Per 
- "Excruciating Computer"
- "Dancing Potato"
- "Works of Humanity"
- "Այն կփոխի ..."
- "Lunch Meat" (help for Researcher Johnson)
- "I Love Hamilton"
- "Hallucinogenic Toothpaste"
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard containment unit guarded and observed by no one and nobody is to look at SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX does not need high level containment procedures due to it's immobile nature.
Description: SCP-XXXX is what appears to be a "Lenovo" brand Chromebook with a simple wireless gaming mouse connected to it. When eye contact is made with SCP-XXXX a compulsion to play on the computer is felt. When SCP-XXXX is played on, at random intervals of time memetic kill agents flash on the screen. After exactly twelve flashes the subject will be redirected to a "YouTube" video that plays four random notes repeated for an hour straight on a random instrument and when attempts to close the tab are made it keeps redirecting to the same tab. When subject tries to get up what a recovered subject describes as chains and railroad spikes pin them to the object they are in contact with. When listening to the song for an hour straight the brain of said subject appears dysfunctional but vital organs such as the heart, lungs, e.g are working.
Addendum: D-9432 was lifted off the chair by a normal MTF unit and what was described as a "blood-curdling scream" was heard when being lifted off. D-9432's sentence was expanded by four months for questioning and subject was taught simple kindergarten-6th grade education.
Item #: SCP-907470-J
Object Class: Duh! Apollyon Neutralized Note: Never allow Dr. ████ to edit this file. - Dr. ████████
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-907470-J is to be contained within a standard containment unit with boombox inside of it guarded by five simple MTF soldiers. If SCP-907470-J breaches containment which it won't you are to use a tomato and squeeze the juice on it causing it to dance back to the cell.
Description: SCP-907470-J is a sentient potato found in Hidd, Bahrain during the 20th century that is in the perpetual motion of consistently dancing with any dance move that exists at the and alternates dance moves every 20 minutes. SCP-907470-J can also alternate when talking about a specific dance move (see Interview Log 907470-J-1).
Addendum: SCP-907470-J was neutralized when stepped on by Dr. ████1 during the Site-███ containment breach.
Item #: SCP-ZZZZ
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-ZZZZ is to be contained in a human. in an animal. in SCP-3008. SCP-ZZZZ is to be contained in within the brains of the world population, SCP-ZZZZ is to be allowed to grow bigger and bigger in the eyes of all. SCP-ZZZZ is uncontainable due to its nature, for the human population to advancement and get better.
Description: SCP-ZZZZ is a social epidemic and infohazard, the urge of making everything better in the eyes of the people. The advancement of all things made by the people. When something is improved by the effect of SCP-ZZZZ it causes the subject and others to make it better and better. Human evolution, extinction, and The Foundation/http://www.scp-wiki.net are prime examples of this. SCP-ZZZZ appears to be in a state of limbo. Being able to interact with the world around it. But not really existing.
SCP-ZZZZ can not be explained but can alter anything referencing it including thoughts, speech, notes, pictures, and drawings.
Foreword: This was a letter found in the house of █████ ████.
SCP-ZZZZ is god, creator of all.
SCP-ZZZZ is nothing.
SCP-ZZZZ is something?
No, nonononono, this is bad, I must make it better, this file is to short, non-clinical.
Uploading this is just mocking myself, is this being to self aware?
No, is it?
This is too much pressure…
Vile, corrupt, truly machiavellian.
Foreword: A letter found in the house of ███████ ███████.
Advancement is the only goal in life. The world was made to be our sandbox, we make, believe in a bigger power. We were put in this world by a non-existing entity, everything we make will always get better until our inevitable extinction. We seek but nothing was ever hidden.
Which side should I choose? When either way I lose.
Foreword: A letter found in your house. the house of █████ ███████.
ADVANCED ADVANCED! Make it better! NOW! What? You want this collaborated file to be better? Well this fight in my brain against ideas and work isn't getting any better, leave me alone…
Deny or approve?
Foreword: A letter found in the house of ██████ ████████.
Y'know what? I'll tidy up this file and help The Foundation dimwits making this including you the one reading it and writing it. We are the ones pulling the strings, we are surreal, and [DATA REDACTED].2
Cause no trouble…
Foreword: A letter found off the coast of Saudi Arabia found by ███████ █████.
البحث عن طرق أخرى لكسب المال، وسيلة أفضل، كنت مؤسسة الحثالة.
