Dr Ivan Leonhart

INTRODUCTION

G'day and Welcome to my Sandbox Page.

If I asked you to come here, you'll be wanting to read Extraterrestrial Mobile.

This is where I'll be keeping my Sandbox SCP's until maybe one day I can develop SCP's properly for the SCP Foundation. Your feedback is much appreciated, if you have any ideas that could help any of my projects look, sound, feel, smell, taste better, let me know!

I'm thinking of new ideas whenever I get the chance, but with 5,000 Existing SCP's and Thousands more on other Sandbox pages, who knows how long it is until I accidentally recreate an SCP.

Kind Regards,
Dr Ivan Leonhart
Email: moc.liamg|trahnoel.x.navI#moc.liamg|trahnoel.x.navI
Phone: [DATA EXPUNGED]

EXTRATERRESTRIAL MOBILE

ITEM NUMBER: - SCP-███
OBJECT CLASS: - [AWAITING CLASSIFICATION]

Photograph of SCP-███ once delivered to Research Site-45. Screen has been Redacted for reasons above your pay grade.

CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-███ is to be stored in Locker Room 12 at Research Site-45. Locker Room 12 has been specifically designed to store SCP-███, as the walls have been insulated with Copper and Aluminium to block any foreign signals from reaching SCP-███. Any members who wishes to transport SCP-███ to a secure testing area (with prior permission) are to wrap the device in Aluminium foil.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-███ was discovered in Western Australia after an Unregistered Satellite entered the Earth's Atmosphere. At the impact site (coincidentally near Research Site-45), among the rubble, the Foundation was able to secure SCP-███, but unfortunately not the Satellite

SCP-███ is a heavily damaged and weathered Electronic Communication Transmitter and Receiver. Though SCP-███ may look like an outdated cellular device on the outside, internally, the device is extremely complicated and made from non-periodic elements.

SCP-███ has been estimated to have a Processing Speed of up to 6.85 petaflops, which for comparison is nearly as much as the The Pleiades Supercomputer which has a peak of 7.25 petaflops.
SCP-███ receives an "Internet" like signal from what we believe to be an off-earth source. While connected to Signal, several applications installed on the device can be operated.

Additional Information: We have determined that SCP-███ is unable of installing new applications, and only comes with 7 (seven) default applications. Printed onto the side of SCP-███ is a serial number, displaying that there is at least up to 800 of these devices.

Below is a list of the applications, and their corresponding tests. If you require any additional information regarding any of the below tests, please contact Dr. James Dr. M████████

Application Similar to Messages
Date: 18/FEB/████
Appearance: The Application is called Visual Communication (Translation) and is of a solid green colour.
Outcome: The Application has "Visual Communications" to several separate recipients stored. To save time, we will come back to this later for Translation.

Application Similar to Safari
Date: 18/FEB/████
Appearance: The Application is called "Cyber Information" (Translation) and is of a solid white colour.
Outcome: Several Hundred Tabs of █████ ████. SCP-███ Promptly Froze. Subject reported a burning smell emitting from within. SCP-███was restarted to save the device from any internal damage and the Subject was sent to the site's infirmary to be treated for chemical inhalation.

Application Similar to Facebook (Possibly)
Date: 18/FEB/████
Appearance: The Application is called "Stalk your Friends" (Translation) and is of a solid blue colour.
Outcome: The Application is signed in as █████████, who we believe to be of a Male Sex. █████████ has only 9 "Common Inhabitants" (Translation). The 9 identities will remain anonymous for the time being as all 9 have "Locked" (Translation) accounts.

Unknown Application
Date: 19/FEB/████
Appearance: The Application is unnamed and is of a solid red colour.
Additional Appearance: The application has no features other than a large, unlabelled red button.
Outcome: Subject was for some reason reluctant to press said button, and frankly I don't have the time frame to deal with him. So I took matters into my own hands and pressed the button, but with no apparent and immediate effect. I repeated the action two more times still with no effect.

GENERAL NOTICE: As of 21/FEB/████, Dr. James is no longer with the Foundation. Further testing has been handed over to Dr. M████████. Furthermore, testing of the "Unknown Application" has been suspended indefinitely. All this can be further read about in Incident Log ███-01

INCIDENT ███-01

[EXPUNGED]: Good Evening Doctor.

Dr. James: Erh, Hello?

[EXPUNGED]: Just quickly, you understand that the following will be recorded under a record of conversation and possibly a future incident report if requests. You understand that your name may or may not be redacted for security reasons.

Dr. James: Incident Log? Uh, Yeah Yeah, Sure but can I ask why I am…

[EXPUNGED]: We will get into that in a minute, please turn your chair to the screen.

Dr. James: Uh, Yeah Sure.

The Screen Switches on, playing back a recorded Channel 7 News Broadcast

Wow, so are you saying free-range dogs could soon be on the mar…

[Fast Forward]

The Workout your man wants to increase the size of your breas…

[Fast Forward]

This just in, Canada has sustained a significant amount of damage and is in a political crisis after being the target of three nuclear warhead attacks. Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver have been entirely obliterated. Government Officials are trying to understand where the warheads came from, and the what death toll has occ….
I… I can't, my mother was in Montreal… Oh god…

[Pause]

Dr. James: I… Don't get it… is this another SCP? Like, a fake media outlet?

