Dr. Cube

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 are to be kept in a 4m x 4m x 3m standard storage room with a water faucet and minimal surveillance. SCP-XXXX is a limited resource and usage must be approved by Dr. ████. Any remains of SCP-XXXX-2 must be completely consumed and the cup/mug used to consume SCP-XXXX-2 must be removed as biological waste.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a round canister with the words "O-Mitee Coffee" on it. SCP-XXXX has a diameter of 8 inches and depth of 11 inches. Tests show it is made from high density polyethylene (HDPE) plastic. Inside the container are black ground coffee beans with a strong, sweet, attractive smell.

SCP-XXXX-1 is an unbranded coffee machine of which is the only way to produce SCP-XXXX-2. The structure of SCP-XXXX-1 is unknown and cannot be disassembled without being damaged. SCP-XXXX-2 seems to be normal black coffee. Upon ingesting the substance, subject will start to get the following effects:

  • 5 seconds: Sudden burst of energy.
  • 30 seconds: Intense hyperactivity.
  • 90 seconds: Raised BPM.
  • 120 second: Increased levels of ACTN3 in the muscles.

Personnel may only have up to 8 ounces a day. Too much consumption of SCP-XXXX-2 will result in a heart attack. People with heart disease or any other restricted disease are not permitted to ingest any of SCP-XXXX-2. The effects of SCP-XXXX-2 last 20-30 minutes.