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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class : Euclid

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a well light room with at least 2 guards present outside of the room. The Item is a 22 year old male who appears in a british 1918 army uniform and a Broody helmet or an officers cap. A test would consist of no more than 2 class-d personal who must ask SCP-XXXX about the war. SCP-XXXX-1 is an SMLE No.1 Mk. OKI that has the property's of an anti material rifle and must never come in contact with SCP-XXXX or he will become hostile and attack any male over the age of 12 in a 4 meter radius.

Description SCP-XXXX's height is 6" 0" or 1.8288 meters tall and his weight varies. Origin of SCP-XXXX was a Bunker located in [Redacted] Netherlands in 1959. SCP-XXXX screamed causing hearing damage to Agent [Redacted] as SCP-XXXX-1 tired causing the death of Agent Bergman. SCP-XXXX is aggressive only when he is holding SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX does not appear to attack woman or children under the age of 12 and will scream anti-german phrases from the first world war when sighting a male victim referred to as SCP-XXXX-2 and will now attempt to shoot SCP-XXXX-2 with SCP-XXXX-1. If SCP-XXXX is disarmed aggression will stop.

SCP-XXXX shows no signs of human needs but will occasionally ask for a beverage such as but not limited to : Tea; Coffee; Milk; Cranberry Juice; Melted Butter. Upon SCP-XXXX receiving melted butter he will show signs of intoxication. There is no explanation behind this effect. SCP-XXXX shows no sign of wanting to leave contajnment. SCP-XXXX commonly refers to female resets as: My Laddy; Big Girly; Sweet Moma. SCP-XXXX will appear in a British dress uniform if a female personnel flirts back. The dress uniform appears to be brand new while his standard battle dress is dirty and grimmy. It is unknown why SCP-XXXX tries to impress female subjects.