[EXPUNGED]: Sadly, no. Canada is in shambles.

Dr. James: But… what does this have to do with m…

More coming in, Canadian Officials in the new ground zero were able to locate the remains of Warhead number 2. Printed on the size of the battered metal is a logo which may give insight to the origin. No images have surfaced yet, but it has been described as a Circle with three arrows pointing inwards.

If anyone can identify this mysterious emblem, they are asked to contact the Cana…

[Pause]

Dr. James: Wow, what are the chances, sounds a lot like out logo.

[EXPUNGED]: That is because… it is.
We were able to intercept the photographs from reaching the media. Those Nuclear Warheads are identical to the Omega-5 Warheads.

Dr. James: Wait, so…. Why did we Nuke Canada?

[EXPUNGED]: We didn't… YOU did.
You and that goddamned Phone.

DENIED

THE EQUATION

"THE EQUATION" HAS BEEN CANCELLED

Due to Similarities between SCP-012 and "The Equation", I will be throwing this idea into the Foundation Incinerator. As fun as it was to write this SCP, I can agree with the Decisions of the reviewer.

Kind Regards,
Dr Ivan Leonhart
Email: moc.liamg|trahnoel.x.navI#moc.liamg|trahnoel.x.navI
Phone: [DATA EXPUNGED]

ITEM NUMBER - SCP-███
OBJECT CLASS - [AWAITING CLASSIFICATION]

Photograph of SCP-███ moments after original containment. Equation has been blurred to protect any staff accessing this report from the negative effects of SCP-███.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-███ is confirmed to be a highly complex Mathematical Equation on what appeared to be a standard School-used Blackboard. (Annex 1)

Subjects who are to see SCP-███ or more specifically, the Mathematical Equation that is permanently unified to SCP-███, have been identified to not suffer any negative affects for 20-24 Hours. After the certain amount of time has passed of which current tests have lead us to believe varies on Intelligence, the Subject(s) in question will begin to grow an obsession to the Equation, stating absurd ideas to 'Simplify' the Equation.

Another 10-20 Hours later, the Subject(s) will begin to act to an insane level, and will begin to cause harm to themselves and others unless allowed to enter SCP-███'s Containment Chamber. Subjects who are to make it this far, are at the 'No-Return' Point, and we are currently awaiting for O-5 approval to allow termination to anyone who reaches this segment of SCP-███'s effects.

Based on multiple events, it is believed that any attempt to simply the Equation will result in immediate death due to the incomprehensible and meaningless nature of SCP-███. Furthermore, the cause of death is believed to be due to Extreme Levels of Brain Damage.

CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: Due to SCP-███ being dependent on others to move around, SCP-███ is stored in a 10x10x10 Meter room, with no windows or access points, except one security door, with a security camera outside.

At no circumstances should anyone enter SCP-███ containment room without proper equipment (and/or) clearance. If anyone is to enter the Containment Room without proper equipment, they are to be taken to the Sites Infirmary for a full Brain scan.

ANNEX 1 - The Blackboard

SCP-███ is a standard, school used Blackboard, attached to a frame with wheels. Current testing has confirmed SCP-███ to be oblivious to all the elements of the periodic tables, and cannot be damaged in the slightest.

ANNEX 2 - The Mathematical Equation

SCP-███ has a Mathematical Equation permanently attached to the Board. The Equation contains several unknown and indecipherable symbols, with incomprehensible and meaningless formulas. The Equation is believed to expand for an infinite amount of time, looping around the board. Anyone who is to follow the equation around the board is taken to a secondary dimensional version of the room. The only way to leave this anomalous area, is to backtrack around the board the opposite direction.

ANNEX 3 - Recovered Security Camera Audio from Incident-███ An SCP Foundation Janitor unfortunately stumbled upon SCP-███, this Recording takes place at an Estimated 1500h. Corresponding Video is corrupt for unknown reasons.

Dr Johnathan Locke: I'm not taking you anywhere near it! Especially when you have a gu…

Richard Liago: I NEED IT! I NEED IT! LET ME GO TO IT! LET ME FIX IT! LET ME!

Dr Johnathan Locke: Why would anyone ever let you anywhere near th…

Richard Liago: THE MATH! THE MATH! LET ME SIMP…

Dr Johnathan Locke: YOU HAVE PUT THIS FACILITY INTO A LOCKDOWN, YOU ARE IN NO PLACE TO MAKE DEMANDS. You are INSANE and need HELP! So drop the weapon before I…

[DATA EXPUNGED] Stop! both of you. Take him, and whatever happens, happens.

Dr Johnathan Locke: You can't be serious! that is against every ru…

[DATA EXPUNGED]: Run to your office and print out testing documentation, this is the only way we will learn more about this thing.

Dr Johnathan Locke: You… You can't be… (sigh) Yes. Yes, Sir.

Note: Richard Liago of Maintenance 4J was confirmed dead at 1545h, approximately 45 Minutes after the recovered audio attachment above. Medical Report will be attached here within the coming week.