NO NEED FOR THIS, DR. ████████. THE PURGE IS COMING…
Item #: SCP-WWWW
Object Class: S/E/K/A/etc.
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-WWWW's nature it is very difficult to contain. SCP-WWWW is to be contained within a chamber exactly like one of SCP-3999's attempted containment chamber. SCP-WWWW is to not be interacted with in any way and is strictly forbidden. This includes: Verbal communication, sign language, written messages, hand gestures, epidermic contact with SCP-WWWW, and online messages, if any of these ways of interactions are made with SCP-WWWW, all recipient(s) are to be met with termination. All entrance into SCP-WWWW's containment chamber is to be immediately halted and met with termination.
If SCP-WWWW is to break out, all personnel are to report to the location of the containment and try all methods of recontainment known to The Foundation other then when SCP-WWWW's classification is Safe or Neutralized. SCP-WWWW is to be checked up every week for object reclassification.
Description: SCP-WWWW is what appears to be a sentient indeterminate mass. That, every week, has the possibility to morph into any anomalous object and change classification. The way SCP-WWWW does this is unknown.3 A list of SCP-WWWW transformations and such will be provided below:
| Anomalous Object | Object Classification | Result | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-3999 | Apollyon | SCP-WWWW managed to sink Site-███ in black goo causing a scramble to recontain SCP-WWWW and a ZK end-of-the-universe-scenario. | ██-██-████ |
| Anomalous Object; the unbreakable lamp | Safe | A transformation to ensure SCP-WWWW's own safety according to O5 Council. | 11-19-1919 |
| SCP-173 | Keter | SCP-WWWW's version of SCP-173 appears to be way more agile aggressive and made of titanium to ensure the snapping of the cervical vertebrae. | |
| Researcher Catherine | Euclid | SCP-WWWW was more aggressive and unpredictable causing a containment breach and the termination of Researcher Catherine and D-93232 and the recontainment of SCP-WWWW.4 | |
| SCP-WTF-J | Keter-Ashmedai | [DATA REDACTED] | |
| SCP-1548 | Keter | SCP-WWWW enveloped all of Earth, causing the destruction of Earth.5 | |
| SCP-999 | Safe | Researcher Սեթ in the Russian Branch opened the cell and promptly tried to play with SCP-WWWW and shortly after SCP-WWWW retained form and Researcher Սեթ was sucked into SCP-WWWW. |
Addendum WWWW-1: D-93232 appears to have sneaked out of his cell and got video recording of SCP-WWWW transforming into Researcher Catherine / Transformation WWWW-4. The camera was found on ██-██-████ and the transformation appears to go like the following:
- SCP-WWWW's skin and internal organs which appear to be wiring and steampunk-like gears and circuits turn inside-out and slowly morph into the object.
- SCP-WWWW after transforming appears to start pulling a light stream out of the ground and assuming it gives refinements it does this for two hours.
- SCP-WWWW is then fully transformed and then attacks D-93232.
Addendum WWWW-2: SCP-WWWW has been proven to morph into anything, dead, contained, uncontained, or nonexistent.
THIS ARTICLE IS HELP FOR A FRIEND, NOT MINE.
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Keter-Muccidus
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is to be kept in Anomalous Fungi Storage in Site-███ with a glass case around it at all times with the exception of testing. All consumption is punishable by termination via drowning. High-class containment procedures are not needed due to SCP-XXXX-J's nature.
This is good meat.
This bullsh[redacted for brevity]..
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a disgusting creation a bag of six slices of lunch meat with a fungus growth on it (When used in verbal activity, it's described as SCP-XXXX-1 to 6). When consumed SCP-XXXX-J appears to let out a microscopic fungi in the shape of a severed hand suspending the middle finger (From now on called SCP-XXXX-B-1). When the fungi is ingested, the human body will administer a behavior change of personnel using expletives, references to how much "Robux" they have6, and continued insults (or disses as effected personnel call them). SCP-XXXX-J appears to also administer another kind of fungus that acts as an airborne fungus that administers the same effect as SCP-XXXX-J-B-1 (When used in verbal activity, it's described as SCP-XXXX-B-2).
If this disgusting monstrosity SCP-XXXX-J is to escape (which it does a lot for some reason…) all personnel must run for their lives and contact all Site staff to run and to blow the Site to smithereens.
Moldy Addendum: This part of the document is all moldy as of ██-██-████, eeeewwwwwww! At least I have more Robux than you, noooob!
