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Artistic Depiction of SCP-5133
Item #: SCP-5133
Object Class: KETER
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5133 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. During any form of testing at least 5 personnel must be equipped with printing device capable of printing at least a 1 page list of patch notes for glitched programs. Should containment be broken and unable to be re-established, the world should be considered lost and under control of SCP-5133.
Description: SCP-5133 is a humanoid purple cat who chooses to wear a pair of 3D glasses along with 2 sashes which have no badges that can be obtained by any organization known in the Foundation files. Kept here after one of Dr. Bright's failed tests, SCP-5133 is capable of nearly anything it wants and or needs to do without any care for the laws of reality. During testing he was asked how he was able to do so and in his words "I can glitch reality to be whatever I want." . Because of this, and no knowledge of any permanent containment, SCP-5133 is has earned the Keter designation.
The only Foundation personnel that SCP-5133 has been polite and somewhat reasonable to has been
Class A Researcher - Dr. Davis. He may be necessary for permanent containment, It is vital that he is protected by at least 3 Foundation Security Officers.
Testing Log 0-1 :
Dr. [REDACTED] attempted an interrogation with SCP-5133 to find his upper limits
SCP-5133, what are your limits?
What do you define as limits?
As in, have you ever actually seen what you’re capable of, or ever really cared?
I usually do whatever I want and haven't had any issues yet.
So you just don’t care to find out what you can do?
Do you expect me to destroy shit to find a limit?
..No, it was just a question. Please don’t.
awww…
So, onto the next question.
Ok…
Have you ever infiltrated a government building?
I can literally walk through the walls you think I wouldn’t?
So, we’re gonna have to keep you here. Unfortunately, we have nothing to keep you here, but we have obtained information that may persuade you to stay.
Good luck with that, there is only one thing that I even like that woul-
We managed to get 05 clearance for SCP-458 to be used as a temporary containment, and as soon as the pizza box was presented SCP-5133 began to eat so much pizza to the point it was scaring the onsite personnel due to the sheer amount of pizza.
At this point, SCP-5133 became tired of boring conversations, and shooed us away. Later, a Class - D came and saw SCP-5133 playing with a big purple cube which was later tested and somehow was a solid form of electricity with many useful properties.
That cube isn't a toy, shouldn't you be playing with a yarn ball?
I should be playing with a yarn ball? Do I look like a cat to you?!
You are literally a purple cat, what am I supposed to assume?!
THATS IT, IM TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF ME BECAUSE I'M A CAT!!! ITS LITERALLY RACIST!!! COME HERE MOTHERF***ER!!
Wait, NO PLEASE! I'M SORRY!!! AAAHHHH!!
We found him with 42 scratch marks on his face. We sent him to the medical room to see if he has any sort of contamination. Turns out, he didn’t. Guess SCP-5133 is just a “normal” cat.
End of Testing
