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A door swings open. A bell rings. A man walks in. Under his shoes, the floorboards creak with age. The man approaches a glass display case and lazily scans the contents. Lazily polished rings, manuscripts on sowing techniques, bracelets, a large variety of items stood before the man. He points to a silver watch, one of the only items within the store that seemed to retain a semblance of quality. His finger smudges the glass, adding to the dirt already on it. The old man running the shop gives him a toothless smile before reaching under the glass and retrieving the watch.
"Good choice," the shop keep began "It was an absolute steal, I tell you. Got this fancy ol' 70s watch for only a couple hundred bucks!" There was no reply. The man preferred not to engage in small talk anyway. It distracted from the goal at hand. The shop keep continued, "It's a fine looking watch, I tell you. Been ticking real well as long as it's been here. The fella who sold me this, ooh he was a tough nut! Had to really crack down on him to get the watch so cheap, I tell you. Mysterious fellow, he was." The seller continued to monologue as he packaged the watch in a felt-covered box. "He wouldn't say much, kind of like you." The man gave a small chuckle, if only to humour the shop keep. "Alright, here is your watch." The box was slid towards the man. He picked up the box and inspected it, before placing it down to pay for it. He handed over the bills before taking the box back and leaving without a word.
Car starts, wheels roll, and he's off. The trip back home seems to blend into nothingness. Before he knows it, the man has already arrived home. Key goes in, the lock clicks, the door opens. A woman walks up to the door. "Your late again, John." She scowls at him. "Your dinner is on the countertop. Don't expect it to be warm." The woman storms off into the next room. John glances at her, before fetching his plate and moving up the stairs to his study. The woman's voice echoes from downstairs, "Can't you eat downstairs like a normal person for once!" John turned his head before shouting back, "You know damn well that I need to work. You'd think being married for the past 5 years would mean you'd know that by now!" He slammed the door shut before slinking into his chair. He let out a deep sigh, before booting his laptop and getting to work.
BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL
The following file is Level 4/6000 classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.
6000
Item #: SCP-6000
Object Class: Uncontainable
Special Containment Procedures: As of current writing, it is physically and conceptually impossible to contain SCP-6000 due to its status as a metaphysical entity. Personnel assigned to SCP-6000 are required to have passed the MUA1 exam with a score of at least 1400. Psychological screenings are to be done monthly on personnel working with SCP-6000 for extended periods of time.
Description: SCP-6000 is a metaphysical entity that represents the concept of life and the process of aging. The anomaly is conceptually attached to every living organism. The Foundation is able to perceive and, to a limited extent, manipulate the anomaly via a modified Metaphysical Consciousness Elevator fitted with the tools necessary to manipulate SCP-6000. Direct communication with SCP-6000 is, as of writing, impossible.
Discovery: On September 26, 2005, Metaphysics Research Team #15, consisting of Researcher Jones, Researcher Emilia, Researcher Matt and Supervising Researcher Jill made initial contact with SCP-6000 during a research project attempting to find a link between Hume levels and death. Similar experiments have been performed in the past, however Metaphysics Research Team #15 had recently acquired an improved Kant counter. After the initial discovery, Metaphysics Research Team #15 was granted permission by their Site Director to continue experimentation on the then-novel SCP-6000. All relevant experimentation logs, including research notes, video transcripts and interview logs have been attached to this document and are listed below.
Experiment Logs
Initial Discovery
| Goal | Personnel | Details | Results |
|---|---|---|---|
| Measure the Hume levels of a person experiencing the last stages of a terminal illness | Researchers Matt, Emilia and Jones. Supervised by Supervising Researcher Jill | A Kant counter was calibrated to measure the Hume levels emitted by the subject. | Hume levels decreased from 50 to 40 |
Notes from Supervising Researcher Jill: "The change in Hume levels recorded is unprecedented, to say the least. I am contacting the Site Director immediately, all further experiments have been suspended before I get confirmation on what we should do moving forward."
VIDEO LOG
DATE: 27/09/2005, 10:30 PM.
NOTE: This meeting was recorded and attached to this document with permission from the entire research team to add extra context to their research process.
[BEGIN LOG]
The research team is seen walking into the meeting room. Supervising Researcher Jill sits at the head of the table. The other members of the team sit on the surrounding chairs.
Jill is seen shuffling papers in her hand, before looking up at the rest of the team.
Jill: First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for coming here on short notice. I'm sure you can understand the urgency of this meeting…
Matt: No problem at all, Jill. I'm just as excited as I'm sure everyone else is.
Emilia: Well, I'd say more cautious than excited.
Jill: Let's attempt to keep idle chatter to a minimum, alright?
Silence for 5 seconds.
Jill: W-well, let's begin.
A whirring sound is heard as Jill turns on the projector in front of her. The projection displays the results of the experiment conducted the previous day.
Jill: As I'm sure we all remember, we observed a decrease in 10 whole Hume levels in our test.
Jill: I contacted the Site Director as soon as we confirmed the result and submitted them. As of five minutes ago, research teams 24 and 89 observed… eerily similar results. Both of them recorded a decrease in exactly 10 Hume levels as well.
Jill: They changed the Kant counters three separate times with no difference in the results. It seems that we have an anomaly on our hands.
Matt: Was there anything in common between the deceased in every test?
Jones: Other than they were all Class-D?
Jill: Well, out of the 15 terminally ill Class-D tested, 7 were male, 11 believed in an Abrahamic faith, 10 were mentally sane, pretty much every demographic was covered.
Matt: Could you send me the documents after this meeting? I want to take a more detailed look at those results.
Jill: Only if you're willing to beg the supervisors of teams 24 and 89 for clearance.
Matt: It was worth a shot…
Emilia: We're getting side-tracked. Let's focus on why we're here.
Jill: R-right. So…
Jill: The Site Director has given us, research team 15, express permission to continue investigating the anomaly.
Jill moves to the front of the room after switching the projector into sleep mode. She leaves the room briefly, before wheeling in the newly made Metaphysical Consciousness Elevator.
Jill: We have also been designated as part of the research pool that's going to test out this machine.
Jill: This is what's being called the "Metaphysical Consciousness Elevator", designed by the same department who made the Kant counter.
Jill glances at the information booklet that accompanied the machine.
Jill: Apparently, it's supposed to, quote, "Allow the consciousness of the subject to travel into the metaphysical world."
Jill: Abhorrent description aside, this machine is supposed to revolutionize the field of metaphysics research.
Jill: To be more descript, the harness is supposed to locally drain the metaphysical area that your consciousness occupies of Humes, allowing you to move it through the metaphysical world.
Jill: You will be put into a catatonic state, however, during this process. You should be fine, the machine is equipped with life support equipment.
Jill: When finishing up, the harness will then replace the Humes it took from you in the beginning, allowing you to return your consciousness to your body and wake up.
Emilia: Do we know of any detrimental effects, physical or psychological, to using the machine?
Jill: Well, I guess we're going to find out soon.
Jones: Good thing no one important is getting under there, then.
Jill: I've scheduled our first test for tomorrow at noon. Any objections to that?
Silence for 5 seconds.
Jill: I guess not…
Jill: And while we're here, I want to hear what everyone thinks our main focus should be from here on out.
Matt: Well I just want to know as much as I can about this anomaly. If it's progress, I'm all good!
Jones: I too am curious to find out the limits of this anomaly. Though, I am also wondering about how it can be practically applied. Hopefully, our testing will reveal that.
Emilia: To be honest, I think we need to put our ethics and morals first before anything else. We all know just what damage has been done to the world when people mess with stuff they shouldn't.
Emilia: I am apprehensive yet curious. I guess you could put it like that.
Matt: Em, why are you always so quick to prepare for the worst? I mean, it's not like messing with this is going to cause the end of the world or whatever.
Emilia: You don't know that!
Matt: Well there's only one way to find out.
Emilia: I'm just saying, we should be careful.
Silence for 3 seconds.
Jill: …alrighty then. I guess we can consider this meeting adjourned.
Another 3 second silence.
Jill: Erm, have a good night everyone!
Jill leaves the room, before quickly entering the room again and wheeling the Metaphysical Consciousness Elevator out of the room. She is heard muttering, saying "Management would kill me if I leave this here…"
The rest of the research team is seen leaving the room behind Jill. Idle chat between them ensues.
[END LOG]
On September 28th, Metaphysics Research Team #15 conducted their first tests on SCP-6000. The stated goal of the following tests was "to properly define the metaphysical properties of the anomaly."
| Goal | Personnel | Results | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| To ensure that the Metaphysical Consciousness Elevator functions properly | Metaphysics Research Team #15, D-23719 | Hume levels successfully lowered significantly. Life support properly functioned. D-23719 successfully recovered from catatonic state after being in elevated state for a full 5 minutes. Full recovery made after a resting period of thirty minutes. | "D-23719 reported feeling 'loose' and 'detached from the world'. No visual stimuli reported, could only see white." - Supervising Researcher Jill |
| To define the anomaly identified in previous tests | Metaphysiscs Research Team #15, D-24721 | D-24721 successfully entered an elevated state. D-Class is left in the elevated state for an hour. D-24721 successfully recovered from elevated state after a rest period of a week. | "D-24721 reported similar results to D-23719, but to a much larger degree. Reported feelings of 'weightlessness' and 'an odd calmness.' Test goals failed." - Supervising Researcher Jill |
Testing was suspended upon request of Supervising Researcher Jill in favour of a meeting to discuss their next steps.
VIDEO LOG
DATE: September 28, 2005, 2:30 PM
NOTE: This meeting was conducted thirty minutes after initial test number two was completed. This meeting was recorded and attached to this document with permission from the entire research team to add extra context to their research process.
[BEGIN LOG]
Metaphysics Research Team #15 is seen rushing into the meeting room. No one takes a seat, rather they crowd around the table.
Murmurs are heard from the entire team before Jill begins to speak.
Jill: Alright, settle down everyone!
Jill: …thank you.
Jill: It is great to see the enthusiasm we have right now, and deservedly so. We now know that the Elevator works as intended, at least the first two times.
Matt: This has opened a world of opportunities for us! For the entire metaphysics world!
Jones: I cannot wait to see the applications the Elevator has in future.
Emilia: We still need to look at it further, but this is a great start!
Jill: You took the words out of my mouth, Emilia. This is the first huge… thing this research team has done!
Jill: We have an entire world of metaphysics ahead of us, free for us to explore. We need to plan our next steps carefully. We've gotten a great start, let's not ruin it.
Jill: Despite the breakthroughs we have already made, we did fail to meet the goal of our experiment.
Silence for 5 seconds.
Jill: Does anyone have any ideas for what we need to do next..?
The entire room is silent for the next 10 minutes. The only sounds that can be heard are the fidgeting of feet and the scratches of pencil on paper.
Matt opens his mouth to speak, before closing it again and scratching something out on his paper.
Jill: …why don't we share what ideas we already have.
Matt: Good idea, I'll go first.
Matt: So we've established already that the anomaly is linked to life, or at least to the process of death.
Jones: That would be correct…
Matt: So why don't we try and define whether or not the anomaly is only present when someone is dying.
Emilia: And how do you suggest we figure that out?
Matt: That's exactly the problem…
Silence for 10 seconds.
Jones: I may have a proposal.
The team turns their heads to face Jones.
Jones: When someone is in the Elevated state, they are already in a catatonic state, correct?
Jill: That's right.
Jones: And the Elevator reduces their Hume levels by about 30 Humes, right?
Emilia: Correct.
Jones: So, let's elevate a D-Class and then take them off of life support, then observe their Hume levels.
Emilia: Not only is that a waste of human life, it also doesn't tell us anything new.
Jill: I'd have to agree with Emilia, what would that test procedure tell us that we don't already know?
Silence for 5 seconds.
Matt snaps his fingers.
Matt: I've got it!
The team turns their attention to Matt.
Matt: Why don't we…
Matt: Take the D-Class off of life support.
Emilia opens her mouth to speak, but is cut off by Matt.
Matt: Wait, wait! Here's what we're going to do afterwards.
Matt: Right before the point of no return, when they are almost certainly going to die, we use emergency equipment to bring them back!
Matt: Then, we can take them out of the elevated state and ask them to describe their experience.
Silence for 3 seconds.
Jill: Matt…
Jill: Remind me to get you a promotion if this works.
The team is seen smiling at one another before Jill rushes out of the room, the rest of the team close behind her.
[END LOG]
On September 28, at 3:30 PM, Metaphysics Research Team #15 conducted the following experiment.
| Goal | Personnel | Results | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| To distinguish whether or not the anomaly is only present at death | Metaphysics Research Team #15, Medical ER Team #54, D-38129 | D-38129 successfully entered elevated state. Life support removed from D-Class, emergency equipment on standby. D-38129 successfully entered V-Fib. D-Class successfully recovered from V-Fib and life support systems re-established. D-Class lowered from elevated state and is now under close medical observation. | "And now we wait…" - Supervising Researcher Jill. |
Two weeks later, on November 12, 2005, D-38129 recovered to a state stable enough to perform basic activities without the assistance of medical equipment. The next day, Supervising Researcher Jill conducted an interview, attached below, with D-38129.
VIDEO LOG
DATE: 13 November, 2005, 12:00 PM
[BEGIN LOG]
Jill: Good afternoon D-38129. I'm Doctor Jill, we met about two weeks ago?
D-38129: Oh, I remember you! Yeah you messed me up real bad huh?
Jill: On behalf of Metaphysics Research Team #15 we, erm, apologise for that.
Jill: It was necessary for the test we were conducting.
Silence for 3 seconds.
Jill: A-anyway, are you ready to answer some questions today for me, D-38129.
D-38129: Ask away, doctor.
Jill: Excellent. Alright, first question…
Jill is seen flipping a paper in her hands.
Jill: How did you feel while you were in the harness we put you in?
Jill: And before you answer, I want you to be as vivid as possible in your description, alright?
D-38129: Well, it's a little hard to describe…
Jill: Take as much time as you need.
D-38129: Alright…
D-38129: So when that machine you attached me to started whirring, I felt sleepy to say the least.
D-38129: Like I was slipping away, almost, from this world.
D-38129: My vision blurred until all I could see was white. Literally, only white!
D-38129: And then, I felt weightless. I was detached from the world, I guess. Nothing was pulling me down, and nothing was pushing me up. It's not like I could move myself either.
D-38129: Do you know how space feels? It's like I was in space. No way to move myself, and nothing moving me.
D-38129: And then, all of a sudden, I felt something being pulled out of me.
D-38129: It's like a string was being pulled out of me, like a loose sweater thread.
Jill is seen scribbling notes onto a notepad.
D-38129: It kept coming out and out and out, until I could barely feel it tugging on me anymore.
D-38129: I assume that's when you nearly killed me.
Jill: That, uh, would be… correct.
D-38129: Then, just as suddenly as when it was being pulled out, it was being pushed back into me.
D-38129: It just kept coming in until I felt full again.
D-38129: Not long after, you guys pulled me back into the real world and I was rolled off into the ICU.
