Meat Loafers

:root {
    --timeScale: 1;
    --timeDelay: 0s;
}
 
/* Converting middle divider from box-shadow to ::before pseudo-element */
.anom-bar > .bottom-box { box-shadow: none!important; }
.anom-bar > .bottom-box::before {
    position: absolute;
    content: " ";
    width: 100%;
    height: 0.5rem;
    background-color: rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12));
    transform: translateY(-0.74rem);
}
 
/* DIVIDER */
.anom-bar > .bottom-box::before {
    animation-name: divider;
    animation-duration: calc(0.74s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
/* CLASSIFIED LEVEL BARS */
div.top-center-box  > * {
    animation-name: bar;
    animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.32s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.61s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.95s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
 
/* TOP TEXT */
div.top-left-box, div.top-right-box {
    clip-path: polygon( 0% -50%, 150% -50%, 150% 100%, 0% 100%);
}
 
div.top-left-box > *, div.top-right-box > * {
    position: relative;
    animation-name: bottomup;
    animation-duration: calc(0.65s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
/* CONTAINMENT, DISRUPTION, RISK CLASSES */
div.text-part > * {
    clip-path: polygon( 0% 0%, 100% 0%, 100% 100%, 0% 100%);
    animation-name: expand2;
    animation-duration: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
div.text-part > :nth-child(1) {
    animation-name: expand1;
}
div.text-part > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.text-part > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.text-part > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.86s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
 
div.main-class::before, div.main-class::after {
    animation-name: iconslide;
    animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 /* BOTTOM TEXT */
div.main-class > *,  div.disrupt-class > *, div.risk-class > * {
    animation-name: flowIn;
    animation-duration: calc(0.42s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
/* DIAMOND */
div.arrows {
    animation-name: arrowspin;
    animation-duration: calc(0.7s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
div.quadrants > * {
    animation-name: fade;
    animation-duration: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
div.top-icon, div.right-icon, div.left-icon, div.bottom-icon {
    animation-name: nodegrow;
    animation-duration: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
div.diamond-part {
    clip-path: polygon( -10% 0.37%, 120% 0.37%, 120% 100%, -10% 100%);
    animation-name: diamondBorder;
    animation-duration: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
    will-change: box-shadow;
}
 
/* MOBILE QUERY */
@media (max-width: 480px ) {
    .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before {
        display:none;
    }
    .anom-bar > .bottom-box {
        box-shadow: 0 -0.5rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12))!important;
    }
    div.top-center-box  > * {
        animation-name: bar-mobile;
        animation-duration: calc(0.9s * var(--timeScale));
    }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
 
}
/*--- Motion Accessibility ---*/
@media (prefers-reduced-motion) {
    div.anom-bar-container { --timeScale: 0; }
}
 
/*-------------------------*/
 
@keyframes divider {
    from { max-width: 0%;  }
    to { max-width: 100%; }
}
 
@keyframes bar {
    from { max-width: 0%; }
    to { max-width: 100%; }
}
@keyframes bar-mobile {
    from { max-height: 0%; }
    to { max-height: 100%; }
}
 
@keyframes bottomup {
    from { top: 100px; }
    to { top: 0; }
}
 
@keyframes expand1 {
    from { opacity: 0; clip-path: inset(0 calc(100% - 0.75rem) 0 0);}
    to { opacity: 1; clip-path: inset(0);}
}
@keyframes iconslide {
    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateX(-5rem);}
    to { opacity: 1; transform: translateX(0);}
}
 
@keyframes expand2 {
    from { opacity: 0; max-width: 1%;}
    to { opacity: 1; max-width: 100%;}
}
@keyframes fade {
    from { opacity: 0;}
    to { opacity: 1;}
}
 
@keyframes flowIn {
    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); }
    to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); }
}
 
@keyframes arrowspin {
    from { clip-path: circle(0%); transform: rotate(135deg); }
    to { clip-path: circle(75%); transform: rotate(0deg); }
}
@keyframes nodegrow {
    from { transform: scale(0);}
    to {  transform: scale(1);}
}
@keyframes diamondBorder {
    from { box-shadow: -0.5rem -20rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
    to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
}

