Dr. Giske

Item #: SCP-4367
Object Class: Euclid Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SPC-4367 has permission from site director Dr. Bright to freely roam Site 19 under the condition that SCP-4367 doesn’t open any doors, hatches, air ducts, windows, or log onto any computers unless a class-4 lockdown is called. If SCP-4367 wants to proceed into another room, any personnel of level 2 or higher can open it if they are aware of the contents. SCP-4367 is also to be provided a miniature uniform for D-Class personnel t-shirt, jeans, sneakers, and a sweatshirt.
Description: SCP-4367 is a jointed mannequin made of wood, standing 32cm in height, and weighing approximately 250g. SCP-4367 is able to move the pupils in its two unblinking “googly” eyes despite the gravitational pull of the earth, and bright, crimson cheek spots adorning its egg-shaped head. SCP-4367 has screws, springs and wire throughout its body, and through anomalous means, is animate and able to move. If wounded, SCP-4367 will bleed sap identical to the sap produced from the dragon’s blood tree (Dracaena cinnabari), and will regenerate completely by anomalous means if SCP-4367 is out of sight. SCP-4367 will reform completely if destroyed out of vision. SCP-4367 has also stated that it identifies as a heterosexual male.
SCP-4367 is intelligent, able to speak fluent English using some form of telepathy. SCP-4367 is described with having a somewhat mischievous, outgoing, friendly, and even humorous personality akin to a 14 year old male.
SCP-4367 is unable to be photographed, video recorded, or visually tracked by any means other than the naked eye. Even laser scanners fail to achieve a visual on SCP-4367. All known diagrams of SCP-4367 are physical drawings, paintings, and written descriptions.
Addendum 4367-A: During the containment breach on ██-██-██, SCP-4367 was willing to assist the foundation in capturing the escaped SCPs. When SCP-4367 and MTF forces were blocked by debris, SCP-4367 lifted an estimated 3 metric tons of debris out of the path of MTF. When questioned about this ability, SCP-4367 answered, “I was always able to do that!”
After being asked about helping the Foundation with the containment breach, SCP-4367 replied “I would ‘breach containment’ if I wanted to, but after that, what am I supposed to do? I figured I might as well help you because you guys take care of me! If one of your ‘SCPs’ escape, and you all die and nobody will be there to take care of me.”
It was decided SCP-4367 should be moved to Thaumiel class. Further research into SCP-4367’s incredible strength are yet to be approved by the O-5 council.
Addendum 4367-B: SCP-4367 has been rewarded with one request after one year of serving the Foundation. SCP-4367 has requested more comfortable clothes (specifically a t-shirt and some sweatpants) (granted).

Addendum 4367-C: SCP-4367 was commanded to lift a Rolls-Royce Phantom and walk 5km with it. SCP-4367 reluctantly performed the specified task with relative ease.