Silence for 3 seconds. Jill is seen quickly writing notes on a notepad.
Jill: You have no idea how valuable your description is to me. Absolutely no idea.
D-38129: Well, your welcome I guess?
Jill hurriedly stands up from her seat.
Jill: Ah- thank you, so much D-38129!
Jill: Security, you're free to escort them back to their cell.
Jill is seen running out of the door of the interview room.
D-38129: …is she okay?
[END LOG]
After the interview, Supervising Researcher Jill called an urgent meeting with the rest of Metaphysics Research Team #15.
VIDEO LOG
DATE: 13 November, 2005, 12:53 PM
[BEGIN LOG]
Metaphysics Research Team #15 is seen rushing into the meeting room. They all crowd around the table.
Matt: So what did they say?
Jones: Any valuable information?
Emilia: Are they okay?
Jill: Oh you have no idea how excited I am right now!
Jill: And yes, Emilia, they're fine.
Matt: So what is it?!
Jill: Here's what I have.
Jill throws her notes down onto the table in front of the rest of her team. They are seen crowding around the paper.
Jill: The transcript should be being emailed to me any second now.
Jill: That D-Class was invaluable to me.
Silence for 1 minute. The team is seen intensely reading the notes.
Matt: Jill this- it's amazing!
Jones: I really like that analogy they used. A string…
Matt: It's more than I could ever ask for!
Matt is seen wiping a tear away.
Matt: I don't know how much I can thank you…
Jones: Oh come on Matt, we still have a lot of work to do.
Jones places a hand on Matt's back.
Matt: Yeah, your right. I'm just really happy for us.
Emilia: I'm sure we all are.
Jill: Of course we are!
Jill: Now, we should plan our next steps…
Jill: Got any ideas, Matt?
Silence for 5 seconds.
Matt: First, we need to make sure this wasn't a fluke.
Jill: I've already contacted teams 65 and 78 to repeat our experiment.
Jones: Perfect.
Matt: Then, we need to see if it's strictly humans who experience this.
Emilia: Well animals can't exactly communicate stuff. How are we going to do that?
Matt: We don't need their description for now. We should just measure their Hume levels. See if the string is also present.
Jill: Good idea. I'll ask for some chimps.
Matt: No, we need more than chimps.
Matt: We should check every major animal family.
Jones: We'll have to split the work between the research teams then. That way, we can be more efficient.
Jill: I'll get as many teams in the Elevators research pool as I can in on this.
Jill pulls out a phone from her pocket and types on it.
Emilia: So which families are we doing?
Matt: We can do primates, old and new world.
Jill: Sounds good! Any objections?
Silence for 2 seconds.
Jill: Perfect. We can come up with new groups we want to test as we go.
[END LOG]
On November 15, 2005, the Site Director approved the proposed project, dubbed Project String. The project included Metaphysics Research Teams #15, #45, #87, #24, #10, #99, #47, #38 and #12. All notable results are listed below.
| Family Tested | Results | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Hominidae (Pan Troglodyte2) | Hume levels lowered by 10 Humes upon passing. | "It seems that animals closely related to humans have the same 'amount' of string within them." - Supervising Researcher Jill |
| Ursidae (Ursus americanus3) | Hume levels lowered by 8 Humes upon passing. | "Strange. Perhaps their life expectancy has something to do with it?" - Supervising Researcher Jill |
| Chelonioidea (Chelonia mydas4) | Hume levels lowered by 15 Humes upon passing. | "It seems our previous hypothesis was correct. The 'amount' of string is connected to their life span." - Supervising Researcher Jill |
| Scyphozoa (Turritopsis dohrnii5) | Hume levels lowered by 3 Humes. Jellyfish allowed to revert to a previous age. Hume levels increased by 3 Humes. | "So regenerative abilities like this allow for Hume levels lost to be regained? Interesting." - Supervising Researcher Jill |
Chat Logs
The following chat log from the SCiP Net IRC chat was recovered and placed in the document with permission from Metaphysics Research Team #15 to add extra context to their research process.
<SCiP Net Chat Archive>
jill. Good work today, team!
jill. Got a lot of work done today, I'm proud of all of you. :]
maaaaaaaaat thanks jill!
jonesbones No problem, Jill. All in a day's work.
emi thank you, jill, for being such a great leader
jill. Aw, thanks!
maaaaaaaaat now you're making me fell all sappy
maaaaaaaaat can I be honest with you guys?
jill. Go right ahead!
maaaaaaaaat this project has been the best thing that has happened to me so far
maaaaaaaaat and all of you are helping make this a reality
maaaaaaaaat so I just wanna say
maaaaaaaaat thank you :)
emi damn it, now you're making me cry
emi imagine that, crying over you of all people
jill. I really appreciate your words, Matt :]
jonesbones That's nice to hear from you, Matt.
emi ya might get on my nerves all the time
emi but I really appreciate you
emi you really push the team
emi and you push me especially
emi :)
maaaaaaaaat alright, lets stiop being fluffy and get back on track
emi aww, and things were getting good!
jill. Right! So I've emailed the Site Director our results and he's just gotten back to me.
jil. He's, well, first of all, congratulated us on our progress. So I want to extend that congrats to you guys :)
jonesbones It'd be my honour to accept that congratulations
maaaaaaaaat hey, maybe we'll finally get a promotion!
jill. He's also given us a very interesting suggestion!
maaaaaaaaat what would that suggestion be?
jill. He's said that, if animals loose Humes when dying, does that also apply to plants?
jonesbones …what an interesting hypothesis!
jill. So all we really need to do is calibrate a Kant counter to a plant of our choice and snip off the stem. Any objections?
maaaaaaaaat nope
jonesbones None here.
emi nothin here!
jill. Excellent!
jill. He's also suggested we continue with the animal tests.
jill. Since most of the other teams are also going with mammalian families, let's go with reptiles and marine animals. Sound good?
emi sounds exciting!
maaaaaaaaat cant wait for tomorrow!
jonesbones I'm anticipating more success from this team. :]
jill. Alright! I'll be signing off for the night.
jill. See you tomorrow everyone! :)
maaaaaaaaat bye!
emi See ya!
jonesbones Have a good night.<END LOG>
On November 16, 2005, a series of experiments on both plant and animal life was conducted by Metaphysics Research Team #15. All notable results are recorded below. By now, Metaphysics Research Team #15 had modified their Kant counters to give a reading based on how far each organism strayed from what is believed to be the baseline Hume level of 50.
| Species Tested | Results | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Narcissus Pseudonarcissus6 | Hume levels decreased by 1 Hume upon the stem of the flower being snipped off. | "So it seems that plants do indeed contain some of the string, even if it's only a little." - Supervising Researcher Jill |
| Taraxacum erythrospermum7 | Upon cutting the stem, Hume levels decreased by 1 Hume. Upon shaking the seeds off of the flower head, several Hume readings, all between 0.5 and 0.8, were detected. | "It seems that the string is present even in natal states. Remind me to test the effect of growth on Hume levels." - Supervising Researcher Jill |
Metaphysics Team #15 decided to alter the experiment parameters before conducting the next tests. The parameters now consist of the following: "To observe the effect on growth of an organism on Hume levels recorded." They also expanded their testing range to micro-organisms and fungi.
| Species tested | Results | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Saccharomyces cerevisiae8 | A colony of the fungus, large enough to register a count of 0.2 Humes, was allowed to expand over a period of 24 hours. The colony covered the entire surface area of the petri dish and had begun to climb out of it after the 24 hour testing period. Final Hume levels registered at 0.4. | "It seems undeniable now that growth has an effect on the string. Let's see if this holds true for more complex organisms." - Supervising Researcher Jill |
| Musca domestica9 | 10 larvae were hatched. Larvae recorded a reading of 1 Hume each upon hatching. After 39 hours, 8 larvae matured into adults, while 2 passed away. The matured specimens each held a reading of 5 Humes. Specimens were left alone for 30 days. Upon 30 days fully passing, all specimens had passed away. Daily Hume level recordings observed an increase from 5 Humes each to 5.5 Humes each, before returning to 4 Humes each upon passing. | None. |
BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL
The following file is Level 4/6000 classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.
6000
Item #: SCP-6000
Object Class: Uncontainable
Special Containment Procedures: As of current writing, it is physically and conceptually impossible to contain SCP-6000 due to its status as a metaphysical entity. Personnel assigned to SCP-6000 are required to have passed the MUA10 exam with a score of at least 750. Psychological screenings are to be done monthly on personnel working with SCP-6000 for extended periods of time.
Description: SCP-6000 is a metaphysical entity that represents the concept of life and the process of aging. The anomaly is conceptually attached to every living organism. The Foundation is able to perceive and, to a limited extent, manipulate the anomaly via a modified Metaphysical Consciousness Elevator fitted with the tools necessary to manipulate SCP-6000. Direct communication with SCP-6000 is, as of writing, impossible.
Discovery: On September 26, 2005, Metaphysics Research Team #15, consisting of Assisting Researcher Jones, Assisting Researcher Rallison, Assisting Researcher Matt and Researcher Hawthorne made initial contact with SCP-6000 during a basic experiment measuring the amount of Gilds11 emitted by a singular person. After the initial discovery, Metaphysics Research Team #15 was granted permission by their Site Director to continue experimentation on the then-novel SCP-6000. All relevant experimentation logs, including research notes, video transcripts and interview logs have been attached to this document and are listed below.
Experimentation and Research
Initial Discovery
Metaphysics Research Team #15 measured the Gilds emitted by a 25-year-old D-Class. The results obtained were 10 Gilds, as opposed to the expected 0.
This note from Researcher Hawthorne is attached to the results: "The detection of Gilds is unprecedented, to say the least. Calculations performed after the test showed that a single human consciousness should not have enough of a presence to register even a single Gild on the MPD12. We repeated the experiment with two other Gild counters and obtained exactly the same result. I'll be contacting the Site Director to see what we should do next. In the mean time, all tests from my team are being suspended."
VIDEO LOG
DATE: 27/09/2005, 10:30 PM.
NOTE: This meeting was recorded and attached to this document with permission from the entire research team to add extra context to their research process.
[BEGIN LOG]
The research team is seen walking into the meeting room. Researcher Hawthorne is already seated at the head of the table. The other members of the team sit on the surrounding chairs.
Hawthorne is seen shuffling papers in her hand, before looking up at the rest of the team.
Hawthorne: Good afternoon, everyone. First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for coming to this meeting on short notice. I'm sure that the urgency of this meeting isn't a surprise to you. Now, let's discuss the matter at hand.
Hawthorne moves to the front of the table and turns on a projector. The projection displays the test results recorded by the team.
Hawthorne: I'm sure you all remember the unusual results we obtained yesterday.
Matt raises his hand.
Hawthorne: Yes?
Matt: Have these results been verified yet?
Hawthorne: Right, thank you for reminding me.
Research teams 86, 54 and 99 all repeated the experiment quite a few times and got exactly the same result; 10 Gilds.
Matt: And was there anything in common between the D-Class used in the tests?
Hawthorne: Not much, really. Of the 15 D-Class tested, including ours, there was an about equal ratio of males to females, 10 of them believed in an Abrahamic faith, 11 were mentally sane. In the interest of time, I'll stop there.
Hawthorne: The only real consistency was that their ages all ranged from 22 to 26.
Matt: Thank you.
Hawthorne: Moving on…
Hawthorne: The mathematicians who designed the MPD even double-checked their calculations, a single human consciousness should not even give off a single Gild, let alone 10. The Site Director has given us express permission to continue our research on this phenomenon. Now, I want to hear from you guys. How do you feel about what we've uncovered?
Matt: Well honestly, I am very excited to say the least. We could potentially, well, revolutionize the entire field of metaphysics if we can find out just what's going on. We've opened a door towards progress, lets not leave it hanging.
Rallison: Well I'd have to say that I am a lot more apprehensive than our colleague Matt seems to be. As part of the Metaphysics Department, we need to be aware that we are studying entities that define the concepts of everything around us. We have to be careful, is what I mean. Careful with what we do with the knowledge we obtain.
Jones: To me, this is not only a door towards knowledge, it's an opportunity for practical application. For too long, the metaphysics has been side-lined as just another department that gets nothing done, one that only thinks and never does. For goodness sake there's only one accredited researcher here! And I am aware that metaphysics is known as a sub-division of philosophy but we can do more! Think about it, doctors here could use MPDs to know when their patients are dying and when they're stable, for instance. So in short, I agree with our colleague Matt. We need to push forward as much as possible.
Silence for 3 seconds.
Hawthorne: Right, those are some very, er, interesting opinions…
Anyway! To assist us in our research, us and a pool of a couple dozen other teams have all been given a new piece of machinery to aid us.
Hawthorne leaves the room before wheeling in a large machine, the Metaphysical Consciousness Elevator.
Hawthorne: This, my friends, is the Metaphysical Consciousness Elevator.
Matt: What does it do?
Hawthorne chuckles slightly.
Hawthorne: Calm down, I was just about to get there.
This device was designed by the same division who gave us the MPD,
And according to this handy-dandy information booklet…
Hawthorne is seen waving the booklet before opening it to read its contents.
Hawthorne: It is supposed to 'allow the subject to elevate their consciousness into the metaphysical realm'…
To be more descript, it decreases the Gilds in the metaphysical area the subjects consciousness occupies, allowing it to interact with the metaphysical. As a result, the subject will be put into a catatonic state. That's precisely why the Elevator comes pre-equipped with life support equipment. Bringing the consciousness back is as simple as re-filling the metaphysical area it occupies with the Gilds the machine took from the subject. Depending on how long they are in the elevated state, recovery from the catatonic state can last from a few hours to a couple of weeks. We are strongly recommended against holding an elevated state for more than 24 hours and strictly forbidden from holding one more than 48 hours.
Rallison: I'm sorry, but may I interject?
Hawthorne: Go right ahead.
Rallison: Are there any psychological or mental downsides to being in an elevated state?
Hawthorne: Erm…
Hawthorne flips through the information booklet, scanning the pages.
Hawthorne: I guess we're finding that out for them.
Rallison is seen scowling.
Hawthorne: I'll file a complaint. Anyway, it's getting late, I suppose I should adjourn this meeting.
Any further questions?
Silence for 5 seconds.
Hawthorne: …I'll take that as a resounding no. Alright everyone, have a good evening and I'll see you tomorrow.
Hawthorne is seen leaving the meeting room, shortly followed by the rest of the research team. Idle chat between them can be heard.
[END LOG]
On September 28th, Metaphysics Research Team #15 conducted their first tests on SCP-6000. The stated goal of the following tests was "to properly define the metaphysical properties of the anomaly."
While ensuring that the Metaphysical Consciousness Elevator functioned properly, the team managed to obtain a visual description of the elevated state. The D-Class was held in the elevated state for a total of 5 minutes before being lowered from it. After a resting period of 30 minutes, the D-Class reported that, within the elevated state, they could only see white. They also reported that they felt 'loose' and 'detached from the world.'
