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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Accounts created by SCP-XXXX are to be deleted as soon as possible. Posts are to be copied to a flash drive and stored in a standard non-anomalous object container. Posts that mention the SCP Foundation are to be intercepted by Foundation personnel and deleted. If the former is not possible the posts are to be deemed as "trolling" and deleted under the guise of not following the website's guidelines. If possible, Class-A amnestics are to be administered to subjects outside of the Foundation who have interacted with SCP-XXXX or read its posts.
As of 14/04/2018, Foundation technicians are to monitor messaging services and media to intercept attempts of leaking information concerning the SCP Foundation. See Addendum-02
Description: SCP-XXXX is an entity capable of remotely accessing computers via a currently unknown method, it is seemingly able to bypass all modern security systems. SCP-XXXX manifests itself by creating accounts in online forums and social media under the username “heyearthlings995”. SCP-XXXX uses these accounts to talk with other users about different topics and post about popular culture. On 10/03/2017, SCP-XXXX created a post on the website ███████████████ entitled “I come from the Outside AMA” in which SCP-XXXX mentioned the SCP Foundation. After several attempts to communicate with SCP-XXXX, the Foundation received the following reply:
FUCK YOU SCP FOUNDATION. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF THIS PLANET REMAIN IGNORANT.
Following the reply, SCP-XXXX began to send increasingly aggressive messages to the Foundation in the form of .txt files that would appear in the Foundation’s computers.
The following is a recopilation of the messages sent by SCP-XXXX to the SCP Foundation:
You are all so arrogant seriously. You find something that your limited science can’t understand and immediately label it as an “anomaly”. Why don’t you accept that your understanding of the world and the universe is limited instead?
The lives of all earthlings would be better if they knew about the existence of these things. Who knows how much progress earthlings would have made if these “anomalous objects” weren’t in the hands of a bunch of selfish pigs.
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Item # You wouldn’t like to be just a number would you?
Object Class: Idiotic
Containment Procedures: Just kill it
Description: This SCP is known as “The Foundation” and is full of people who have their heads so up their asses that it creates black holes of stupidity that absorb all the intelligence around.
Do i look good in this? [DATA EXPUNGED] (Original file contained a link to a photograph of SCP-096 which has since been taken down by the Foundation.)
Hey i made a poll with my friends about what the real SCP-001 is (cute memetics by the way, did your mommy help you with them?) and we have come to the conclusion that it’s the abnormally low level of intelligence present in the SCP Foundation.
Seriously you’re all pathetic excuses of scientists. A bunch of monkeys who think they are protecting earthlings from things you don’t even understand. What a joke.
Addendum-01: On 7/01/2018 SCP-XXXX sent an email to 400,567 people that was intercepted by the Foundation and deleted. The email contained the following message.
Hey earthling, yeah you. Did you know that some morons that call themselves the “SCP Foundation” have a fountain that can make you immortal and cure a bunch of diseases? No you didn’t because some idiots called the O5 Council decided that you should not. Oh but they can have all the benfits. Pathetic greedy circus monkeys. DON’T FOLLOW THEIR GAME GO TO ████████████████████████ AND DEMAND WHAT’S YOURS BY RIGHT. SPREAD THE MESSAGE EARTHLING BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
Addendum-02:Since being contacted by the Foundation SCP has started to use different usernames, so far the following usernames have been reported:
regularguy958
fuckscp
gamergirl007
burntheo5
notarobot
animelover445
Addendum-03:On 14/04/2018 SCP-XXXX vandalized SCP Foundation's databases by replacing all photographs with that of SCP-096 and crudely photoshopped images of Foundation scientist being hanged. The following message was found:
That's a mighty fine database you have there. Would be a shame if someone deleted it all some day, even the backups. Oh well, as long as you have an antivirus it won't happen. Will it?
Hope you choke on your food, SCP-XXXX :) (As you like to call me ).
