nokia

Item #: nokia

Object Class: euclid

Special containment procedures: scp nokia is to be kept contained in it`s containment unit at all time, removel of the object is to be solved with instant termination. All level two personnel are allowed inside nokias containment unit, but only with a reason. subjects batteries is to be replaced every two days.

Description: nokia appears to be a type of old phone that´s small, rectangular, indestructible brick like object, weighing about 183 grams. subjects size is 4.5, the surface of nokia consists of a thick, hard type of plastic. this surface is also very hard and indestructible.

"warning to all staff: scp nokia is not to be answered if it rings. last week someone answered nokia and went insane and killed a bunch of d bois thank fully they were disposable"

-Dr. computer

the following is a report from an experiment in which a d boi is exposed to scp nokias scream in the hopes that we can figure out how it makes subjects insane

the d boi is released into scp nokias containment area. we used a machine to answer the nokia and put it on speaker.

nokia: (loud screeching)

boi: what the he-

d boi fell to the floor then immediately stood up and started slamming his head on the glass

boi: EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR IT´S LOVLY SONG!

we hanged up using the machine again and terminated the d boi. dr computer secretly walked into the containment unit and answered it didn´t seem to have any affect. we gave some security the task of watching dr computer but he only acted unusual when he looked at his own phone

dr computer: DEMON!!!!!!

he threw his phone across his lab

this report is a interview of dr computer

dr computer: it´s not trying to hurt us its only trying to tell us who is the boss who is superior it´s him not us

dr data exsponged: and why is it superior instead of us we have more technology
dr computer: because it doesn´t have emotions and it has probably been here longer then us, and CAUSE IF I CAN GET MARGRET TO GO INSANE I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO KILL THAT DAMN FAT FEMALE DOG!

memo from dr data exsponged: "while the test didn´t give us any information the interview with dr computer did oh and never let margret and dr computer get next to eachother ever and change asap dr computers priorities to scp-999 he can´t hurt anyone there"

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