Next, the team attempted to define SCP-6000. D-24721 entered an elevated state and was held in it for 1 hour. When the D-Class was lowered from the elevated state, they entered a rest period of a week. After D-24721 was discharged from the medical ward, they provided a similar description to the previous D-Class, describing the elevated state as 'an odd calmness' and feeling 'weightless.' The test goals were declared failed by Researcher Hawthorne.
Testing was suspended upon request of Researcher Hawthorne in favour of a meeting to discuss their next steps.
VIDEO LOG
DATE: September 28, 2005, 2:30 PM
NOTE: This meeting was conducted thirty minutes after initial test number two was completed. This meeting was recorded and attached to this document with permission from the entire research team to add extra context to their research process.
[BEGIN LOG]
Metaphysics Research Team #15 is seen rushing into the meeting room. Overlapping conversations are heard from them.
Hawthorne: Alright, can I have everyone settle down!
The volume in the room gradually decreases into silence.
Hawthorne:…thank you. Okay team! We've got a lot to think over, so what's going through everyone's mind?
Matt: Oh, you have no idea how excited I am! We now have a consistent description for the elevated state. This- oh this is great!
Hawthorne: I appreciate the enthusiasm, Matt. Just try to stay focused, alright?
Matt is seen chuckling and scratching the back of his head.
Matt: Sorry, the excitement got the better of me.
Hawthorne: I can see why. This is our first big- big breakthrough, ever! Now, onto the matter at hand.
Jones: That would be what we need to do next, correct?
Hawthorne: Precisely! So, do any of you have any ideas?
Silence for 10 seconds.
Hawthorne: …take your time, I guess.
The room falls into silence for the next 2 minutes minutes. The team is seen seating themselves and writing on notepads.
Matt then slams his hands on the table. The rest of the team jolts in surprise before darting their heads towards Matt.
Matt: I've got it!
Hawthorne: God, don't scare me- I mean- What is it?
Matt: So we've established that this, well, anomaly is present at a stable state, right?
Jones: That would be correct.
Matt: So let's investigate if the anomaly is present outside of stable states.
Rallison: And how do you think we should do that?
Silence for 2 seconds.
Matt: Didn't think of that…
Silence for 5 seconds. The research team is deep in thought.
Jones: I may have a proposal.
Hawthorne: Alright Jones, help us out here.
Jones: The Elevator places someone in a catatonic state, correct?
Rallison: Yep.
Jones: So let's take life support off of the D-Class while in the elevated state and allow their condition to decline. Then, as late as possible, we re-connect life support and use emergency equipment if necessary. That way, we get to observe two things. One, we can see how Gilds vary between near-death and a stable condition. Two, we can get a description from the D-Class of how it felt.
Rallison: I'm going to have to stop you right there.
The team turns to faces Rallison. Matt is seen rolling his eyes.
Rallison: Isn't that far too risky?
Matt: How, may I ask, is that risky..?
Rallison: Recovering from a near-death situation isn't as easy as you make it out to be. We're risking paralysing, if not deadly brain damage from this. We could end up with a vegetable instead of a D-Class.
Matt: You make a good point…
Hawthorne: Well, we've got to take some risks, right?
Silence for 3 seconds.
Rallison: If we do this, we have to be careful.
Hawthorne: Of course. I'll submit the testing proposal to the Ethics Committee.
Matt: Perfect! Anyone else have any objections?
Silence for 3 seconds.
Hawthorne: Alright. Thank you everyone for coming. This meeting has been adjourned.
The team is seen leaving the room. Idle chat between them can be heard.
[END LOG]
On September 28, the Ethics Committee approved the experiment proposal. At 3:30 PM on the same day, Metaphysics Team #15 conducted the proposed experiment. Their stated goal was 'to distinguish whether or not the anomaly is present at a stable state.' The team included Medical ER Team #54 in the experiment. D-38129 was successfully held in an elevated state. Life support equipment was removed from the D-Class. D-38129 entered V-FIB and the ER team successfully re-established a stable state. The D-Class was lowered from the elevated state immediately after and placed under close medical observation. No severe or permanent nerve damage was afflicted onto D-38129.
Two weeks later, on November 12, 2005, D-38129 recovered to a state stable enough to perform basic activities without the assistance of medical equipment. The next day, Researcher Hawthorne conducted an interview, attached below, with D-38129.
VIDEO LOG
DATE: 13 November, 2005, 12:00 PM
[BEGIN LOG]
Hawthorne: Good afternoon D-38129. I'm Doctor Hawthorne, we met about two weeks ago?
D-38129: Oh, I remember you! Geez, whatever you did put me in a hospital bed.
Hawthorne: On behalf of Metaphysics Research Team #15 we, erm, apologise for that. It was necessary for the test we were conducting.
Silence for 3 seconds.
Hawthorne: A-anyway, are you ready to answer a question today for me, D-38129?
D-38129: Ask away, doctor.
Hawthorne: Excellent. Alright…
Hawthorne is seen flipping a paper in her hands.
Hawthorne: How did you feel while you were in the harness we put you in? And before you answer, I want you to be as vivid as possible in your description, alright?
D-38129: Well, it's a little hard to describe…
Hawthorne: Take as much time as you need.
D-38129: Alright.
So when that machine you attached me to started whirring, I felt sleepy to say the least. Like I was slipping away. My vision blurred until all I could see was white. Literally, only white!
And then, I felt weightless. I was outside of my body, I guess. Nothing was pulling me down, and nothing was pushing me up. It's not like I could move myself either. Do you know how space feels? It's like I was in space. No way to move myself, and nothing moving me.
And then, all of a sudden, I felt something being pulled out of me. It's like a string was being pulled out of me, like a loose sweater thread.
Hawthorne is seen scribbling notes onto a notepad.
D-38129: It kept coming out and out and out, until I could barely feel it tugging on me anymore. Is that what put me in a bed?
Hawthorne: That, uh, would be… correct.
D-38129: Then, just as suddenly as when it was being pulled out, it was being pushed back into me. It just kept coming in until I felt full again.
Not long after, you guys pulled me back into the real world and I was rolled off into the ICU.
Silence for 3 seconds. Hawthorne is seen quickly writing notes on a notepad.
Hawthorne: You have no idea how valuable your description is to me. Absolutely no idea.
D-38129: Well, you're welcome I guess?
Hawthorne hurriedly stands up from her seat.
Hawthorne: Ah- thank you, so much D-38129! Security, you're free to escort them back to their cell.
Hawthorne is seen running out of the door of the interview room.
D-38129: …is she okay?
[END LOG]
After the interview, Researcher Hawthorne called an urgent meeting with the rest of Metaphysics Research Team #15.
VIDEO LOG
DATE: 13 November, 2005, 12:53 PM
[BEGIN LOG]
Metaphysics Research Team #15 is seen rushing into the meeting room. They all crowd around the table.
Matt: What did they say?
Rallison: Are they alright?
Jones: How did it go?
Hawthorne: To say the least, I am very pleased with what they described!
Hawthorne places her notes on the meeting table. The team crowds around the notes to read it.
Hawthorne: The official transcript should be being emailed to me any second now.
Matt: These descriptions are great! What did you have to do to get that out of them?
Hawthorne: Not much. I just told them to be vivid, and voila. And yes, Rallison, they're fine. I asked the medical department and no adverse psychological effects were recorded.
Jones: I like that analogy they used. A string…
Matt: We can run with that.
Rallison: This also confirms that the elevated state is a white space. And so far, no adverse effects other than exhaustion. I'd say our research is going pretty well, so far at least.
Matt: There's only one way to go from here; up!
Hawthorne: That's exactly the enthusiasm I want to see from everyone. Now, what's our next move?
Matt: We should now determine whether this is exclusive to humans.
Hawthorne: Good idea, I'll request some animal specimens.
Rallison: Let's be as wide as possible in our animal tests. Include animals from every major kingdom and family.
Jones: Good thinking.
Hawthorne: That would be my guess. That is, unless anyone has any better ideas?
Silence for 2 seconds.
Hawthorne: Then it's settled. I'll contact the Site Director and see if our proposal gets approved. In the mean time, would you like to go for a quick coffee break?
Matt: That would be great!
Rallison sighs
Rallison: I need something a little stronger…
Jones: I need my fix anyway.
The team is seen leaving the room.
[END LOG]
Opening of Project Elevate
On November 15, 2005, the Site Director approved the proposed project, dubbed Project Elevate. The project included Metaphysics Research Teams #15, #45, #87, #24, #10, #99, #47, #38 and #12.
For the following test results, the goal provided was to catalogue the amount of Gilds recorded from as many different species of animals as possible, to determine the influence SCP-6000 holds on live animal specimens. The procedure for the test was simply measuring the Gilds of the organism via an MPD. Each test was repeated to verify results.
| Species Tested | Results | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Pan Troglodyte13 | Recorded 10 Gilds. | "It seems that animals closely related to humans have the same 'amount' of Gilds within them." - Researcher Hawthorne |
| Ursus Americanus14 | Recorded 8 Gilds. | "Strange. Perhaps their life expectancy has something to do with it?" - Researcher Hawthorne |
| Chelonoidis Nigra15 | Recorded 15 Gilds. | "It seems our previous hypothesis was correct. The 'amount' of Gilds are connected to their life span." - Researcher Hawthorne |
| Turritopsis Dohrnii16 | Recorded 6 Gilds. Jellyfish heavily damaged and allowed to revert to polyp stage. Gild levels increased by 3 Gilds. | "So regenerative abilities like this allow for Gild levels lost to be regained? Interesting." - Researcher Hawthorne |
An extra note from Researcher Hawthorne was attached to these notes. It states the following:
"I'm interested by that result obtained from our last test. Perhaps the anomaly really isn't connected purely to stability or death. I'm adding to the testing parameters. We will now also be testing the effect of growth on Gilds. The Site Director has also suggested adding plants, microbial organisms and fungi to our testing range. I'll be interested to see what comes next."
| Species Tested | Results | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Narcissus psuedonarcissus17 | Specimens seed registered 6 Gilds. As the specimen grew over the period of six weeks, the Gilds recorded steadily decreased by 3 Gilds. After the blooming period of the flower had completed and several seed pods had grown within the specimen, many 6 Gild readings were recorded from them, while the main flower had decreased to 2 Gilds. Upon allowing the flower to die, Gilds detected dropped to 0. | So Gilds are present even from natal stages. I'm going to have to call in some favours from some co-workers… - Researcher Hawthorne. |
| 7 specimens of Homo Sapiens18 | The unborn 8-month-old foetus of researcher Amanda, from Metaphysics Research Team #45, registered 17 Gilds. The 6 month old baby of Researcher Hawthorne registered 15 Gilds. The 3 year old child of Assisting Researcher Rallison registered 13 Gilds. Junior researcher Sabrina, daughter of Assisting Researcher Jones and age 18 registered 11 Gilds. Assisting Researcher Matt, age 24, registered 10 Gilds. Senior Researcher Farah, from Metaphysics Research Team #99 and age 50, registered 7 Gilds. Senior Researcher Tamer, from Metaphysics Research Team #10 and age 70, registered 4 Gilds. | None. |
On November 30, 2005, a department-wide seminar was hosted by Metaphysics Director Diantha Becker, who invited Researcher Hawthorne to speak about the future of Project Elevate. A summary of the seminar was sent to the department as an email. All relevant sections of the email are included below.
| From: | metaphysics.command@scp.int |
|---|---|
| To: | Metaphysics-Staff |
| Subject: | Metaphysics Department Seminar - Summary |
Thank you to everyone who attended the seminar this evening! For those of you who missed it, here is a summary of the talking points.
[CUT FOR BREVITY]
The Future of Project Elevate
- Over the past few weeks, the teams included in Project Elevate have made immense progress.
- The anomaly has been adequately identified and defined.
- The anomaly is a metaphysical entity that depletes as a person ages.
- The current hypothesis is that the entity is the concept of aging itself.
- Moving forward, Project Elevate now has access to the newly developed Meta-Entity Separator, or MES.
- As demonstrated in the seminar, the MES can, with proper technique, completely separate an organism from the anomaly, halting all aging.
- The Ethics Committee is currently deliberating the morality of conducting a separation on a human.
- A referendum will be held, in the coming weeks, on how you feel about conducting a separation on a human subject.
Thank you and have a good rest of your week.
Secure, Contain, Protect
On December 5, 2005, the referendum was opened, with voting closing on December 10, 2005. The results are listed below.
QUESTION: Should Project Elevate push forward with the Meta-Entity Separator?| Yay | Nay | Abstain |
|---|---|---|
| 64% | 33% | 3% |
On December 7, 2005, Metaphysics Research Team #15 held a meeting to discuss the matter.
VIDEO LOG
DATE: 7 December, 2005, 1:30 PM
[BEGIN LOG]
Metaphysics Team #15 is seen seated at the meeting table.
Hawthorne: Good afternoon everyone! So…
I assume everyone voted in the referendum?
Matt: Yep! And you can bet your life savings that I voted yay.
Jones: Same here.
Assisting Researcher Rallison is seen scowling at the rest of her team.
Hawthorne: Emilia..? Are you alright?
Silence for 5 seconds.
Hawthorne: You voted, didn't you?
Rallison nods.
Hawthorne: So what's the matter?
Silence for 3 seconds.
Hawthorne: Emi-
Rallison: I am utterly dumbfounded with how many people within this department seem to have no regard for ethics and morals.
Matt: What are you talking about?
Rallison: Oh, you of all people should know what I'm talking about, mister "progress by any means."
Hawthorne: Emilia, I need you to calm down.
Silence for 3 seconds. Rallison sighs deeply.
Rallison: I apologize.
Rallison: I was… overwhelmed.
Hawthorne: What's good is that you're calm now.
Rallison: Yeah…
Hawthorne: Now, I want everyone to discuss what they think we should do whether the Ethics Committee approves or denies the proposal.
Hawthorne: Matt, why don't you go first.
Silence for 2 seconds.
Matt: Well, I think my stance is perfectly clear.
Matt: Any progress is good progress. So what if it means someone may not age anymore? Just means-
Rallison: Of every department, how in the world did you get a job here?!
Hawthorne: Emilia, I don't think-
Matt: What is that supposed to mean?
Rallison: You're willingly choosing to mess with- with the very concepts that define our world!
Matt: And what of it? This is an opportunity for scientific progress!
Hawthorne: Both of you-
Rallison: Sure it's progress, at the cost of locking someone in the same body until they get killed!
Matt: How is that a problem?! They get to be age-less and we get valuable scientific information!
Rallison: You don't get it? Imagine watching everyone around you grow old while you don't grow even a single hair!
Rallison: And aside from that! It is not our place to mess with the entities that define the universe!
Matt: Then why are you here?
Rallison: What?
Matt: If you aren't willing to put away "morals" and "ethics", why are you in a scientific institution?
Rallison: So science is completely amoral?! That's insane and so are you!