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@supports((display: -ms-grid) or (display: grid)) {
    @media only screen and (min-width: 769px) {
        #side-bar .close-menu {
            display: block;
            position: fixed;
            top: 0.25rem;
            left: 0.5rem;
            width: 3rem;
            opacity: 1;
            pointer-events: all;
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu img {
            color: transparent;
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu::before,
        #side-bar .close-menu::after {
            content: "";
            box-sizing: border-box;
            position: fixed;
            display: block;
            top: 0.25rem;
            left: 0.5rem;
            width: 3rem;
            height: 3rem;
            padding: 0;
            margin: 0;
            text-align: center;
            pointer-events: all;
            cursor: pointer;
            -webkit-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -o-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -moz-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu::before {
            --mask: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3C%3Fxml version='1.0' %3F%3E%3C!DOCTYPE svg PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD SVG 1.1//EN' 'http://www.w3.org/Graphics/SVG/1.1/DTD/svg11.dtd'%3E%3Csvg height='32px' id='Layer_1' style='enable-background:new 0 0 32 32;' version='1.1' viewBox='0 0 32 32' width='32px' xml:space='preserve' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' xmlns:xlink='http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink'%3E%3Cpath d='M4,10h24c1.104,0,2-0.896,2-2s-0.896-2-2-2H4C2.896,6,2,6.896,2,8S2.896,10,4,10z M28,14H4c-1.104,0-2,0.896-2,2 s0.896,2,2,2h24c1.104,0,2-0.896,2-2S29.104,14,28,14z M28,22H4c-1.104,0-2,0.896-2,2s0.896,2,2,2h24c1.104,0,2-0.896,2-2 S29.104,22,28,22z'/%3E%3C/svg%3E");
            z-index: -1;
            background-color: var(--toggle-icon-color, rgb(var(--sidebar-links-text))) !important;
            -webkit-mask: var(--mask);
            mask: var(--mask);
            -webkit-mask-repeat: no-repeat;
            mask-repeat: no-repeat;
            -webkit-mask-position: 50% 50%;
            mask-position: 50% 50%;
            -webkit-mask-size: 60%;
            mask-size: 60%;
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu::after {
            z-index: -2;
            background-color: var(--toggle-button-bg, rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-color))) !important;
            -webkit-border-radius: var(--toggle-roundness, 50%);
            -moz-border-radius: var(--toggle-roundness, 50%);
            border-radius: var(--toggle-roundness, 50%);
            border: var(--toggle-border-color, rgb(var(--swatch-border-color))) var(--toggle-border-width, 0.25rem) solid;
        }
 
        #side-bar:focus-within .close-menu::before,
        #side-bar:focus-within .close-menu::after {
            opacity: 0;
        }
 
        #side-bar {
            display: block;
            position: fixed;
            top: 0;
            left: -webkit-calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop)*-1);
            left: -moz-calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop)*-1);
            left: calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop)*-1);
            z-index: 10;
            -webkit-transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -o-transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -moz-transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            height: 100%;
            overflow-y: auto;
            overflow-x: hidden;
            margin-top: 0;
        }
 
        #side-bar:focus-within {
            left: 0;
        }
 
        #side-bar .side-block {
            margin-top: 1rem;
            background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0, 0);
            -webkit-border-radius: 0;
            -moz-border-radius: 0;
            border-radius: 0;
            border-left-width: 0px;
            border-right-width: 0px;
        }
 
        #main-content::before {
            content: "";
            display: block;
            position: fixed;
            top: 0;
            right: 0;
            z-index: -1;
            opacity: 0;
            -webkit-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -o-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -moz-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            margin-left: var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop);
            background: rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-black-color), .3) 1px 1px repeat;
            padding-right: 0;
            width: 100%;
            height: 100vh;
            pointer-events: none;
            z-index: 99;
        }
 
        #side-bar:focus-within~#main-content::before {
            width: -webkit-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
            width: -moz-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
            width: calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
            opacity: 1;
            pointer-events: all;
        }
 
