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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE CONTAINS A TYPE PHOBOS-NOIA INFOHAZARD.

IF YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED PROPER INFOHAZARD INOCULATION FOR A PHOBOS-NOIA INFOHAZARD PLEASE CLOSE THE TAB, AND REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL INFOHAZARDOUS AMNESTICS DIVISION OFFICER IMMEDIATELY, INFORMING HIM/HER/OTHER, THAT YOU REQUIRE AMNESTIC TREATMENT FOR A PHOBOS-NOIA INFOHAZARD. BY CONTINUING TO READ THIS DOCUMENT, YOU WILL AFFIRM THAT YOU HAVE RECEIVED PROPER INOCULATION FOR A PHOBOS-NOIA INFOHAZARD AND THAT YOU SIGN OFF ALL RIGHTS TO ANY TREATMENT TO THIS HAZARD, ANY BENEFITS TOWARDS FAMILY OR SELF THAT MAY HAVE BEEN RECEIVED FROM YOUR HARM/INJURY/DEATH, AND ARE LEGALLY BOUND TO NOT DISCLOSE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THIS SCP WITHOUT PRIOR KNOWLEDGE THAT ALL POSSIBLE DISCLOSEES HAVE RECEIVED PROPER INOCULATION AND KNOW OF THEY RIGHTS THAT THEY WILL BE LOSING BY LISTENING.