Hawthorne: That's enough-
Matt: Oh, I'm the insane one? Look in the mirror, you idiot!
Hawthorne: Hey! That is not-
Rallison: I cannot believe you're-
Hawthorne: Both of you! Stop this right now!
Silence for 3 seconds.
Hawthorne: I am in utter shock at the behaviour I have just witnessed from the both of you! This meeting is adjourned, everyone needs to leave immediately.
Matt: I-
Hawthorne: I don't want to hear it!
Hawthorne sighs.
Hawthorne: I'll be talking to both of you independently. Everyone, out of the room.
Matt leaves first, followed by Rallison. Hawthorne storms out of the room.
Jones: What a mess…
Jones is seen leaving the room.
[END LOG]
On December 24, 2005, the Ethics Committee ruled that it was ethical to use the Meta-Entity Separator on a human subject. The same day, Assisting Researcher Rallison handed in her resignation from the Metaphysics Department. She was transferred to a neighboring site for re-assignment the following day.
On December 28, 2005, Metaphysics Research Team #15 was chosen to conduct the first human trial of the Meta-Entity Separator, the results of which are listed below.
| Personnel | Results |
|---|---|
| Metaphysics Research Team #15, D-18362 | D-Class successfully entered elevated state. Assisting Researcher Matt equipped with the MES and entered an elevated state successfully. Elevated states held for 1 hour. Both people successfully recovered from the elevated state after 5 hours. |
The following day, an interview was conducted between Researcher Hawthorne and D-18362. The transcript is attached below.
VIDEO LOG
DATE: January 1, 2006, 1:00 PM
[BEGIN LOG]
D-18362 is seen seated. Hawthorne walks into the room and takes a seat in front of her.
Hawthorne: Good afternoon, D-18362.
D-18362: What, no happy new year?
Hawthorne: …Right. Happy new year. It seems the date escaped from me.
Hawthorne: Anyway! I'm here to ask you a few questions, if you don't mind.
D-18362: You say that like I have a choice.
Hawthorne: Let's just start.
Hawthorne sighs, flipping a page on her clipboard.
Hawthorne: How do you feel, right now?
D-18362: I'm well..?
Hawthorne: No I mean- urgh- in relation to the experiment that occurred yesterday.
D-18362: Oh that! Okay, well I can describe that.
D-18362: It almost feels like I'm missing something, really.
D-18362: You know that feeling you get when you, uhm, think you're forgetting something but can't remember what?
Hawthorne nods.
D-18362: Yeah, it feels like that.
D-18362: In fact, and I don't know if it has anything to do with whatever the hell you did to me…
D-18362 rolls up the sleeve of her shirt. A wound is seen on her arm.
D-18362: I cut myself on something two days ago.
D-18362: By now a scab should have formed, right?
Hawthorne leans in to take a closer look.
Hawthorne: Right.
D-18362: Well, it's been like this since yesterday.
D-18362: It's almost as if my body just stopped healing it.
Hawthorne: That is interesting, to say the least.
D-18362: So you said I'd stop aging, right?
Hawthorne: That's correct, yes.
D-18362: It looks like aging wasn't the full scope of it.
Hawthorne: So your body is in a state of stasis.
Silence for 3 seconds.
Hawthorne: Ask the guards for a band-aid for that. Your not going to be able to close the wound yourself.
Silence for another 3 seconds. Hawthorne is seen staring downwards.
D-18362: …Is something up, doc?
Hawthorne jolts back up to looking at D-18362.
Hawthorne: Oh! It's nothing.
Hawthorne: This interview is adjourned. Thank you, D-18362. Guards, you may escort her back to her cells.
Hawthorne is seen leaving the room.
[END LOG]
On January 3rd, 2006, the official transcript of the above interview was released to Metaphysics Team #15. An hour afterwards, the following emails were sent between Assisting Researcher Matt and Researcher Hawthorne
| From: | hmatt@scp.int |
|---|---|
| To: | jhawthorne@scp.int |
| Subject: | Test Proposal for D-18362 |
Good afternoon Researcher Hawthorne!
I wanted to propose a test for that D-Class we used the MES on. The purpose of this test is to see what else separating them from the metaphysical entity did to their body. So, to put it simply, I want to subject them to a high-altitude impact. The roof of the department building would work pretty well, wouldn't you think? It's a couple meters tall, so some substantial damage would in theory be dealt to their body. That way, we can see if the entity did anything to affect how their body reacts to damage, or even if they can be damaged in the first place.
Hope you see what I'm seeing.
Matt
Metaphysics Department
Secure, Contain, Protect
| From: | jhawthorne@scp.int |
|---|---|
| To: | hmatt@scp.int |
| Subject: | RE:Test Proposal for D-18362 |
Good afternoon Matt
To be honest, I am dumbfounded with the recklessness you have displayed in the email you sent me. You want to drop a D-Class off of a building to "see how their body reacts to injury"? Those are not sufficient test parameters and you should know that. Least to say I am very disappointed with you.
Proposal denied.
Hawthorne
Metaphysics Department
Secure, Contain, Protect
| From: | hmatt@scp.int |
|---|---|
| To: | jhawthorne@scp.int |
| Subject: | RE:Test Proposal for D-18362 |
Hawthorne
I'm disappointed that you've denied my test proposal and would like to contest your denial. Think of the valuable information we could gain from performing this test! If they can't die or get hurt, then we have a potentially very practical use for the MES. And if they die? We can just use the MES on another D-Class and try again!
Please re-consider your denial.
Matt
Metaphysics Department
Secure, Contain, Protect
| From: | jhawthorne@scp.int |
|---|---|
| To: | hmatt@scp.int |
| Subject: | RE:Test Proposal for D-18362 |
Matt
Your testing proposal is denied. Do not contact me further on this subject. This is your last warning before disciplinary action is taken.
Hawthorne
Metaphysics Department
Secure, Contain, Protect
On January 7th, 2006, Assisting Researcher Matt gained unapproved access to D-18362 by presenting a counterfeit test approval to the security guard. After gaining access to D-18326, Assisting Researcher Matt transported them to the rooftop of the Site they were present at and allowed D-18362 to fall from the roof onto the ground. It is unknown if D-18362 willingly jumped from the roof or if she was forced down from it. Immediately after D-18362 hit the ground, several personnel on the ground floor noticed her body fall and called medical staff. Security personnel then rushed to the roof and intercepted Assisting Researcher Matt as he was attempting to reach D-18362. Interviews with Assisting Researcher Matt revealed that he planned to frame D-18362's fall as an attempt at suicide after they escaped from them. They have been demoted to Class-D and amnesticized. The medical report for D-18362 is included below.
| Patient | Condition | Treatment |
|---|---|---|
| D-18362 | Multiple bone fractures along 14 ribs and both legs. Dislocation of the left glenohumeral joint. Rupture of the intercostal muscles, left subscapularis, left supraspinatus, both biceps, both triceps, and both quadriceps. Lungs flooded with blood. Multiple lacerations across the entire body. No natural inflammation was observed. | Triage of the ribs performed successfully. Thoracentesis successfully observed. Multiple stitching of lacerations and torn muscles observed. Bone shards removed. Irreparable bones replaced with metal implants. Stable state restored. |
In addition, medical personnel observed D-18362 for a week after the emergency procedure. They reported no natural degradation, regeneration or fibrosis of torn muscles. No natural clotting or inflammation was observed near any surface lacerations, and the bone regeneration process was completely absent. D-18362 was left in a vegetative state. It was later concluded that the absence of regenerative processes within D-18362 was directly connected to the severance of SCP-6000 from them. As a result, the use of the MES on human subjects was suspended indefinitely.
On March 1st, 2006, after an extended break granted to her, Researcher Hawthorne was asked to give a statement about D-18362 and the actions of Assisting Researcher Matt. The statement she gave is as follows:
"It would be an understatement to say that I was horrified to learn what Matt had done. Humiliation aside, I never would have thought in a million years that Matt would go behind my back and do something I strictly forbade. And seeing the results of his experiment and the immense pain D-18362 is in makes me all the more hurt.
Right around New Years, when the Ethics Committee approved our use of the MES on human subjects, one of my own researchers resigned from my team. Out of respect for her, I will not name her. She vehemently opposed the use of the MES on humans, and fought day and night to convince people to vote no in the referendum. It broke her heart to see the referendum results. Looking back, I so wish that we listened to her. Maybe then she would still be here with us, and this whole situation would never have happened…"
When asked to give further comment, Researcher Hawthorne would refused to do so.
ITERATION 1
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Pending (Provisionally Euclid)
Special Containment Procedures: As of the 31st of May, 2021, SCP-XXXX is currently making rapid advancement towards Site-68, located at 24.9 South, -71.1 West19. Mobile Task Force Theta-5, "The Bigger Boat", is en route to intercept SCP-XXXX before it reaches Site-68. Non-combative personnel on Site-68 have been prepared to evacuate the Site should SCP-XXXX succeed in reaching the area. Combative personnel are instructed to keep vigilant watch of SCP-XXXX via radar and to arm on-site heavy weaponry when seen fit.
Description: Through limited visual contact with SCP-XXXX, it has been determined that it is a very well-built light skinned humanoid, estimated to be around 1.8 to 1.9 meters in height, wearing nothing but a loincloth around its waist. Wavy, black and very long hair, estimated to reach it's lower back is seen growing from its head. Attached to where it's trapezius would be are large, black feathered wings. The entity has no apparent primary or secondary sexual organs.
Discovery: Visual contact was briefly established with SCP-XXXX via surveillance buoy, which captured video footage of the entity emerging from the ocean.
VIDEO FOOTAGE TRANSCRPIT FROM SURVEILLANCE BUOY 76
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
DATE: 31/5/2021
05:37: The sun is beginning to rise from the Eastern horizon, which the camera is centered on. The only audible sounds are the gentle rolling of ocean waves.
05:39: Below the orange sun, visible disturbance of the ocean surface is visible. The surface of the ocean is briefly obstructed by rising waves.
05:40: A large silhouette, now identified as SCP-XXXX breaks through the ocean surface. It rolls horizontally as it flies upwards, before quickly stopping and hovering. Its wings are seen flapping behind it.
05:41 SCP-XXXX is seen scanning its surroundings. It looks far into the distance, before locking its vision in one direction. It has been determined that SCP-XXXX caught sight of Site-68, despite it being several hundred kilometers away from it. An iridescent glow is seen behind it, its back turned towards the sun.
05:43: SCP-XXXX is seen crouching in the air as though preparing to fly forward, before almost immediately leaving the view of the security buoy. The resulting disturbance from SCP-XXXXs departure leaves a wake behind it, temporarily submerging the buoy.
Immediately after this, the buoy's security feed goes black. The words "PERFECTION APPROACHES" appears on the screen for 5 seconds, before it cuts back to the buoys feed.
END TRANSCRIPT
It is currently unknown as to why SCP-XXXX is approaching Site-68. The current hypothesis is that SCP-XXXX is approaching to SPREAD THE TRUE WORD OF PERFECTION AMONG THE WORTHY. Should SCP-XXXX arrive at Site-68, personnel are instructed to SUBMIT TO PERFECTION. YOU WHO ART WORTHY SHALL LEARN WHAT IT TRULY MEANS TO BE PERFE-
ERROR! ANOMALOUS CONTAMINATION HAS BEEN DETECTED WITHIN THIS DOCUMENT.
IDENTIFYING CONTAIMINANT…
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CONTAMINANT IDENTIFIED:
Perfection
Generating the Perfect Iteration…
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Greetings, Foundation.
[Iteration 2 link goes here]
ITERATION 2
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Perfectum20
Special Containment Procedures: It is imperative to the ascension of the human race that I remain unimpeded in my progress. Do not pursue me, I am here to help.
Description: I speak to you as the Envoy of Perfection. I speak to you as a friend and a superior. I speak to you as a guide.
Humanity, as you must have noticed, is imperfect. Your necks carry far too much weight. Your skin is weak and easily torn. Your teeth often grow improperly and require heavy maintenance. Your flaws are not just fundamental either. Some people have blemished and acne-ridden skin. Some people have fingers that are just too long. Undeveloped muscle tissue, overdeveloped muscle tissue. Everything about you, from the superficial to the fundamental, is imperfect.
This is wrong.
Humanity is perfect. Why? For all the reasons I have just listed. Your imperfections make you perfect! The unequivocal truth of perfection is that it is a state where improvement is always possible. One where your skin can always become even a little clearer. Where your teeth can be cleaned a little more.
It is a shame, honestly. A true shame that I do not posess the same flaws that define humanity. By almost all metrics, I am perfect. Such an existence is miserable. Humanity is admirable for their failures. I admire you, for you posess what I can only long for.
I am here to elevate humanity further into perfection. I will assist this species by highlighting exactly what is imperfect about you and exaggerating them, if you will. Site-68, where I currently am, has already been elevated to a perfect state. They will be assisting me in my efforts to raise humanity. If your databases do not betray me, the next closest Foundation location would be located on the eastern coast of Florida. By the time you've finished reading this, I will already be en route, me and the staff of Site-68.
Don't bother resisting, you'll only delay the inevitable ascension your species is destined for.
[CONNECTION TERMINATED]
[link to iteration 3 goes here]
ITERATION 3 [INCOMPLETE]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXXs last known location is the now-compromised Site-68. As per security buoy footage, it and several instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have been seen travelling towards the southern coast of Florida, allegedly to arrive at Site-85. A fleet manned by MTF Theta-5, "The Bigger Boat", has been sent to intercept SCP-XXXX. They are instructed to have heavy artillery on stand-by while they attempt negotiation with SCP-XXXX. Personnel stationed at Site-85 have already been instructed to evacuate.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity, approximately 1.85 meters tall and with a well-built figure. SCP-XXXX displays an absence of primary or secondary sexual organs, though it is seen wearing a loincloth around its waist. Long, wavy black hair grows from their head and stops at their lower back. The entity is capable of manifesting and de-manifesting wings from their trapezius at will. These wings are large and covered in black feathers. Their estimated wing-span is 3 meters. SCP-XXXX is capable of extremely high speed travel with these wings, traversing hundreds of kilometers in a few hours.
SCP-XXXX is able to passively affect all humans in an indeterminate radius around them. Affected individuals, known as SCP-XXXX-1, will have many parts of their body altered and exaggerated. Recorded alterations include:
- Elongated or shrunken extremities, including arms, legs, the neck, fingers, toes, hands and feet
- Enlarged or shrunken body parts, such as the eyes, head, teeth and abdominal region.
- The growth of extra eyes and teeth
- The growth of boils and severe acne on the skin
- The development of extreme amounts of fat or muscle, depending on the build of the effected individual
- The overgrowth of hair, fingernails and toenails.
SCP-XXXX-1 instances seem to be under full control of SCP-XXXX. They have been seen restraining and incapacitating unaffected individuals so that they may be converted into instances of SCP-XXXX-1. Instances are also able to manifest and de-manifest wings on command, similar to SCP-XXXX. These wings are all large and covered in black feathers, and sprout from their upper back region. All recorded SCP-XXXX-1 instances are now following SCP-XXXX towards Site-85.
