eh...

Wake me up

Wake me up inside

Can't wake up

Wake me up inside

SAVE ME

call my name

[INCOMPREHENSIBLE]

Prottos Probe as an SCP-914 output

Probe is made out of 35kg of gold, 10kg of Benitoite and 5kg of [DATA LOST]
Probe absorbs anything considered as a mineral within 3 meters, as a construction material for buildings it can create. Additionally, any minerals stored in Nexus will be used. Non-mineral compounds are not affected while inside Nexus, or 3 meters near probe
Mineral price of a building in Starcraft is equal to number of kilograms of minerals needed for it's construction (Probes cost 50 minerals, and therefore have the mass of 50 kilograms)
Will prefer to use Gold and Benitoite as building materials, and will proceed to create alloys containing other minerals as a supplement
Probe will refer to the one who created him as his "master", and all building created by the probe can be accessed by it's "master"
As SCP-914 respects the law of conservation of mass, so does this probe. As such, larger but cheaper structures may appear thinner coughNexuscough

ze first test

Name: Dr. Creesperings, D-54372
Date: 09/03/2020
Total Items: 950 grams of plastic, 1000 grams of granite

Note: Hello, I am Dr. Creesperings, and I have been newly assigned to 914. I hope my time here goes well! - Dr. Creesperings

Input: 500 grams of plastic
Setting: Fine
Output: Plastic figurines of various SCPs. Placed in the break room after being confirmed non-anomalous.

Note: It appears that all figurines in the output matched SCPs featured in "Labs and SCPS 1e" handbook, which is also a product of 914. (See Test 914-0621) - Dr Creesperings

Input: 400 grams of plastic, 50 grams of granite.
Setting: Coarse
Output: One 1,100 carat diamond, one 225 ml puddle of ethanol, 50 grams of pulverized granite.

Note: It appears 914 took carbon from the plastic, organized it into a crystalline structure, and then used the leftovers to create a puddle of ethanol. Interesting, but not unheard of. - Dr Creesperings

Input: 50 grams of plastic, 450 grams of granite
Setting: Fine
Output: One granite model tank, with plastic wheels and a rubber firing mechanism. Capable of firing 1mm diameter objects when loaded through an entry hatch in the top. Placed in Non-Anomalous Storage. Upon being brought within three meters of Researcher Darby, the object fired its entire magazine at him, resulting in minor bruising. Incinerated.

Input: 500 grams of granite
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One granite sphere. When the output was removed by D-5472, the sphere suddenly experienced a sharp increase in weight, causing D-5472 to drop the object and damaging the chamber floor. Testing determined that moving the sphere farther away from metallic objects causes it to become increasingly attracted to the nearest one - hence, resulting in its pull towards the metal floor of the test chamber. Placed in an iron storage locker and moved to Anomalous Storage.

Note: A "reverse magnet" of sorts? Interesting. - Dr. Creepersings.

Test regarding notes

Test 914-████
Name: Dr. Creesperings, D-39404
Date: ██/██/████ (idk when this will be published, if at all)
Total items: Four pieces of paper with varying notes, all of which start with "tell me"

Some tests are yet to be implemented. Not sure which, but surely there are gonna be 4 of them

Input: One paper with the note "tell me a joke" written on it
Setting: Fine
Output: Bruh. One paper with the word "bruh [sic]" written on it. Note carries a memetic effect that causes anybody who views the note to be compelled to say the word "bruh". Anyone who hears this word would also be compelled to say "bruh". People affected by the anomaly continue to function normally and appearing to be capable of having complete conversations by the word "bruh". The memetic effect lasts for 12 seconds to anyone infected, but can last indefinitely if multiple personnel were to be affected while having a conversation. Item incinerated without incident.

Note: Bruh. - D-39404

Note: Bruh. - Dr Creesperings

Addendum: Further observation has revealed that affected people are capable of understanding each other perfectly despite only vocalising "bruh". Additionally, it appears that saying "bruh" once is enough to induce understanding in another affected person regardless of the length of the actual message. How and why this happens is under investigation. The anomaly ceased, as anyone affected by it failed to converse long enough to keep active, as well as the source of the anomaly, the note, being incinerated..

this is a test
yeggs
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[DATA EXPUNGED]
Note: we shouldn't do this again…
Addendum: You cannot hide a collapsible in a collapsible
Neither you can footnote in ACS

jedes leba brale

Planirano

SCP-006
SCP-217
SCP-420-SR
SCP-447
SCP-682
SCP-914
SCP-999

SCP-006

Po direktnom naređenju utemeljača, pristup je odobren samo onima sa nivo ovlašćena Nadgledača

Predmet#: SCP-006

Objektrna klasa: Sigurna

Specijalne procedure zadržavanja: Dok priroda SCP-006 ne zahtevava bilo koje dodatno zadržavanje, nivo tajnosti je neophodan u smislu postojanja objekta i njenih mogućnoisti, iz očiglednih razloga. Sledeće procedure nisu zarad sigurnosti osoblja, ali da negira ili sakrije znanje o SCP-006-vim efektima od osoblja koje (barata?) sa njim.