        #content-wrap {
            display: -webkit-box;
            display: -webkit-flex;
            display: -moz-box;
            display: -ms-flexbox;
            display: flex;
            -webkit-box-orient: horizontal;
            -webkit-box-direction: normal;
            -webkit-flex-direction: row;
            -moz-box-orient: horizontal;
            -moz-box-direction: normal;
            -ms-flex-direction: row;
            flex-direction: row;
            width: -webkit-calc(100vw - (100vw - 100%));
            width: -moz-calc(100vw - (100vw - 100%));
            width: calc(100vw - (100vw - 100%));
            min-height: -webkit-calc(100vh - -webkit-calc(var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 10.125rem)));
            min-height: -moz-calc(100vh - -moz-calc(var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 10.125rem)));
            min-height: calc(100vh - calc(var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 10.125rem)));
            -webkit-box-flex: 2;
            -webkit-flex-grow: 2;
            -moz-box-flex: 2;
            -ms-flex-positive: 2;
            flex-grow: 2;
            height: auto;
            position: relative;
            margin: 0 auto;
            max-width: inherit;
        }
 
        #main-content {
            width: 100%;
            position: initial;
            max-height: 100%;
            padding: 2rem 1rem;
            width: 45.8rem;
            max-width: 45.8rem;
            margin: 0 auto;
        }
 
        @media not all and (min-resolution:.001dpcm) {
            @supports (-webkit-appearance:none) {
                #side-bar {
                    -webkit-transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    -o-transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    -moz-transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    padding-right: 0;
                    background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0, 0);
                    pointer-events: all;
                    overflow-x: visible;
                    overflow-y: visible;
                    z-index: 999;
                }
 
                #side-bar::-webkit-scrollbar {
                    opacity: 0;
                    -webkit-transition: opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    transition: opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                }
 
                #side-bar .close-menu::before {
                    z-index: 999;
                }
 
                #side-bar .close-menu::after {
                    z-index: 998;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover .close-menu::before {
                    opacity: 0;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover {
                    left: 0;
                    background-color: rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-color), 1);
                    padding-right: 0;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover::-webkit-scrollbar {
                    opacity: 1;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover~#main-content::before {
                    width: -webkit-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
                    width: -moz-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
                    width: calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
                    opacity: 1;
                    pointer-events: all;
                }
            }
        }
    }
}

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@supports((display: -ms-grid) or (display: grid)) {
:root {
    /* header measurements */
    --header-height-on-desktop: 10rem;
    --header-height-on-mobile: 10rem;
    --header-h1-font-size: -webkit-calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
    --header-h1-font-size: -moz-calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
    --header-h1-font-size: calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
}
 
#header {
    background: none;
}
 
#header::before {
    content: " ";
    position: absolute;
    width: 100%;
    height: 100%;
    left: 0;
    top: 0.75rem;
    background-image: var(--logo-image);
    background-repeat: no-repeat;
    background-position: center -3.5rem;
    -webkit-background-size: auto 8rem;
    -moz-background-size: auto 8rem;
    -o-background-size: auto 8rem;
    background-size: auto 8rem;
    background-position: center top;
    opacity: 0.45;
    pointer-events: none;
}
 
#header h1,
#header h1 a,
#header h1 a::before {
    position: absolute;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    margin: 0;
    padding: 0;
    width: 100%;
    height: 100%;
    display: -webkit-box;
    display: -webkit-flex;
    display: -moz-box;
    display: -ms-flexbox;
    display: flex;
    -webkit-box-align: center;
    -webkit-align-items: center;
    -moz-box-align: center;
    -ms-flex-align: center;
    align-items: center;
    -webkit-box-pack: center;
    -webkit-justify-content: center;
    -moz-box-pack: center;
    -ms-flex-pack: center;
    justify-content: center;
    max-height: inherit;
    z-index: 0;
}
 
#header>h1>a>span {
    width: 100%;
    height: 100%;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    max-width: inherit;
}
 
#header h1 {
    height: -webkit-calc(100% - 2.25rem);
    height: -moz-calc(100% - 2.25rem);
    height: calc(100% - 2.25rem);
}
 
