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SCP-XXXX(This document)
DISCLAIMER:SCP-XXXX is a note found on Dr. Todds desk. Ever since its discovery, it has changed itself 5 times. The original document was saved, and so where its other various versions. Here they are in chronological order:
1)1988(The object described is not and has not been in containment, and it does not exist)
SCP-XXXX
Item #:XXXX
Object class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a 10x10 meter box. And observed at all times, for it is fast.(Like, very fast)
Description: SCP-XXXX is a mass of green goo. It has the potential to kill, and it does not hesitate to break out of containment whenever it has even the slightest chance.(And that happens ALOT. Why? Because the guards are lazy). SCP-XXXX was found in the city ████(that's the cities real name) after the death of ██(that's how you say 78 in their language) people.
Addendum:SCP-XXXX breached containment on 2/8/1986 and killed 20 researchers
2)2001(The object described is not and has not been in containment, and does not exist)
SCP-XXXX
Item #:XXXX
Object class: Keter Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a 31x31 meter box. And fed at all times, for it is hungry.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Shiba Inu dog. It has the potential to cure depression, and it does not hesitate to ask for scratches behind the ear whenever it has even the slightest of chances(And that happens ALOT. Why? Because the dog has needs). SCP-XXXX was found on the doorstep of Dr.████(ya know, Dr.████ █████! From the city of ████!)house, asking for chicken nuggets.
Addendum:SCP-XXXX stayed in its room on 2/8/2000 and became the goodest boy of all time
3)2008(This variation does not require explaining)
SCP-XXXX
Item #:no
Object class: nope
Special Containment Procedures: nothing
Description: nah
Addendum: no addendums please
4)2011(Dr.████ is not censored, ████ appears to be their real name.)
Dr.████
Special Containment Procedures:ignore this I couldn't remove it
Description: Dr.████ is a researcher at the SCP Foundation. Dr.████ is very smart, and very fun to hang around with. Definitely hang out with Dr.████. Dr.████ is from the city of ████. Dr.████ can speak English because Dr.████ is great. For those who don't speak the language of ████, here is how you pronounce Dr.████s name: flllfflluuuoyyoymmneettttttttttttpppppxtingos.
Addendum: //Be Dr.████s friend pls.
NOTE: (just to clarify, Dr.████ does not exist)
Note from Dr.████:HEY! I DO EXIST! AND I KNOW IT!
WARNING:THIS DOCCUMENT HAS BEEN COMPROMISED BY SCP-XXXX, THE FIFTH VARIATION WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE UNTILL THIS DOCCUMENT IS SAFE TO WRITE IN
Note from Dr.Theo:has it occurred to you DIMWITTED MORONIC IDIOTIC IMBICILES that Todd just…I dunno EDITED THE GODDAMN DOCUMENT?!