1. Svo osobje u (kontaktu?) sa SCP-006 u bilo kom fizičkom smislu su da nose modifikovana (BNC?) odela klase VI. Pre nego što je osoblje dozvoljeno da izvrše procedure, [NEDOVRŠENO] (materijal?) SCP-006B ili SCP-006C. [NEDOVRŠENO]. Da bi se osiguralo da osoblje nosi odela prema propisima, oni su da se potope u bazen napunjen vodom. Bilo koji mehurići označavaju (propust?) u odelu.

2. Procedure sa SCP-006 su da se izvrše pod ekstremnim video nadzorom. U slučaju kontakta sa SCP-006, komadant u (???) će oglasiti Proceduru 006-Xi-12, [NEDOVRŠENO]

[NEDOVRŠENO]

Opis: [NEDOVRŠENO]

SCP-420-SR

Concept: Objekat klase Arhont koji je popularan među SCP-420-SR-A licima (ljudi koji pohađaju školovanje i su pušači). Njena rasprostanjenost čini moguće opcije zadržavajna objekta sadrže potencijalne neželjene posledice unutar javnosti, i zbog toga Fundacija¹ traži način zadržavanja koji će imati najmanje štetan uticaj. SCP-420-SR-A lica su lopovi mamu im jebem umeju da se otimaju oko SCP-420-SR istanci. Najveći razlog što SCP-420-SR je zastupljen među omladinom je, kako bi oni rekli, "Iz gasa"¹.

1. Pojam koju omladina koristi, koja znači "da bi bio kul". Veza sa GoI SMJK se uzima u obzir.

SCP-447

Predmet#: SCP-447

Objektna klasa: Sigurna

Specijalne procedure zadržavanja: SCP-447-1 treba da se drži u plastičnom kontejneru zapremine 189 litara u svakom trenutku, posmatrano kamerom od strane osoblja bezbednosnog nivoa 3 ili više da bi se sprečilo prelivanje. Oblast je da se održava sa statusom Čiste sobe nivoa 1 da ne bi došlo do kontaminacije od nepoznate materije u Lokacije najmanje 10km od bilo kog groblja, mrtvačnice ili pogrebnog doma. Ni pod kojom okolnošću SCP-447-u ne sme biti dozvoljeno da dođe u kontakt sa mrtvim telima.

Zato što SCP-447-1 stalno izbacuje gustu zelenu sluz (definisano kao SCP-447-2) pri brzini od prosečno 10 cm³/čas, osoblje klase D u dobrom fizičkom stanju je objašnjeno da treba da skuplja izbbačenu sluz barem jednom dnevno. SCP-447-2 može da se skupi sa bilo kojom prikladnom opremom, sve dok su bezbednosne procedure oprezno poštovane, da bi se sprečili smrtni slučajevi u instituciji. Sluz može da se transportuje u običnom staklenom ili plastičnom kontejneru bilo kojim standardnim načinom transportacije, obezbeđeno da nema rizika da sluz naiđe na mrtvo telo na putu.

[NEDOVRŠENO]

Opis: SCP-447-1 je zelena sfera otprilike 5cm u prečniku, sa sunđerastom površinom i težinom od 1.37 kg. Objekat je topao na dodir, otprilike iste temperature kao i ljudsko telo, dok u međuvremenu u njenom jezgru je temperatura malo viša. Osoblje koje je u kontaktu sa SCP-447-1 ne opažaju nikakav negativan uticaj, sve dok SCP-447-1 nije u kontaktu sa mrtvim telima.

[NEDOVŠENO]

Priključak 447-a: [NEDOVRŠENO]

Item#: SCP-181-J

Level3

Containment Class:

esoteric

Secondary Class:

kušum

Disruption Class:

ekhi

Risk Class:

critical

link to memo

Special Containment Procedures: There is no hope in containing SCP-181-J. There, just isn't. And no, don't even attempt to deploy MTF Alpha-9 ("Last Hope") or MTF Omega-12 ("Achilles' Heels"). There is no hope in them able to contain, or even neutralize SCP-181-J. Any neutralization or containment proposal are to be immediately denied, because there is no hope for them to actually work. MTFs mentioned previously were proposed to counter SCP-181-J. Little they did knew that there is no hope in either actually doing something.

Neither is there hope for reverting the state of SCP-181-J-A

The entire O5 Council is composed of SCP-181-J-A instances, and by their order AH-Class "Abandon all hope" event it to take place. No edits to this document are allowed, except for O5 Council.