#header h1 a::before,
#header h1 a {
    text-align: center;
    line-height: 0.8;
}
 
#header h2,
#header h2 span,
#header h2 span::before {
    position: absolute;
    left: 0;
    top: 0.15em;
    margin-left: 0;
    padding: 0;
    width: 100%;
    display: -webkit-box;
    display: -webkit-flex;
    display: -moz-box;
    display: -ms-flexbox;
    display: flex;
    -webkit-box-align: end;
    -webkit-align-items: flex-end;
    -moz-box-align: end;
    -ms-flex-align: end;
    align-items: flex-end;
    -webkit-box-pack: center;
    -webkit-justify-content: center;
    -moz-box-pack: center;
    -ms-flex-pack: center;
    justify-content: center;
    max-height: inherit;
    z-index: 0;
    text-transform: uppercase;
    pointer-events: none;
}
 
#login-status {
    min-height: -webkit-calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
    min-height: -moz-calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
    min-height: calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
    -webkit-border-radius: .0625rem;
    -moz-border-radius: .0625rem;
    border-radius: .0625rem;
    -webkit-border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
    -moz-border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
    border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
    color: rgb(var(--pale-gray-monochrome));
    background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);
    -webkit-box-sizing: border-box;
    -moz-box-sizing: border-box;
    box-sizing: border-box;
    -webkit-box-flex: 1;
    -webkit-flex-grow: 1;
    -moz-box-flex: 1;
    -ms-flex-positive: 1;
    flex-grow: 1;
    left: 3%;
    right: initial;
}
 
#login-status .printuser {
    --wght: 900;
    position: relative;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-menutxt-light-color));
    -webkit-box-shadow: none;
    -moz-box-shadow: none;
    box-shadow: none;
    padding: 0.25rem;
    margin: 0;
    font-weight: 900;
}
 
#login-status #my-account {
    --wght: 300;
    color: rgb(var(--pale-gray-monochrome));
    font-weight: 300;
}
 
#login-status #account-topbutton {
    border: initial;
    padding: 0.5em 0.5em 0.5em 0.25em;
    position: relative;
    height: 100%;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    margin: 0;
    font-size: 1em;
}
 
#account-options {
    width: auto;
    padding: 0.5em;
    border-color: rgba(var(--bright-accent));
    background: var(--gradient-header);
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
}
 
#account-options ul li a {
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
}
 
#account-options li a:hover {
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
    text-decoration: underline;
}
 
@media only screen and (min-width: 769px) {
    #search-top-box {
        right: 3%;
        top: 0.5rem;
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form>input,
    #search-top-box-form>input:hover,
    #search-top-box-form>input:focus {
        background: rgb(var(--black-monochrome));
    }   
 
    #search-top-box-form>input {        
        -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
        -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
        box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form>input:hover,
    #search-top-box-form>input:focus {
        -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
        -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
        box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"],
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:focus, 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:hover {  
        border: none;
        border-left: 0.0625rem solid rgb(var(--swatch-primary-darkest));
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        color: rgb(var(--swatch-menutxt-light-color));
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        background: rgb(var(--swatch-primary));
        -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
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        box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
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}
 
#page-title {
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        --header-h1-font-size: -webkit-calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
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        top: 0.25rem;
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}

Item#: 135520-j

Level2

Containment Class:

esoteric safe

Secondary Class:

maksur

Disruption Class:

dark

Risk Class:

caution

link to memo

Assigned Site	Site Director	Research Head	Assigned Task Force
Site-516	Director Tom York	Ivy Parnel	N/A

Special Containment Procedures: All SCP 135520-j instances are too be kept in seperate hamster cages with several colorful tubes, all instances are to be served meat only¹ SCP 135520-j Instances are allowed to be in the same cage when supervised by two non-vegan personnel² The re-building of SCP 135520-j "The meat god" must be prevented at all costs (See Incident 135520-j-3)

Description: SCP-135520-j is comprised of 7.5³ creatures that if united can create a single entity, SCP 135520-j-A. SCP 135520-j-A's creation is to be prevented at all costs⁴ each 135520-j creature has a name and nickname listen below⁵