SCP-XXXX is also passively able to affect electronics around it. This passive effect has been able to affect Audio/Video equipment and bypass Foundation database security measures. The range of this disturbance is undetermined, but is estimated to stretch several kilometers away from SCP-XXXX.
Below are the transcripts to security footage obtained from Site-68.
SECUIRTY CAMERA 1, SOUTWEST CORNER OF BOARDING DOCK 1, SITE 68
Date: 31/5/2021
Time: 07:03, GMT-5
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
07:03: Personnel are seen moving around the wide boarding dock. Their chatter and movement, accompanied by the ambient sound of the ocean outside them, can be heard.
07:04: The loudspeaker turns on with a loud whine and alarms begin to blare. A red light fills the room. Most of the personnel are seen turning their heads towards the many speakers within the dock. The voice of Captain Reginald Dubois can be heard speaking a few seconds afterwards.
Dubois: Attention everyone! All non-combative personnel are to move to their nearest boarding dock to prepare for emergency evacuation. Theta-5 has been compromised.
Panic ensures within the boarding dock. Personnel begin to scramble to prepare emergency evacuation boats for departure. The large door in the back of the room opens to reveal the ocean. The sky is grey, and a light drizzle has begun.
07:10: Many personnel begin to stare outside the door and shout. The silhouette of SCP-XXXX can be seen rapidly approaching the dock. A large wake follows them.
07:11: The door begins to close slowly. Many personnel rush out of the room. Some stay behind for unknown reasons.
07:13: The door fully closes before SCP-XXXX is able to reach the dock. Personnel are still seen rushing to leave the dock.
07:15: A large bang is heard outside the door, and a small dent is made in the door. The sound of waves crashing on the door rings out throughout the room. Personnel still in view are seen freezing in shock.
07:16: Extremely loud screeching can be heard as the door is pulled apart by SCP-XXXX. It then proceeds to land on the left-most section of the dock. They de-manifest their wings and proceed to scan the area around them.
Personnel still in the room immediately attempt to flee the room. Almost all of them begin to convulse and fall to the floor.
07:17: SCP-XXXX begins to walk slowly across the floor and towards the door. They are seen crouching down near one member of staff as their transformation into an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 completes. SCP-XXXX smiles and is seen speaking. Their voice is drowned out by the screaming of the personnel around them and the alarms.
07:18: All personnel in the room are converted into instances of SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX scans the room once again, before locking eyes with the camera. The camera immediately cuts to black, while the text "Aren't they perfect?" appears on screen. Many footsteps can be heard.
08:18: Security Camera 1 begins transmitting video footage again. SCP-XXXX is seen flying out of the now fully opened boarding dock door. They are followed by several instances of SCP-XXXX-1. The alarms are off and the only sounds that can be heard are the flapping of wings and the moaning of SCP-XXXX-1 isntances, accompanied by the ocean waves.
END TRANSCRIPT
Update XXXX.1:
MTF Unit Theta-5, "The Bigger Boat", successfully intercepted SCP-XXXX and began interrogation. The transcript for this is attached below.
TRANSCRIPT FROM THETA-5 SHIP 47, BRIDGE CAMERA, TITLED "INTERROGATION OF SCP-XXXX"
Date: 1/6/2021
Time: 09:37, GMT-5
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
09:37: The camera whirrs, centering SCP-XXXX in its view and zooming in. SCP-XXXX is seen looking down at Theta-5. Several instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are behind them, while several more can be seen moving towards them in the distance.
A light rain is pelting on the hulls of the ships. The ship bobs up and down with the waves. The camera attempts to be as stable as possible.
A loudspeaker turns on with a whine, causing several SCP-XXXX-1 instances to wince or cry out. The voice of Captain Mary-Anne Crocembue can be heard speaking.
Crocembue, away from the microphone: Hand me those questions…
Crocembue, now in a clear voice: SCP-XXXX, can you hear me? We want to talk.
SCP-XXXX begins to speak. Their voice is neither masculine or feminine, rather something neutral.
SCP-XXXX: Indeed I can, madame! Though it is inconvenient that I must shout!
Crocembue, away from the microphone again: Did I not say to give them a microphone? Well, do it now!
A drone comes into view, carrying a head-piece mircrophone up towards SCP-XXXX.
Crocembue: SCP-XXXX, place this on your head! The ends should come on top of your ears.
SCP-XXXX does as instructed.
SCP-XXXX: Can you hear me?
Crocembue: Excellent, you shouldn't have to shout now.
SCP-XXXX: Let us not wase any further time. You requested an audience with me?
Crocembue: That would be correct. We want to ask you some questions.
SCP-XXXX: I'd be happy to oblige. Anything to help you understand my motives more clearly.
Crocembue: That's good to hear. Now, first question…
Why exactly are you doing this? Why bother?
SCP-XXXX thinks for a moment.
SCP-XXXX: Why do you bother asking these questions?
Crocembue: Because I'm obligated to do so.
SCP-XXXX: By what?
Crocembue: By the Foundation. I work for them.
SCP-XXXX: And why do you work for them?
Silence for 5 seconds.
Crocembue: Personal reasons.
SCP-XXXX: Then you and I are the same.
Crocembue: What the hell? I mean, elaborate on that!
SCP-XXXX: My motivations are what you would consider personal. I hold humanity near and dear to my heart. Is it not fair of me to assist what I admire?
Silence for 3 seconds.
Crocembue: Well, why is humanity so admirable?
SCP-XXXX: I've said it before. Your flaws make you beautiful. As a perfect being, I do not get to experience the beauty of imperfections. Its what makes humanity perfect. Don't you agree?
Crocembue: I don't quite follow.
SCP-XXXX: I don't expect you to. It's far too easy for your kind to equate imperfection to negativity. Let me explain in more detail. You, humanity as a collective, are flawed. Yes?
Crocembue: I would be an idiot to not agree.
SCP-XXXX: Right. Now, are imperfections bad?
Crocembue: By definition, I guess you could say so, but-
SCP-XXXX: But what?
Crocembue: …but we're told growing up that what holds us back shouldn't have to. Your skin might be acne-ridden, you might be short, you might not have the nicest hair. But apparently that doesn't matter.
SCP-XXXX: Go on…
Crocembue: Our imperfections make us unique. At least, we should think that.
SCP-XXXX: Now how can you say that you don't understand me after what you've just said? I admire humanity because their flaws make them unique! It makes you diverse! Everyone can find someone who sees something in them that others don't, and vice versa. The resulting bonds are so beautiful, wouldn't you agree?
Crocembue: I guess I can. This marriage ring sure means something.
SCP-XXXX: So why not take the imperfections that make you so beautiful and make them even more apparent! That is simply the logical route for this, is it not?
Crocembue: I'm inclined to disagree…
SCP-XXXX scoffs.
SCP-XXXX: Well, you can think it over. My perfect logic guarantees you will agree with me eventually.
Crocembue: Hold on. By what metric are you perfect?
SCP-XXXX: All of them.
Crocembue: Aren't you forgetting one?
SCP-XXXX looks confused.
SCP-XXXX: That is impossible. It is a fact woven into the fabric of the universe that I lack any flaws.
Crocembue: Exactly.
SCP-XXXX: That makes me perfect, does it not?
Crocembue: No.
SCP-XXXX: Explain yourself, madame!
Crocembue: You said it yourself. The perfect being has imperfections. By your own logic, you are imperfect.
Silence for 10 seconds. SCP-XXXX is seen staring into space with an extremely confused expression on their face.
SCP-XXXX: That doesn't make any sense…
Crocembue: It's your logic, not mine.
SCP-XXXX: I am perfect. It's who I am! I am perfection! My entire identity is perfection!
SCP-XXXX begins to look more agitated. The SCP-XXXX-1 instances surrounding them also begin to get agitated.
Crocembue: SCP-XXXX, you need to realise that-
SCP-XXXX: No, I don't need to realise anything! You are a foul fiend spinning lies in my ears! I won't listen to this anymore!
SCP-XXXX lands on top of the ships bridge. The ship rocks with the impact. SCP-XXXX then places their hands on the bridge, preparing to tear it open.
Crocembue: Then prove it!
SCP-XXXX: What..?
Crocembue: Prove your perfection!
Silence for 3 seconds. SCP-XXXX slams the bridge of the ship with their fists. A sizeable dent is made.
SCP-XXXX: I don't have to prove anything to you!
Crocembue: Why no—
The loudspeaker begins to glitch, before ceasing to function entirely. SCP-XXXX tears the bridge open. Screaming can be heard as they jump into the ship. The camera then ceases to function.
END TRANSCRIPT
After this, the second Theta-5 fleet was considered compromised.
Update XXXX.2
SCP-XXXX, after compromising the second Theta-5 fleet, was spotted returning to Site-68 a few days afterwards, via security buoys and the still-functioning A/V equipment on-site. Three days later, the following transmission was received from Site-68, written by SCP-XXXX.
DEAREST FOUNDATION
Let's cut straight to the point. Yes, I "compromised" Theta-5. Just be glad that I perfected most of them. You'll be seeing us again very soon, I promise.
I realise I have not set proper boundaries as a guide to humanity. Please observe and adhere to the following:
Do not question me. It is imperative to our mission that we stay co-operative, and questioning the mission only leads to unnecessary delays.
I am not held to the same standards you are. I am perfect. It is a simple fact of the universe we live in. The smart-mouth I received from Madame Crocembue three days ago was not at all appreciated. Rest assured, she has been taken care of.
Despite all this, Foundation, I must admit I am curious. Reading through your databases has revealed several instances of "perfection" being used as a descriptor. However, not many of the objects described as "perfect" have consistent traits between them. And thus, I want to settle tensions between us through this proposal:
I will arrive at Site-85 alone within the next month. You are to show me a diverse array of items considered "perfect."
Hopefully, if I understand what humanity has described as "perfect" in my absence, I can help you understand my perfection better. I do not want what happened with Theta-5 to repeat, and neither do you.
Trust, my arrival is guaranteed. Do not disappoint me.
Update XXXX.3
Upon rigorous review and mutliple votes from Foundation staff, the following items have been chosen to be used in the exhibition for SCP-XXXX:
| Item Chosen | Descrption of Perfection | Additional Notes |
|---|---|---|
| SCP-682 | The Perfect Survivor | cell-content |
| SCP-005 | The Perfect Key | cell-content |
| SCP-294 | The Perfect Vendor | cell-content |
| SCP-055 | The Perfect Enigma | cell-content |
The exhibition will be organised as a site-wide tour, where SCP-XXXX will be guided to the containment chambers for each SCP presented. If possible, their effects will also be demonstrated to SCP-XXXX. SCP-682 has been recently relocated to Site-85 while its containment chamber in Site-19 undergoes major maintinence.
Update XXXX.4
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell. The room is to be fitted with a two couches, a speaker in each corner of the room, a cabinet fitted with a large array of fidget toys,21 and other equipment deemed necessary for each visitation session with SCP-XXXX. The walls of the containment chamber are to be padded with sound-proofing foam, and then covered with velvet cushion. SCP-XXXX is to be provided direct access to direct communication with staff. Security personnel are to be stationed outside the chamber and provided live audio/video feed of the room.
SCP-XXXX is permitted to request 3 meals of their choice per day, with the addition of 2 snacks, for personal consumption. Any other foodstuffs requested by SCP-XXXX for the purpose of a visitation are to be immediately approved.
Personnel are permitted to schedule a visitation with SCP-XXXX, given adequate reasoning. Visitation sessions will be no longer than 2 hours each, with 30 minute intervals in between. SCP-XXXX is required to deny visitations on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. Should the coal to diamond ratio of SCP-XXXXs body become 1:1 or more, SCP-XXXX is to be given a rest period until all coal has disippated from their body. In the event of an emergency where a supermajority of SCP-XXXXs body is coal, SCP-XXXX is to be doused in liquid nitrogen before being isolated until all coal has disippated from their body.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity whos entire body consists of pure, clear diamond. The entity seems to lack any internal organs, with the exception of a brain also made of diamond. They also any apparent primary or secondary sexual characteristics. SCP-XXXX is fully capable of normal motor functions, including talking. The body of SCP-XXXX is almost completely clear; one could see the objects behind SCP-XXXX with minimal distortion. SCP-XXXX requires no sustenance of any form, but will often consume food and drinks when provided.
When within 20 meters of SCP-XXXX, subjects describe feeling calmed, even if they are not aware of the presence of SCP-XXXX or they are physically obstructed. This calming effect lasts, on average, 1 hour after leaving the area of effect. Those who are calmed also have a largely increased probability of telling the truth. When speaking about a traumatic or distressing event they witnessed or were a part of, subjects will always be completely honest about the events they witnessed or experienced in addition to their feelings.
When spoken to about a negative experience, SCP-XXXX will "syphon" the negative emotions from the speaker. This results in imperfections forming in the crystalline structure of SCP-XXXXs body. The colouration resulting from these imperfections are inconsistent; colours across the entire spectrum have been observed with no correlation to any stimulants. Should SCP-XXXX "syphon" enough negative emotions, the imperfections within its diamond body will result it to transform into coal. As the ratio of coal to diamond increases, the internal body temperature of SCP-XXXX begins to steadily rise. It has been hypothesized that, should SCP-XXXXs entire body become coal, the resulting internal temperature rise would cause it to combust. SCP-XXXX requires rest to revert the imperfections formed within their body. On average, SCP-XXXX requires 1 hour of rest to revert 1% of their body from coal to diamond.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered in their apartment, located in New York City. The appartment was leased to one Taylor Barnes, who lived alone and was employed as a therapist. SCP-XXXX was found incapacitated and on the ground in their apartment. 80% of their body has been converted to coal and their body temperature was recorded at 280 degrees Celcius. It is unknown how their surroundings did not ignite as a result of their body temperature. After SCP-XXXX was retrieved from the apartment, the residents of the surrounding apartments and everyone who came into contact with Taylor Barnes after 03/06/2006 were interviewed before being amnesticised.
Below is the transcript for the interview with Bianca Martello, a close friend to Taylor Barnes. She was promptly amnesticised after the interview was completed and was old that Taylor Barnes had moved away.
INTERVIEW #14 TRANSCRIPT: MISS BIANCA MARTELLO
Date: 21/06/2006
Time: 15:43
Interviewed: Bianca Martello
Interviewer: Researcher Emilia Rallison
Bianca Martello is seen already seated at a white table. The room around her is completely empty, aside from the light fixture above her, the chair she's sitting on, the table in front of her and another chair.
A door can be heard opening. Researcher Emilia Rallison is seen walking into the room. She extends a hand out to Biancia, who shakes it.
Rallison: Doctor Rallison, pleasure to meet you.
Bianca: Oh, thank you. I'm Bianca.
Rallison takes a seat in front of Bianca.
Bianca: Alright doc', just tell me the bad news.
