Dr. Galavine Profile

Name: Dr.[][][][][] [][][][][][] Galavine¹

Security Clearance Level: Level 3
Occupation: SCP File Director²
Location: Anomalous Log Terminal Station 69 at Site-[][] possibly watching porn in his down time³
History: Born in [REDACTED] TN [][]/[][]/[][]. Dr. Galavine has attended Middle Tennessee State University and graduated with a Major in Audio/Visual Production, and a Minor in Creative Story writing. Recruited at age [REDACTED] Dr. Galavine is one of the youngest, and brightest researchers in the Foundation. Despite the fact that he is extremely cynical and crude, he gets his job done. Dr. Gustav is impressed with Galavine's work but is constantly requesting that Dr. Galavine quit putting his scathing remarks in his footnotes. Dr. Galavine was initially brought to the foundation to do some maintenance work on some of the terminals, his skill at "mock reports"⁴ impressed Dr. Gustav. Dr. Galavine was put under board review by Site Director [REDACTED] and was declared as the Site's SCP Log Director⁵ and given Level 3 access in order to view extensive reports on certain SCPs.

Dr. Galavine had apprenticed under Dr. Gustav for roughly 3 years before starting to log his own reports on SCPs and anomalous objects. All of his reports do contain some humor, and quite a few scathing remarks towards Foundation personnel, and his position. He's been under Directorial Review 19 times since he began working in 2017.⁶ Dr. Galavine tends to enjoy music from the late 1990's and early 2000's, also including "Electro Swing" and has a "gym scooter" in his office that he rolls around on occasionally. Noise complaints have been made from Janitorial staff about Dr. Galavine blasting music from his office over the P.A in the Cafeteria in Sector-5. Dr. Galavine also has an immense appetite, There are always dishes neatly stacked up on one side of his desk, and little to no food trash is left for Sanitation to clean up. Requests made to put a kitchenette in his office are still being reviewed.

Footnotes

1. Pronounced Gal a veen

2. Which is boring as hell

3. Hey don't judge me, you'd probably do it too if you got nothing better to do with your time than logging these damn SCPs 24 fucking 7.

4. which is procedural when maintaining terminals at Site [][].

5. which is still boring as hell

6. Though it is safe to assume that Director [REDACTED] will not terminate Dr. Galavine because he enjoys the humor of the reports and still allows Galavine to work.