to the task has shown signs of insanity before so the outcome of the experiment was expected.
Test log 50014-02:
A female D-class(25) was asked to tip SCP 50014-1 the subject began pouring the contents of SCP 50014-1 out. After 23 minutes of nonstop cranberry sauce pouring from SCP 50014-1 the D-class began to complain about the noises coming out of SCP 50014-2 after reaching her legs. The test ended after another 20 minutes of pouring.
Closing statement: SCP 50014-1 has been proven to have some sort of space altering abilities. Test subject did not kill herself, but was extremely agitated after a certain amount of time.
Test log 50014-03:
7 D-class were asked to forcibly close the lid of SCP 50014-1 simultaneously. After a few minutes of the D-class trying to find the best way to close it at the same time the attempt failed. One D-class tried punching SCP 50014-1, but instead of the SCP 50014-1 falling to the ground the D-class broke their hand. The test ended and the D-class who punched SCP 50014-1 was punished accordingly.
Closing statement: SCP 50014-1 is made of a much stronger material than the steel that it appears to be made of.