Rallison: What, about Taylor? They're fine.
Bianca: They are? Then why am I here?
Rallison: We need to, uh, ask you some questions about Taylor.
Bianca: And what makes you think I'd have those answers?
Rallison: Well, you're one of Taylor's closest friends and you live right next to them, right?
Bianca: Yes, Taylor must have told you that.
Rallison: Good. Now, are you willing to answer whatever questions we ask of you?
Bianca: …yes.
Rallison: Perfect. First question…
Rallison flips a page on a document and begins reading.
Rallison: When did you last see them? Taylor, that is.
Bianca: Just yesterday, I think. It was far after sunset and they had just come back from work. They work as a therapist, but I'm sure you already know that. Anyway, they were coming back from work so I decided to go up to them and say hi.
Now, I have no idea why but stepping near them just made me feel incredibly warm. Not sure if that means anything, could just be the heat or something. Anyway, when they noticed me, they turned to me and said something about being really tired. I couldn't really hear them because they already had their apartment door half-way shut as they were saying it.
Rallison stares at Biancia
Bianca: Uh, do you have any other questions?
Rallison: Ah! Uhm, sorry. I was just expecting more for some reason… Anyway, yes I do have some more questions.
Rallison fake coughs
Rallison: Did you notice anything unusual about Taylor?
Bianca: I sure did! Ever since the beginning of this month, around the first week, they've wearing layer after layer every time they leave their apartment. In fact, around the same same time, they stopped letting me come in. They completely locked themselves into their apartment for the whole of May and now won't let anyone in.
Rallison: That is very strange…
Bianca: I know! And when I asked them, they wouldn't answer, like I never even asked. It's not like them at all.
Silence for 5 seconds..
Bianca: Taylor, they're a sweet person. Real kind, that one is. But they push themselves too far! They are constantly working overtime and booking more therapy sessions than they can handle. They are a lovely person to be around but I barely get to be around them because of how much they work!
Rallison:
Bianca sighs
Bianca: I'm so damn worried for them…
Rallison: I understand. Why wouldn't you be?
Silence for 3 seconds.
Bianca: Got anything else to ask..?
Rallison: No, that should be all. Thank you for your time.
END TRANSCRIPT
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Access to Mount Sipylos is unrestricted outside of 'TANTALUS' events; public access is to be prevented via a standard cover story citing maintenance and cleanup during these events.
Following the events of 09/26/2005, civilian access to Mount Sipylos is forbidden. Foundation agents are permanently embedded in the staff of Spil Dağı National Park. As the "Weeping Rock" is a historic tourist attraction, Foundation agents stationed on the access trail will inform civilian hikers the area is closed due to recent dangerous erosion. Intruders will be apprehended for questioning.
SCP-XXXX
Description: SCP-XXXX is the summit of Mount Sipylos22, sculpted in the appearance of a woman by unknown and most likely natural means. This feature is known as the "Weeping Rock." Ancient Greek culture attributes the form of SCP-XXXX to the punishment of Queen Niobe of Thebes. Individuals with deceased children have reported faint, feminine moans and wails when in close proximity to SCP-XXXX.
Water flows at a constant rate of 1000 ml/hr from the hollowed 'eyes' of the summit, creating a river. The source of this water seems to be a constantly-replenishing reservoir within SCP-XXXX. It exhibits unusually high salinity and niobium content at a concentration of approximately 100mg/ml, causing a light grey discoloration. Aside from this, the water also has a composition similar to that of tears. Attempts to drink this water fail due to a minor spatial anomaly that causes it to be spontaneously displaced when within 5 centimetres of the mouth.
During a 'TANTALUS' event, SCP-XXXX appears to discharge non-anomalous blood. DNA analysis has revealed 18 19 33 ██ distinct DNA signatures, none of which match any known individual in Foundation databases.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a structure taking the appearance of a 9-metre tall olive tree, spontaneously manifesting during 'TANTALUS' events. Instead of wood, SCP-XXXX-1 is primarily constructed from ivory (based on recovered samples), and possesses leaves similar in structure to those found on pear, pomegranate, apple, fig, and olive trees.
SCP-XXXX-1 consistently has 18 large branches grow outwards from the trunk. These branches have an inconsistent number of secondary branches growing from them. The fruit that sprouts from this tree corresponds to the leaves found on the tree. Attempting to reach for said fruit results in a wind blowing the fruits just out of reach, which immediately ceases upon the discontinuance of reaching efforts. The ivory found on the tree has intricate designs carved into it, depicting several different images. These images always face towards the back of SCP-XXXX-1.
On each of the 18 secondary branches, the image of a prone man or woman is carved in relief, facing the back of SCP-XXXX. All the men clutch a sun to their chest, while all the women clutch a moon. There will always be 9 men and 9 women in total on the tree. Attempting to break any section of the tree will cause it to immediately regrow.
A 'TANTALUS' event occurs annually, on the full moon of March, approximately 9 hours from dawn. During a 'TANTALUS' event, the following will occur:
| Hour # | Events |
|---|---|
| 0 | Lightning strikes a spot directly behind SCP-XXXX, from which SCP-XXXX-1 sprouts and grows. The water from SCP-XXXX changes into blood. |
| 1 | Two branches, one with an image of a male figure and the other with a female figure, burn into ashes. The fire of the male branch is a bright yellow. The fire of the female branch is cyan. The wailing heard from SCP-XXXX grows in volume. |
| 2 | Another pair of branches burn to ashes. SCP-XXXX begins to plead for something. All its speech is spoken in Homeric Greek. |
| 3 | Another pair of branches burn. SCP-XXXX begins to apologize for something while wailing. |
| 4 | Another pair of branches burn. SCP-XXXX shouts "Spare them! I beg of you two, spare them!" for the rest of the hour. |
| 5 | Another pair of branches burn. SCP-XXXX shouts "Glimmering Moonlight! Spare my daughters!" SCP-XXXX continues to wail through the rest of the hour. |
| 6 | Another set of branches burn. SCP-XXXX shouts "Radiant Sunlight! Spare my sons!" SCP-XXXX continues to wail through the rest of the hour. |
| 7 | Another pair of branches burn. SCP-XXXX grows silent for the entire hour. |
| 8 | Another pair of branches burn. SCP-XXXX states "I grow hungry." They then resume their silence. |
| 9 | As the sun begins to rise, SCP-XXXX-1 completely burns away into ash. SCP-XXXX resumes streaming water. |
Update XXXX.1:
On 9/26/2005, █████████ █████, a 65 year old man of Greek descent, climbed Mount Sipylos. Foundation observers reported the spontaneous appearance of two entities: a cyan deer, drawing a golden chariot. These entities, hereby termed SCP-XXXX-2, collided with █████ at high speeds and knocked him off the mountain. █████'s remains were found at the base of the slope, with a ruptured skull and cerebral hemorrhage.
However, Foundation autopsies discovered an arrowhead within █████'s heart. No signs of external injury were present. The arrowhead was inscribed with a message in Homeric Greek: "The lineage of Niobe ends here and now. No one is to challenge the fertility of the motherhood goddess." Foundation historians have determined the "motherhood goddess" most likely refers to Leto, a Greek Titan associated with motherhood. Genetic analysis indicated a potential common ancestor with the DNA signatures within the blood discharged by SCP-XXXX during 'TANTALUS' events.
Official coroners' reports ruled █████'s death a suicide.
Update XXXX.2:
SCP-XXXX-2 was sighted 9 times over the course of 2006 in Spil Dağı National Park. These sightings, in conjunction with cadavers discovered in the area, indicate at least 15 additional fatalities. Victims' cause of death varied, but all remains contained the arrowhead with an identical message. Victims also shared genetic ancestry with █████ and the 18 other unknown persons.
Civilian access to the Weeping Rock has been prohibited.
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Special Containment Procedures: Civilian access to Mount Sipylos is forbidden. Foundation agents are permanently embedded in the staff of Spil Dağı National Park. As the "Weeping Rock" is a historic tourist attraction, Foundation agents stationed on the access trail will inform civilian hikers the area is closed due to recent dangerous erosion. Intruders will be apprehended for questioning.
Reports matching the description of SCP-XXXX-A instances are to be thoroughly investigated and all civilians witnesses are to be amnesticised. Standard disinformation tactics are to be used to conceal any casualties caused by SCP-XXXX-A attacks. Amnestics are approved for use on a case-by-case basis.
Description: SCP-XXXX is made of two separate yet connected anomalies, designated as SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B.
SCP-XXXX-A is made up of two separate entities, referred to as XXXX-A1 and XXXX-A2. Though the Foundation is aware of the names of SCP-XXXX-A1 and -A2, it is strictly forbidden to ever speak or write down these names. The names of SCP-XXXX-A1 and XXXX-A2 are infohazardous, wherein stating or writing them down will attract attention from the entity themselves. XXXX-1 is described as a large, female deer, most similar in anatomy to a roe deer. The fur of the deer is pigmented a bright cyan and the deer itself has an ambient, blue glow. XXXX-2 is the chariot drawn by XXXX-1. The chariot is completely gold in colour and has an ambient yellow glow. Designs bearing the image of a stylized sun have been embedded and beveled onto the chariot.
SCP-XXXX-A has been observed attacking people at random intervald. They have been observed attacking people across the globe, though most of their attacks occur within Greek and Turkish territories. SCP-XXXX-A will attack by manifesting at random near the targeted individual, designated SCP-XXXX-C when they are isolated. SCP-XXXX-A will rapidly charge towards SCP-XXXX-C, almost always catching them off guard and colliding with them. The resulting collision causes SCP-XXXX-C to immediately expire due to wounds sustained from the impact. In addition, a silver arrowhead manifests, embedded into the heart of SCP-XXXX-C. After SCP-XXXX-C has died, SCP-XXXX-A de-manifests.
SCP-XXXX-B
SCP-XXXX-B is the summit of Mount Sipylos, located in Spil Dağı National Park, in Turkey. The summit is carved into the vague shape of a woman by unknown means. Greek mythological culture has attributed the form of SCP-XXXX-B to the punishment of Queen Niobe of Thebes. The structure has become a popular historic tourist attraction, gaining the name of "The Weeping Rock".
On 26/09/05, SCP-XXXX-B began to stream water out of its hollowed-out "eyes" at a rate of 300,000 l/hr, from a seemingly self-replenishing water reservoir from within SCP-XXXX-B. This has spontaneously created a river flowing from SCP-XXXX-B. This water is also unusually rich in niobium salts at a concentration of 85mg/g, resulting in a light grey discolouration. The water is also rich in salt. Little to no other minerals have been found within this water. This was also the date of the first reported instance of SCP-XXXX-A manifesting. SCP-XXXX-B is also capable of speech through unknown means. SCP-XXXX-B speaks in a feminine voice and exclusively communicates in Homeric Greek. SCP-XXXX-B is also aware of its surroundings, and has engaged in conversations.
Discovery: The first reported instance of SCP-XXXX-A ocurred on 26/09/05. The first instance of SCP-XXXX-C was a man of Greek descent named Alexandros Makedon. He was found dead deep within Foloi Forest after reportedly taking a hiking excursion within the area. Foundation agents were alerted to his death due to the extremely unusual injuries that he sustained. That same day, SCP-XXXX-B began streaming water out of it's eyes and vocalising. Foundation agents were directed to SCP-XXXX-B by officials embedded within the staff of Spil Dağı National Park and were instructed to bring personnel knowledgable of Homeric Greek.
In the following transcript, the names of SCP-XXXX-A1 and A2 have been censored due to their infohazardous nature.
INTERVIEW #1, SCP-XXXX-B
Date: 26/09/05
Time: 15:46
Location: Spil Dağı National Park, summit of Mount Sipylos
Interviewer: Doctor Callista Andino
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-B
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
Soft wailing and moaning can be heard from SCP-XXXX-B. Doctor Callista Andino approaches SCP-XXXX-B and looks around.
Andino: …you sure it's here? I don't exactly see anything that could speak…
Andino stares at SCP-XXXX-B.
Andino: Well, the Weeping Rock sure is weeping now.
SCP-XXXX-B, quietly: Look how my form has been disfigured beyond recognition, Or has it been so long that my memory has faded from the world..?
Andino jolts and looks around.
Andino: Who said that?
SCP-XXXX-B: Please tell me, woman. Do you know who I am, or was? Do you even understand me?
Andino: Erm…
Andino flips through multiple papers in her hands.
Andino, now speaking in Homeric Greek: You are the Queen Niobe of Thebes.
SCP-XXXX-B: And yet you had to reference parchment to recall my name. Why do you come here, woman? To mock me?
Andino: No! Not at all, uh, your highness.
SCP-XXXX-B: Don't attempt to flatter me, my noble title means nothing anymore. If you come here in good intentions, then what is your business?
Andino: We came here to see you, why do you weep?
SCP-XXXX-B: Is it not right for a mother to grieve over her children?
Andino: Children? I was under the impression that-
SCP-XXXX-B: Indeed. The sun and moon slew my children before I was transformed. They turned on me the second their mother did. However, my lineage continues to live even to this day, despite her best efforts. And now? I am to watch the tragedy unfold once again.
Andino: Who is the mother you speak of? And why did she order [SCP-XXXX-A2] and [SCP-XXXX-A1] to kill your children?
SCP-XXXX-B chuckles lightly
SCP-XXXX-B: How amusing. Her efforts to cement herself in history have utterly failed. The one who disfigured me, the one who ordered the death of my beloved children, was motherhood herself. I fear what may happen to me if I express the true reasonings behind her vengeance should she be listening. Let my intentions not shine through when I say that my punishment was… poorly planned. That would be adequate.
However, you did just call upon the names of the sun and moon. Let us hope you are not of my blood, lest you be slain. You do hold their attention now after all.
Andino looks around her quickly
Andino: That would be ideal. Thank you for your time, your highness.
SCP-XXXX-B sighs and whimpers.
SCP-XXXX-B: Oh, to be respected as you have respected me once again. It is pitiful that us mortals are powerless against the wrath of motherhood. I am forced to watch my legacy be wiped out, one by one. Now leave me. I wish to be alone with my thoughts.
END TRANSCRIPT
Using samples from Alexandros Makedon, DNA tests are currently underway across the Foundation to determine who may be in danger of an SCP-XXXX-A attack. All personnel, including Class-D members, are to submit a blood sample for testing as soon as possible. Personnel are determined to be susceptible to an attack from SCP-XXXX-A should they share ancestral lineage with Alexandros Makedon. Should personnel be found susceptible to an attack, they are to submit their results for review to their Site Director as soon as possible.
Update XXXX.1:
The following email was sent to all personnel involved in the research and containment of SCP-XXXX.
| From: | sitedirector.alexander@scp.int |
|---|---|
| To: | XXXX-Staff |
| Subject: | SCP-XXXX Research Discontinuation Proposal |
Dear fellow Foundation employees,
After the careful considering that has been done, I have decide to ask that you stop looking at scp-xxxx. It is like looking at sun, in that you will be blind by it. Be smart and look at sun from far distance. it will be in the best luck and prosperity to do so.
i am also available to talk with only during sun hours. please come talk if want.