• Sir "Head" Cer (SCP 135520-j-1)
• Skap "Left" Arm (SCP 135520-j-2)
• Scap "Right" Arm (SCP 135520-j-3)
• Tit Thick "Upper Torso" (SCP 135520-j-4)
• Pant "Lower Torso" Supreme (SCP 135520-j-5.5)⁶,⁷
• Fem "Left" Leg (SCP 135520-j-6)
• Fem "Right" Leg. (SCP 135520-j-7)

Below are the personality traits of each instance, these traits are to be read by all personnel assigned to SCP 135520-j instances to ease communication and take correct procautions.

SCP 135520-j-1

SCP 135520-j-1 Is the brain or head of all instances, when all SCP 135520-j instances unite he gets placed as the head, he makes smarter decisions, after an IQ test it was revealed that he is smarted then the average 4 year old. SCP 135520-j-1 has the speech capabilities of the average 60 year old, his age is unknown. Like all SCP 135520-j instances he is obsessed with meat but also tends to like poetry, he is still trying to put a cube in a circle though. He is the least meat obsessed SCP 135520-j instance but he still hates all forms of food not meat. He is also the founder of The Church Of the Broken Meat God (See Addendum-SCP 135520-j-2)

SCP 135520-j-2

SCP 135520-j-2 is the weakling of the group, when SCP 135520-j instances unite he gets placed as the left arm, like all instances he dislikes any non meat food but is obsessed with meat, saying how it will "Make Him Stronger" keep dreaming bud. His speech capabilities are equivilent to a 6 year old and his intelligence is rather low. He is prone to believe most things said to him.

SCP 135520-j-3

SCP 135520-j-3 is the complete oppisite to CP 135520-j-2, while slightly smarter CP 135520-j-3 is stronger then CP 135520-j-2, when SCP 135520-j instances unite he gets placed as the right arm, he heavily dislikes all things non-meat and eats the most meat out of the group, unlike SCP 135520-j-2 he actually works out after eating, basically SCP 135520-j-2 a bag of useless shit⁸

SCP 135520-j-4

SCP 135520-j-4 has the average intelligence of a 2 year old, when all SCP 135520-j instances unite she⁹,¹⁰ is the upper torso, she is just there I guess? She is the most "Religious" follower of the Church of the Broken Meat God, she's just a side character when the SCP 135520-j instances are apart.

SCP 135520-j-5

SCP 135520-j-5 is the dumbest in the group, he is allergic to any vegetable¹¹ when all SCP 135520-j instances unite he appears as the lower torso, he has a conjoined twin SCP 135520-j-5.5, when not in a united state SCP 135520-j-5.5 can be seen between his legs.¹²

SCP 135520-j-5.5

SCP 135520-j-5.5 is surprisingly almost as smart as SCP 135520-j-1 it seems that he took away all the intelligence from SCP 135520-j-5, when all SCP 135520-j instances unite he appears as the male genetilia¹³,¹⁴,¹⁵ he helps SCP 135520-j-1 make decisions (See [ADDENDUM EXPUNGED FOLLOWING O-5 REQUEST]¹⁶

SCP 135520-j-6

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SCP 135520-j-7

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Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

Footnotes

1. DO NOT GIVE THAT ABOMINATION 135520-j-5.5 VEGETABLES AGAIN, THE SITE IS STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT SEVERE DIAAREHA- Dir. Tom York

2. Poor mike, violated by meat… wait that doesn't sound good

3. what the fuck is the 0.5- oh right.

4. Please, for the sake of all plants

5. They're nicknames also including the bodypart they are for some reason.

6. SCP 135520-j-5.5 has a conjoined twin called: Big "Dick" Sausage hence the 0.5

7. What the actual fuck.

8. Hey don't be rude! :(

9. Wait it's a she?

10. DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!

11. Somehow even if he sees one he gets an allergic reaction. What a nerd amirite?

12. Please spare my eyes

13. I quit

14. Get your ass back here Ivy.-Dir. Tom York

15. God don't mention ass right now.

16. I think what he does is pretty obvious. O5-2