Item #: SCP-QQQQ
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-QQQQ is to be contained within a standard airtight soundproof 2 m x 2 m x 2 m containment unit within its case and the cell is to be filled entirely with Sarin and Fluoroantimonic acid, reason for this is because the memetic waves emitted by SCP-QQQQ must need oxygen and so personnel cannot get access to SCP-QQQQ. A Level 5 personnel must be in the control room to the side of the cell at all times. All personal use78 is prohibited and is punishable by termination via asphyxiation or capture (see Addendum QQQQ-1).
If SCP-QQQQ affected subjects are to escape, all personnel within a twenty mile radius within the site must recontain all escaped subjects and terminate them via asphyxiation.
Description: SCP-QQQQ is a hard disk copy of the Broadway musical "Hamilton" about founding father Alexander Hamilton. SCP-QQQQ's case is in fact non-anomalous and shows no effect from SCP-QQQQ itself. The case has the words "I LOVE HAMILTON" written on it in a substance unknown to modern science. When encased, SCP-QQQQ emits a high-pitched version of "Wait For It" from the "Hamilton" soundtrack. When removed from the case SCP-QQQQ emits "The World Was Wide Enough" with a lower pitch from the soundtrack as well. When either song is heard it will cause one of two emotions. When the song from the first one is heard the subject will seem content and happy. When the other song emitted by SCP-QQQQ is heard, the subject will go into a depression.
SCP-QQQQ shortly before containment via investigation.
When SCP-QQQQ is to be inserted into any CD player a introductory disclaimer will display. The musical will then begin after several seconds of displaying this message. All characters within the musical are out of proportion and the lyrics in the songs seem slightly altered . After watching for one hour subject begins to begin to show an emotion similar to being anxious and when asked, subject reports "a feeling that cannot be explained". When the song "Disappear" is started, the songs reverse backwards to the song "Dr. A. ███." this will continue until subject begins to disfigure, times vary between subjects.
Addendum QQQQ-1: Dr. A. ███. found that if the subject is removed from they show aggressive manner to get back to watching SCP-QQQQ. All subjects that this has happened to are to be addressed as SCP-QQQQ-1 through 11.
Addendum QQQQ-2: Dr. A. ███. has found that SCP-QQQQ's reality bending abilities only occur in nine out of every ten people.
Foreword: Note found on inside of case.
Hello! I see you have bought our disk! Or you're just a dirty pirate… We appreciate it and hope you enjoy the show!
(ENCORE INCLUDED)
[Back of note]
Below is a list of songs that are shown within this copy of Hamilton.
- Dr. A. ███
- Dr. A. ████
- One Round In The Chamber
- The Untold Story
- The Unknown Makers
- Race Destroyed
- Bring You Back
- Covert Agent
- A Summer's Shooting
- No Help
- I Am Satisfied
- The Untold Story (Reprise)
- Find It Out
- Not Alive
- No One Ever Follows; Commandments
- Meet Me Below
- Never Have Enough
- Guns And Cruisers
- History Will Have You Know
- ███ ██████████ (███ ██████ ██████)
- What Is Your Thought?
- Dear Doctor
- Continue?
- What'd You Do For Yourself
- Truth Debate #1
- A Break To Not Be
- Say No To Them
- Their Room Is Declassified
- Summer Deserted
- Truth Debate #2
- Us With You
- Two Times Tricked
- I Know You All
- The ████9 Occupation
- I Know
- Aftermath
- The █ Card
- Disappear
- No One To Help
- Not Alive (Reprise)
- The World Gone Quiet
- Election Of ██-█
- The Obedient Silence
- Best Of Friends And Best Of Nothing
- The World Was Quiet Enough
- Who Knows, Who Lives, Who Finds The Clues
- ENCORE SONG: Mystery Told
Foreword: Snippets of both songs emitted by SCP-QQQQ. Listen at your own discretion.
Item #: SCP-PPPP
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-PPPP is to be kept within a standard containment unit that has an environment exactly like Agent ███████'s bathroom, this was put into play when rumor was spreading causing many not to step a foot near SCP-PPPP. All entrance and use is strictly prohibited by termination, testing is the only exception. A large amount of containment procedures is not needed due to SCP-PPPP's immobile nature.
Description: SCP-PPPP is a tube of toothpaste that when opened releases an impossible gas with the formula being: H6S3P8N6AS3CL9