Description: SCP-181-J is an III-Class reality-bender, which has an ability to nullify any and all hope his victims (designated SCP-181-J-A) may have. It is unknown why SCP-181-J is doing what he is doing. SCP-181-J is also capable of creating wormholes, regardless of SCP-181-J's current location or location SCP-181-J intends to travel to and is considered as reality-bending property. See Incident-181-01-J

Addendum: Incident-181-01-J

During an O5-Council meeting with the subject probably regarding SCP-181-J. SCP-181-J appeared in their room, trough it was i who has been watching any possible entrance. A loud scream was heard then, and swiftly after by a Council member "There is no hope for object to to be contained. It shall be reclassified as Kušum", followed by 13 "Yes". Then i swiftly opened the door, looking in the way what hopefully won't result in interference.

SCP-181-J's wormhole ability appear not to be an effect of reality-bending properties, as SRAs did not interfere SCP-181-J's apparent means of transport, allowing it to enter Site-01. SCP-181-J also appears to have an ability to go just about everywhere this way, as even to most secretly held locations. There is no possible explanation for this, and there is no hope for any to come up soon, if at all.

[REDACTED AS PER ORDER OF HIGH COMMAND]

Does the black moon howl?

Note: I hope you will know what exactly are we hiding by highlighting it blue

Item: SCP-181-J

Object Class: Keter

Disruption Class: Pending²/, probably Amida

Containment Procedures What Will Hopefully Work: There is no hope in containing SCP-181-J, only hope of getting rid of SCP-181-J is by neutralization. The original document is not to be edited, to give SCP-181-J an impression of AH-Class "Abandon all hope" event taking place within SCP Foundation. Personnel which are not familiar to SCP-181-J are to to be assigned in it's neutralization, and under no circumstances are to be aware of SCP-181-J or SCP-181-J-A instances' anomalous behavior. Under no circumstances plans on neutralization are to be sent to the O5 Council, as it will be denied.

MTF Δ-181 ("Eternal irony") members are the only ones who can see this file, and make edits if necessary. Any new information what are relating to either SCP-181-J or SCP-181-J-A is to immediately be handled towards one of MTF Δ-181 members.

Under no circumstances is O5 Council allowed to view this file, and i hope you know what would happen if it did.

As for SCP-181-J-A instances, there must be something that will reverse the effect

WARNING

READING THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTATION WILL CAUSE SCP-181-J BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, SCROLL DOWN WITH CAUTION

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The Actual Description: SCP-181-J is an IX-class reality bender, which owns abilities what are beyond our understanding. Most used ability is to cause a CK-Class Hopeless Restructuring event towards it's targets (SCP-181-J-A), as well as opening anomalously stable wormholes. Upon CK-Class Hopeless Restructuring event being initiated on SCP-181-J-A, subject will be devoid of hope in mere seconds. SCP-181 is much more advanced than other reality benders as it's completely immune to SRAs, and thus allowing it to enter Site-01. SCP-181-J also appears to have an ability to go just about everywhere this way, as even to most secretly held locations. There is no possible explanation for this, and there is no hope for any to come up soon, if at all. SCP-181-J is omnipresent, allowing it to be aware of anything related to him, excluding documents which are masked with "there is no hope" sections all across the visible document, with true documentation being held within collapsibles (a flaw that we have exploited).

Addendum-Δ: With great power a great price comes, hopefully you will understand in what shit we are currently in
With SCP-181 being an IX-Class reality bender, we have found out that SCP-181 is subject to his own actions. As such, SCP-181 is also SCP-181-A. SCP-181, tough devoid of hope, has some sort of meaning. As of ██/██/20██, any interviews are forbidden with SCP-181. SCP-181 hopes that, by stripping away hope from everyone else, they too devoid of hope would feel the same thing SCP-181-J feels, and SCP-181-J-A feels too. We hope that he will understand that normalcy is more important than proving something to literally everyone and then leaving a mess behind. If not, AH-Class "Abandon all hope" event is to occur on a global level.

Dr. Creesperings, the overview

[to be done]

Anomalous abilities

[UNDER REWRITE]

Nature

Humble and generous, will always be a "buddy" and a help in need, while being incredibly ignorant. In both anomalous and non-anomalous way..

Backstory

blahblahblah³ He grew up in Smederevo, Radinac. blahblahblah Everyone goes against him blahblahblah

Documentation of anomalies

Currently translating SCPs to his native language

Footnotes

1. naziv "Temelj" zvuči logičnije

2. Next-level Gevurah. Instead of only compromising it's secondary objectives, object poses a direct threat to The Foundation and everything it stands for

3. Gaps in backstory i don't currently bother to do