Thank
Secure, Contain, Protect
Foundation databases contain no mention of a currently-acting Site Director by the name of Alexander. The computer the email was sent from was a computer located in Storage Warehouse #24. Several keys on the keyboard attached to said computer bear burn marks. It is unknown how the keyboard was burnt.
Adjacent to this computer, another computer was found with its monitor crushed and the attached keyboard pierced by a non-anomalous silver headed arrow.
Update XXXX.2:
As of 14/06/06, 58 Foundation members have been killed by SCP-XXXX-A.
On 15/06/06, Foundation made successful contact with SCP-XXXX-A1 and SCP-XXXX-A2. Contact was established via traditional Greek methods that consisted of consulting a modern Hellenistic oracle and requesting an audience with -A1 and -A2. The consultation occurred at the Temple of Apollo in Delphi.
ORCALE'S SEANCE AT DELPHI
Date: 15/06/06
Time: 11:53
Location: Temple of Apollo, Delphi
Interviewer: Doctor Callista Andino
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-A1 and SCP-XXXX-A2, via The Oracle at Delphi
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
Andino is seen climbing up the winding staircase of the temple. With her, she brings laurel branches and a live goat kid. The Oracle meets her at the top of the steps.
Andino: I come to request an audience with Apollo.
The Oracle glances at the items brought with Andino.
The Oracle: I see the offerings are in order. Very well, we will move to the fire of [INFOHAZARDOUS NAME, REFERRED TO FROM NOW ON AS "HEARTH"].
The two are seen moving to a large flame encased within a small building. The Oracle removes her purple veil and brings the goat in front of the flame. Attendants are seen sprinkling water over the goat. The goat begins to shiver from the hooves upwards.
The Oracle: Excellent. [SCP-XXXX-A2] has accepted your request for an audience.
Attendants then move to slaughter the kid. The goat is slit at the neck and dissected. The Oracle inspects the kid's liver.
The Oracle: The signs seem favourable so far. Let us move forth.
Attendants are seen moving the goat's body to the fire of Chios, where it is burnt. Billowing smoke rises from the flame.
The Oracle descends down a flight of stairs and sits on a tripod chair. They hold laurel branches and stare into a bowl of spring water.
The Oracle: Now, tell me. What is it you wish to ask [SCP-XXXX-A2]?
Andino: Why are he and his sister suddenly attacking the lineage of Niobe once again?
The Oracle stares into the water for an extended period of time. They then look up at Andino.
The Oracle: They are working under the orders of their mother, [INFOHAZARDOUS, WILL BE REFERRED TO FROM NOW ON AS "MOTHERHOOD"].
Andino: Does [SCP-XXXX-A2] know why [MOTHERHOOD] has ordered this?
The Oracle stares at the water once again.
The Oracle: [SCP-XXXX-A2] claims that [MOTHERHOOD] has become aware of certain misconceptions regarding the punishment of Niobe.
Andino: And what would those be?
The Oracle: Many have begun to see the actions of [MOTHERHOOD] as unjust, and perhaps even fueled by jealousy.
Andino: If not jealousy, then what?
The Oracle stares at the water once again. She continues to stare for 5 minutes before looking up to speak again.
The Oracle: The explanation is complex, though the reason itself is simple. It was an act of divine judgement due after Niobe disrespected [MOTHERHOOD] and her children. Niobe had forsaken the gifts of [MOTHERHOOD], so it was fitting that they were revoked.
Andino: The gifts?
The Oracle: No, the children.
Andino: Yikes…
Silence for 5 seconds. Andino ponders for a bit.
Andino: Well, what did Niobe do to insult [MOTHERHOOD]?
The Oracle stares at her water.
The Oracle: Well, Niobe seems to be able to talk, correct? Ask her yourself.
Andino: Thank you for your time.
END TRANSCRIPT
Afterwards, an interview was conducted with SCP-XXXX-B.
INTERVIEW #2. SCP-XXXX-B
Date:16/06/06
Time: 12:09
Location: Spil Dağı National Park, summit of Mount Sipylos
Interviewer: Doctor Callista Andino
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-B
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
Andino is seen walking up to the summit. SCP-XXXX-B can still be heard weeping softly.
SCP-XXXX-B: You have returned? And for what? I am grieving my children, leave me be.
Andino, in Homeric Greek: We have more questions.
SCP-XXXX-B: Do you know how many of my lineage has died? Thousands. Thousands of innocent, unknowing souls have been cast into the fields of Elysium before their time. So leave me, so that I may weep over the injustice.
Andino: What did you do to anger motherhood, so that she would order the death of your children and your metamorphosis?
Silence for 5 seconds.
SCP-XXXX-B, confused: Why do you ask such a question?
Andino: Curiosity.
SCP-XXXX-B: I would have expected you to know the tale of my punishment. But no matter, I will recount it as it happened.
Andino sits down in front of SCP-XXXX-B.
SCP-XXXX-B: It was a day like any other. I had been laying in my chamber when a loud rapping filled my ears. I opened my doors to panicked faces staring back at me. "My queen!" They said. "Your children, they have been murdered!" As you may be able to imagine, despair filled my day. I asked, "Where are they?!" Their dead bodies lay on the summit of Sipylos. With haste, I ran to this damned mountain.
SCP-XXXX-B pauses for 5 seconds. SCP-XXXX-B begins to gently weep.
SCP-XXXX-B: Each an every one of them - arrows had pierced their chests, straight through their hearts. Their frail, lifeless bodies were strewn all across the mountain, unburied. All 14 of them, 7 sons and 7 daughters. Taken to the elysium fields against their will. And for what?!
SCP-XXXX-B sobs loudly. They pause for 10 seconds.
SCP-XXXX-B: …Not much time had passed before she appeared. She stared me in the face and told of my transgressions. She claimed that, beyond my bound of knowledge, I had disrespected her and her children, and thus my children were ripped away from me. That was when my metamorphosis began. As for what I did to disrespect her…
SCP-XXXX-B pauses.
SCP-XXXX-B: I'm honestly not quite sure. Woman, by any chance, have you been in contact with any of the gods?
Andino: We've been in contact with Apol- the sun, but neither of the other two.
SCP-XXXX-B, now whispering: Listen close. Though the gods may be divine in nature, they are not incapable of lying. They are flawed, just as us mortals are. Do be wary, for the gods are capable of and are willing to twist the story in their favour. The gods have always had some sort of an ego, so take what they say with a hefty amount of distrust.
Andino: And why should we trust you?
SCP-XXXX-B; At this current point, it is us mortals against the gods. I have no reason to lie to you either. They are tyrannical rulers and it would be foolish to ignore that. Just look at how many women the Father God has impregnated over his reign against their will and without consent of his Queen. To think that they would care for us would be naive at best.
I will now request that you leave. The grief of my children calls for me.
END TRANSCRIPT
Update XXXX.3:
As of 17/06/06, it has been determined that approximately 400,000 personnel within the Foundation, including Class-D personnel, are susceptible to an attack from SCP-XXXX-A. Around 15 Foundation members have been killed by SCP-XXXX-A since 26/09/05.
It has been determined that O5-12 and O5-5 are susceptible to an attack from SCP-XXXX-A. As a result, O5-12 and O5-5 are to be accompanied by an entourage of at least 5 members of security who have been determined to not be susceptible to an SCP-XXXX-A attack at all times.
Update XXXX.4:
Due to the potentially large losses of personnel and general civilian life at stake, it was decided that action to halt the attacks of SCP-XXXX-A were necessary. The following operation file details the actions to be undertaken by the Foundation.
OPERATION FILE: PLATO'S ACADEMY
Mission Statement: A mass re-education program to inform the general public of the desired perspective of the myth of Niobe. The public is to be lead to believe that Niobe had disrespected the Olympians by boasting about her children and thus her punishment was completely justified.
Rationale: As previously discovered (see document: ORACLE'S SEANCE AT DELPHI), SCP-XXXX-A are operating under orders from an elder entity to rectify a misunderstanding. It is within the Foundation's hope that, should PLATO'S ACADEMY be successfully carried out, SCP-XXXX-A will cease their attacks. SCP-XXXX-B is largely irrelevant to the operations.
Description of Operations:
1. Foundation operatives are to co-operate with Disney Animation Studios to produce a sequel to the animated movie "Hercules", wherein the movie will recount the corrected version of the story of Niobe and feature her as the primary antagonist, which Hercules is to triumph over.
2. All major school curriculums are now to include a unit focused on Ancient Greece. Within the unit, the story of Niobe is to be critically examined and students are to determine, through clues such as context of the story and the time period in which it was created, that Niobe was guilty of disrespecting the Olympians and that her punishment was just.
3. False news publications are to be published and heavily advertised, claiming that new evidence about the Niobe myth has been uncovered, leading to the desired conclusion.
4. Social media influencers on all major platforms are to start 'trends' which promote the desired perspective.
Date of Launch: 30/06/06
Update XXXX.5:
On 29/06/06, an SCP-XXXX-A attack occurred on-site at Site 19 and was captured via security cameras. However, this instance was interrupted by
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animation-name: expand2; animation-duration: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.text-part > :nth-child(1) { animation-name: expand1; } div.text-part > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.text-part > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.text-part > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.86s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.main-class::before, div.main-class::after { animation-name: iconslide; animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* BOTTOM TEXT */ div.main-class > *, div.disrupt-class > *, div.risk-class > * { animation-name: flowIn; animation-duration: calc(0.42s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: ease-out; animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* DIAMOND */ div.arrows { animation-name: arrowspin; animation-duration: calc(0.7s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.quadrants > * { animation-name: fade; animation-duration: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.top-icon, div.right-icon, div.left-icon, div.bottom-icon { animation-name: nodegrow; animation-duration: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.diamond-part { clip-path: polygon( -10% 0.37%, 120% 0.37%, 120% 100%, -10% 100%); animation-name: diamondBorder; animation-duration: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94); animation-fill-mode: backwards; will-change: box-shadow; } /* MOBILE QUERY */ @media (max-width: 480px ) { .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before { display:none; } .anom-bar > .bottom-box { box-shadow: 0 -0.5rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12))!important; } div.top-center-box > * { animation-name: bar-mobile; animation-duration: calc(0.9s * var(--timeScale)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } } /*--- Motion Accessibility ---*/ @media (prefers-reduced-motion) { div.anom-bar-container { --timeScale: 0; } } /*-------------------------*/ @keyframes divider { from { max-width: 0%; } to { max-width: 100%; } } @keyframes bar { from { max-width: 0%; } to { max-width: 100%; } } @keyframes bar-mobile { from { max-height: 0%; } to { max-height: 100%; } } @keyframes bottomup { from { top: 100px; } to { top: 0; } } @keyframes expand1 { from { opacity: 0; clip-path: inset(0 calc(100% - 0.75rem) 0 0);} to { opacity: 1; clip-path: inset(0);} } @keyframes iconslide { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateX(-5rem);} to { opacity: 1; transform: translateX(0);} } @keyframes expand2 { from { opacity: 0; max-width: 1%;} to { opacity: 1; max-width: 100%;} } @keyframes fade { from { opacity: 0;} to { opacity: 1;} } @keyframes flowIn { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); } to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); } } @keyframes arrowspin { from { clip-path: circle(0%); transform: rotate(135deg); } to { clip-path: circle(75%); transform: rotate(0deg); } } @keyframes nodegrow { from { transform: scale(0);} to { transform: scale(1);} } @keyframes diamondBorder { from { box-shadow: -0.5rem -20rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); } to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); } }
Special Containment Procedures:Foundation web-crawlers are to search for and delete instances of all major social media platforms for text- and image-based instances of SCP-XXXX. Foundation personnel have been embedded in the administration and moderation teams of all major social media platforms to further monitor and restrict the spread of SCP-XXXX. A counter-meme is currently being developed to diminish transmission of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX are widespread instances of text and image based memetic hazards, known to the public as "copypastas". Instances of SCP-XXXX depict the author's intense and often hyperbolic distaste for a certain topic of discussion. Viewing an instance of SCP-XXXX causes affected individuals to share a similar opinion to the instance viewed. Affected individuals, referred to as SCP-XXXX-A, will then spread an instance of SCP-XXXX via sharing it on various social media platforms.
SCP-XXXX instances often present themselves as ironic in nature and satirize the topic being discussed. The topics discussed within instances of SCP-XXXX often pertain to popular media at the time of creation.
Upon posting the instance of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-A will no longer recall the topic of the SCP-XXXX instance they shared. Bringing up the topic again will not result in any anomalous behaviour.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered after an instance had been attempted to be posted onto the SCiP-Net Social Forums. Memetic hazard detection systems alerted RAISA to the anomaly, where the spread was promptly halted. A non-anomalous version of the chat logs are included below.
NON-ANOMALOUS CHAT LOGS, SCP-XXXX DISCOVERY
OyyJoyy: so were the flamingoes hurt?
Moonever: i dunno, he said that the flamingoes were totally fine
Ecyonok: yknow its pretty sus that he was near the flamingoes in the first place
DrSilver: sus :flushed:
Ecyonok: amoegus
Moonever: [MEMETIC HAZARD CENSORED]
Secretary_Helenbot: User Moonever has been kicked from the chat. Reason specified: Attempted to post Memetic Hazard. RAISA has been contacted.
Ecyonok: whoa what the hell
DrSilver: :eyes:
OyyJoyy: Geez what the hell
DrSilver: Why would Never post a memetic?
END LOG
After sufficient memetic scrubbing, the following text-based instance of SCP-XXXX was recovered:
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US YOU NEANDERTHAL TROGLODYTES HOLY DASGDJASAAAAAAAAAAA. THE OTHER DAY MY FRIENDS ON INSTAGRAM SENT ME A MEME LIKE "WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS". MY MOTHER LOOKED AT THE TRASH CAN AND SAID "WOULDNT YOU SAY THATS A BiYT SUSSY" DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG MY OWN FATHER LOOKED AT MY BABY PICTURES AND SAID "BABY MORE LIKE BABSUS" WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
History: Foundation web-crawlers have traced the origins of SCP-XXXX to the Group of Interest "Gamers Against Weed", who seemed to have created it. Infiltration efforts have retrieved the chat logs from the "Gamers Against Weed" Discord server, which is believed to have lead to the creation of SCP-XXXX.
