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Item #: SCP-5000-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000-J is to be contained within a digital library, owned by the foundation. The DVR is to never be opened, unless given permission by a level-4 and higher authorization.
Description: SCP-5000-J is a DVR file, containing an infomercial, simply labelled as "FLESH TAPE".
The infomercial involves a man, named ████ █████, rambling and bragging about his product. The man talks about a product called Flesh Tape, which includes the man doing increasingly disturbing things, including sawing a [REDACTED] in half, while it was still alive.
infomercial goes on, the screen gets more and more distorted.
When the infomercial ends, the viewer explodes into a pile of flesh. Some of the things the man says make little to no sense at all. The infomercial can only be viewed through surveillance and can only be heard through speakers.
The infomercial goes as follows:
" Hi, ████ █████ here with Flesh Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and damage wounds and infections! Flesh tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface of the infection/wound, instantly causing leaks of blood and organs. Leaky skulls can cause major damage, but Flesh Tape stabs on tight and bleeds instantly!
Plus, Flesh Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underblood! Now you can cause leaks in flesh and skin in blood while causing the most amount of pain possible! Flesh Tape is perfect for ruthless maniacs, sick insomniacs and [REDACTED]! Flesh Tape is super strong and painful, and once it's on, stabs straight down into human flesh! And for emergency pain, Flesh Tape keeps its grip, even on giant wounds! Ruthless killers can cause big damage, but Flesh Tape comes even worse, so you can easily tear large wounds and cause [REDACTED]!
To show the power of Flesh Tape, I sawed this [REDACTED] in half! And repaired it with only Flesh Tape! Not only does Flesh Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the [REDACTED]'s intestines together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly rotted! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can [DATA EXPUNGED] with the power of Flesh Tape! "
Addendum: " This infomercial cannot be shown to Class-D personnel without janitors close by. The "exploding" part of the test is way too messy and it needs a load of janitors to help clean up. " - Dr. E. Ace