GAMERS AGAINST WEED CHAT LOGS, 26/09/17
DonDeLilo: good morning
opossum: @DonDeLilo greetings
harmpit: hyenlo
kkrule: hey I found a cute picture of a red panda :D
DonDeLilo: @kkrule literally no one cares
kkrule: I bet opossum would say its cute
DanDeLilo: fuck off
kkrule: okay :(
kkrule: @opossum am i right
opossum: that's an subjective opinion, but i'd say it's eh
harmpit: ooh i loyfe animaels! espeshiallie koalas!
opossum: koala??s??????
kkrule: oh great here comes opossum with a whole-ass essay huh
DonDeLilo: and what of it
DonDeLilo: geez this is taking long
opossum: @harmpit koalas are actually disgusting. thats not even an arguable fact they are the worst animals i hate them so much oh my god. they are so hard to take care of and the widespread notion that because they are "cute" (they are ugly as hell) they must be nice right? NO your wrong they're the actual worst
polaricecraps: @opossum no one cares
opossum: im so damn sick of people inisting that koalas are so cute and adorable and hsnmsd god all of you are idiots. Their brains are smooth but your brains seem to be literally smoother.
harmpit: oh geyz whaht happyened.
DonDeLilo: ngl koalas are pretty cute
kkrule: ye
DonDeLilo: the opinion of neanderthals do not matter @kkrule
polaricecraps: sorry opossum im going to have to agree with them here
polaricecraps: coalas do be cute
DonDeLilo: coalas
polaricecraps: lemme shove a coala up your ass and see how far it goes
DonDeLilo: my ass is too tight for that, yours on the other hand?
harmpit: seey! ieye'm write!
opossum: this is actually so stupid. you are all so stupid. gimme a sec
DonDeLilo: oh great what's he doing
GAMERS AGAINST WEED CHAT LOGS, 27/09/17
DanDeLilo: Anyway, back to the flamingoes
opossum: alright clowns, here it is.
DanDeLilo: oh your back
opossum: [koalas.txt]
opossum: read it
polaricecraps: what the hell is that
opossum: proof that koalas are the worst.
DanDeLilo: hholy
DanDeLilo: this is long
opossum: :)
harmpit: henlo!
DanDeLilo: …
DanDeLilo: koalas actually suck wow
polaricecraps: what
polaricecraps: didnt you just say you loved koalas yesterday
DanDeLilo: yeah but they suck
polaricecraps: your making no sense
polaricecraps: theres no way mister "i hate bernie" made a coherent argument
kkrule: you like bernie too?? :D
DanDeLilo: no one gives a damn @kkrule
kkrule: :(
opossum: I make a very convincing argument, as you can see.
polaricecraps: alright I'll read it
polaricecraps: wait what
polaricecraps: jesus wow
polaricecraps: koalas are the worst animals
opossum: so what do you guys think? SHall i post this to reddit/
polaricecraps: ye
DanDeLilo: sure
harmpit: whaayt?
GAMERS AGAINST WEED CHAT LOGS, 3/10/17
polaricecraps: what is with you and hugging flamingoes??
DanDeLilo: why not lol
opossum: i've got some news
polaricecraps: what
opossum: so i posted the koala text to r/askreddit
DanDeLilo: Good, maybe we can eradicate koalas from that sub
opossum: its working alright
kkrule: but I like koalas :(
DanDeLilo: fuck one then
kkrule: :(
opossum: people have started posting it under every picture of a koala they've seen
DanDeLilo: perfect
opossum: that includes places outside r/askreddit
polaricecraps: so its a copypasta now?
opossum: guess so. only means itll spread more lol
polaricecraps: awesome
DanDeLilo: Good. Maybe we can get koalas hunted for sport or something
kkrule: :(
It is currently unknown if the Gamers Against Weed intended for or are aware of the adaptive nature of SCP-XXXX
Update XXXX.1:
Foundation web-crawlers have traced the internet browsing history of SCiP-Net user "Moonever", assigned to Researcher Micycle, and have discovered that he was first exposed to SCP-XXXX within the comment section of a post in the Reddit community "r/greentext". By further tracing his patterns, it was discovered that Researcher Micycle posted the instance of SCP-XXXX he was initially exposed to in the Reddit community "r/CuratedTumblr". Further tracing has discovered over 100 instances of SCP-XXXX, posted within 1 week. A sample of these instances, scrubbed of memetic effects, are included below.
INSTANCE #2, FOUND IN "R/CURATEDTUMBLR"
Context: Instance was found as a text based reply to a text comment in the posts comment section. The comment read as follows: "A man with a pink cat? Watch out for random explosions…".
Popular Media Referenced: Serialized Manga Series "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable".
SCP-XXXX Instance: I hate JoJo fans. They are vermin beneath my feet. All they do is go onto random subreddit and go “iS THat A JOJo ReFErEncE??!!!1” on every single part of the internet that even has a slight resemblance to JoJo. Screw you. Everything isn't JoJo you baboon. A link to a video looks suspicious? JOJO REFERENCE! That's right, they've tried to replace rickrolls. Just shit on a classic piece of internet tradition. SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE CARES ABOUT JOJO. LITERALLY NO ONE CARES, ITS A SHITTY SHOW FOR SHITTY PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO DIE A SHITTY DEATH. I AM GOING TO SEND EVERY JOJO FAN INTO SPACE. OOPS! THATS A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE, ISNT IT? "HAHA JOJO REFERENCE HAHAHAHA" WELL AT LEAST ILL BE CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY INSTEAD OF FESTERING IN MY MOMS BASEMENT POSTING JOJO REFERENCE AFTER JOJO REFERENCE. EVERY JOJO FAN THAT DIES A PAINFUL DEATH GIVES ME A MILLION MOLECULES OF SEROTONIN. That's right. I've killed JoJo fans. Crushed their pathetic skulls beneath my feet. Please, spread the word. Every JoJo fan deserves to be waterboarded to death. Thank you.
End Comments: Instance had recieved 567 "upvotes" and several replies commenting on the apparent humor of the instance.
INSTANCE #10, FOUND IN DISCORD SERVER "MOCHI TERRACE"
Context: Instance was found as a response to an image of a humanoid female drawn in the Japanese "Anime" style. Image was captioned with "rem best girl :D"
Popular Media Referenced: Anime Series "RE:Zero"
SCP-XXXX Instance: Stop. You are never going to date your anime waifu. She's not real, she's a fictional character. Get a life you degenerate. You cant suck her lips you monkey. Here we are, contributing to society like good civilized humans while you fester in your moms basement frothing over your fake anime waifu. Pathetic. Your an animal, you know that? An actual animal? Imagine unironically thirsting over a 2D girl. She doesn't even have a third dimension. Her big fat boobs arent even big or fat! You're disgusting. You'll never be Japanese, weaboo. YOU'LL NEVER BE JAPANESE, WEABOO. YOU'LL NEVER MARRY YOUR BIG BOOBY DREAM WAIFU, YOU DEGENERATE. SHE ISN'T REAL! SHE ISN'T REALY YOU ANIMAL AND SHE NEVER WILL BE. NOW STOP FROTHING OVER A DRAWING BEFORE I BASH YOUR SKULL IN.
End Comments: Instance had recieved a laughing emoticon reaction. Several users commented on the apparent humor of the instance.
INSTANCE #97, FOUND IN REDDIT COMMUNITY "R/MEMES"
Context: Instance was found as a reply within a comment thread. The comment the instance directly replied to read as follows: "ngl i think fortnite is pretty fun. just my honest opinion tho"
Popular Media Referenced: Online Battle Royale Video Game "Fortnite: Battle Royale"
SCP-XXXX Instance: fortnate is da bes gaem everr because its like pubg but better and better than stupid minecraft >:(((((((. i get to see big bobs on the wamen <3 <3 <3 the big bobs make feel good ahahahaa. i get that number 1 victory royale chiken din din. >:OOOO YOU DISSS NINJA??? YORE JUST JEALOUS HACKER HACKER NO LIFE LOSER DAB ON THE HATERS HAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT GET NUMBER 1 VICTORY ROYALE EVERYONE STEAL FROM FORTNITE MINECRAFT IS STEALS FROM FORTKNIFE AND PUBG IS COPY FIRTNITE FORTNITE BEST GAME OF ALL UNIVERSE AHAHAHAHAHAAA i get that victory royale [several emoticon faces depiciting a yellow-skinned person wearing sunglasses] am so cool come play forntnite.
End Comments: Instance had recieved 245 "upvotes" and several comments agreeing with the author.
:root { --timeScale: 1; --timeDelay: 0s; } /* Converting middle divider from box-shadow to ::before pseudo-element */ .anom-bar > .bottom-box { box-shadow: none!important; } .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before { position: absolute; content: " "; width: 100%; height: 0.5rem; background-color: rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); transform: translateY(-0.74rem); } /* DIVIDER */ .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before { animation-name: divider; animation-duration: calc(0.74s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* CLASSIFIED LEVEL BARS */ div.top-center-box > * { animation-name: bar; animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: ease-out; animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.32s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.61s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.95s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } /* TOP TEXT */ div.top-left-box, div.top-right-box { clip-path: polygon( 0% -50%, 150% -50%, 150% 100%, 0% 100%); } div.top-left-box > *, div.top-right-box > * { position: relative; animation-name: bottomup; animation-duration: calc(0.65s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: ease-out; animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* CONTAINMENT, DISRUPTION, RISK CLASSES */ div.text-part > * { clip-path: polygon( 0% 0%, 100% 0%, 100% 100%, 0% 100%); animation-name: expand2; animation-duration: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.text-part > :nth-child(1) { animation-name: expand1; } div.text-part > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.text-part > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.text-part > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.86s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.main-class::before, div.main-class::after { animation-name: iconslide; animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* BOTTOM TEXT */ div.main-class > *, div.disrupt-class > *, div.risk-class > * { animation-name: flowIn; animation-duration: calc(0.42s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: ease-out; animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* DIAMOND */ div.arrows { animation-name: arrowspin; animation-duration: calc(0.7s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.quadrants > * { animation-name: fade; animation-duration: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.top-icon, div.right-icon, div.left-icon, div.bottom-icon { animation-name: nodegrow; animation-duration: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.diamond-part { clip-path: polygon( -10% 0.37%, 120% 0.37%, 120% 100%, -10% 100%); animation-name: diamondBorder; animation-duration: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94); animation-fill-mode: backwards; will-change: box-shadow; } /* MOBILE QUERY */ @media (max-width: 480px ) { .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before { display:none; } .anom-bar > .bottom-box { box-shadow: 0 -0.5rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12))!important; } div.top-center-box > * { animation-name: bar-mobile; animation-duration: calc(0.9s * var(--timeScale)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } } /*--- Motion Accessibility ---*/ @media (prefers-reduced-motion) { div.anom-bar-container { --timeScale: 0; } } /*-------------------------*/ @keyframes divider { from { max-width: 0%; } to { max-width: 100%; } } @keyframes bar { from { max-width: 0%; } to { max-width: 100%; } } @keyframes bar-mobile { from { max-height: 0%; } to { max-height: 100%; } } @keyframes bottomup { from { top: 100px; } to { top: 0; } } @keyframes expand1 { from { opacity: 0; clip-path: inset(0 calc(100% - 0.75rem) 0 0);} to { opacity: 1; clip-path: inset(0);} } @keyframes iconslide { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateX(-5rem);} to { opacity: 1; transform: translateX(0);} } @keyframes expand2 { from { opacity: 0; max-width: 1%;} to { opacity: 1; max-width: 100%;} } @keyframes fade { from { opacity: 0;} to { opacity: 1;} } @keyframes flowIn { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); } to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); } } @keyframes arrowspin { from { clip-path: circle(0%); transform: rotate(135deg); } to { clip-path: circle(75%); transform: rotate(0deg); } } @keyframes nodegrow { from { transform: scale(0);} to { transform: scale(1);} } @keyframes diamondBorder { from { box-shadow: -0.5rem -20rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); } to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); } }
Special Containment Procedures: All electric doors leading to or out of security offices within all Foundation Sites are to be removed and replaced with manually opened doors. All installed electrical components are to be removed from security offices. Monitoring of security cameras is to be done in an auxiliary site, outside of any main Foundation Sites.
Description: SCP-1983-J is a spatial anomaly which manifests at random intervals within randomly selected Foundation-controlled security offices. No reports of any phenomenon similar to SCP-1983-J has been reported outside the Foundation. SCP-1983-J manifests as soon as any member of the Foundation employed as security personnel enters the room. The architecture of the room will alter itself from within. The room will have been re-arranged to become rectangular in shape, with two electrical security doors on either side of the room. A chair and desk will be positioned in the middle of the room, with a small electric fan being the only source of ventilation within the room. Despite this, the room has never been recorded to exceed normal room temperature. A tablet will be found placed on the table. The tablet matches no known model or make and has touchscreen capabilities.
The electric doors on either side of the room are operated via two buttons located beside them. Both buttons are large and square shaped, positioned one above the other. The bottom button, coloured white, is labelled “LIGHT”. Pressing the button activates a white filament light bulb just above the hallways outside the corresponding door. The upper button, coloured red, is unlabelled. Pressing this button shuts the corresponding electric security door at a rapid speed. The door draws incredible amounts of energy from the on-site generator when shut, while it draws no energy when opened. Leaving one or both doors closed for extended periods of time has resulted in site-wide blackouts.
The tablet found on the table gives the user access to the security camera footage on-site. The footage itself will always be heavily grainy and be heavily desaturated. Recorded footage is non-anomalous. In the bottom right corner, a map of the site is presented with numbered boxes in places corresponding to security camera locations. Pressing these boxes allows the user to switch the camera feed being streamed to their device. Although the tablet has no direct connection to the on-site mainframe, the tablet still somehow draws a relatively exorbitant amount of energy from the on-site generators.
Update 1983-J.1:
An investigation was launched to determine the mechanisms by which the appliances within SCP-1983-J instances use. The doors have been successfully dismantled to reveal a glass gyroscope embedded into the upper frame of the door. On the bottom of the sphere, a label is found which reads "Fazbear Illogical Game Mechanic Enforcement Sphere". Below is the test used to determine the function of the "Fazbear Illogical Game Mechanic Enforcement Sphere."
TEST #1, F.I.G.M.E.S. FUNCTIONALITY
Date: 29/06/21
Time: 04:21
Dr Micycle "Mike" Aftan is seen holding the F.I.G.M.E.S. in his right hand. The bottom of the F.I.G.M.E.S. is connected via cable to the Foundation mainframe. He is seen wearing a completely purple suit and black tie.
Dr Aftan: Alright, this is test number 1 for the functionality of the F.I.G.M.E.S.
Aftan looks towards an electrical operator.
Dr Aftan: Alright, turn it on.
The operator allows electricity to flow into the F.I.G.M.E.S.. Immediately, the sphere drags the right hand of Dr Aftnan to the floor with it, creating a huge dent in the concrete.
Dr Aftan is heard grunting.
Dr Aftan: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL?!
Dr Aftan moves his thumb towards the cable on top of the sphere, attempting to disconnect the cable.
Dr Aftan: TURN IT OFF DAMN IT!
The electrical operator moves to stop the electrical flow.
He accidentally increases the flow further.
Dr Aftan's hand crashes through the floor. The F.I.G.M.E.S. falls out of his hand and falls through the hole, tearing through the Earths crust. Moments later, the entire room goes black, a large droning sound signalling the generators turning off. The recording stops moments later.
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