D.R. Abussos
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SCPwiki

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Item #: SCP-5868

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: Testing and interaction with SCP-5868 requires a confirmation from staff with level 4 security clearance or higher, and a detailed list of all the tests being conducted. guards are required to accompany any personal testing or researching SCP-5868. Additionally, there must be a minimum of 300 D-class personal downvoting potentially dangerous "articles" at all times. A thorough daily record of all SCP-5868 "articles" must be kept. Any deviation from the requested testing procedures or regulations of testing will result in immediate termination of all testing along with any personal involved in the deviation.

Additional Containment Procedure Update: (Refer to Addendum 5868.2) Per Containment Committees orders, any anomalous entities created by SCP-5868 must be contained and tested, any interaction with SCP-5868's anomalous creations require a staff security level of 4 or higher.

Description: SCP-5868 is a Wikipedia website currently run by an unknown number of administrators. SCP-5868 has been deleted, blocked and tracked by the SCP foundation to little success. Additionally, the only personal capable of "joining" SCP-5868 have either 1: an anomalous, reality filter/manipulative ability, or 2: a psychological filter/manipulative ability. The aforementioned SCP-5868 staff appear to pertain to SCP-5868's anomalous effects, often reviewing, developing or rejecting any new content submitted onto SCP-5868. SCP-5868 currently contains numerous identical files, records and articles to the SCP foundation, along with information on numerous events outside of the foundations knowledge. Upon further testing, it was discovered that SCP-5868 has the capability to either know everything, or make anything occur, as it was capable of predicting the emergence and activities of numerous SCP's with extreme precision and accuracy up to ten years in advance. SCP-5868 is also capable of effectively "deleting" large portions of time, along with any creatures, people or events that existed at the time, it does so once the respective article covering the time period reaches a net-worth of -10 votes or lower.

Addendum 5868.1: Discovery

The SCP foundation was dispatched after the discovery of █████ ███████, a ██ year old child originally residing in ███-█████ █████ Australia. officially, the child had been declared missing for 23 year's, however upon inspection he was declared 4 hours dead, and showed no visible signs of aging or decay. Dr. Abussos successfully discovered and contained 1 safe class, 3 Euclid class and 2 Keter class SCP's during the investigation, resulting in a promotion to head of research at site 23. Dr. Abussos continued to oversee SCP-5868 testing. Additionally, it was decided that any anomalies items created by SCP-5868 would be considered separate SCP's, however each item was recorded to be a result of Dr. Wondertainment, an undiscovered, yet acknowledged anomalous entity.

Addendum 5868.2-a: Testing

Upon requesting "The perfect containment method", SCP-5868 delivered a present that, when opened, revealed an additional present with no bow tie. a series of tests were conducted, however at no point was a method discovered to open the box. These include but are not limited to, the owner attempting to open the box, exposing the box to extreme temperatures, using a drill constructed from SCP-445 against the box, crushing the box with various materials and tools and utilizing SCP-005

Addendum 5868.2-b: Testing

Upon requesting an arsenal of 1 of each weapon on earth, SCP-5868 delivered a gift containing 1 of every weapon on earth. The weapons requiring ammunition were incapable of firing average ammunition, and instead required the use of a limited number of "acidic spit balls" Which would dissolve themselves upon contact with the earths atmosphere. when shot inside an air tight vacuum chamber, the spit balls were capable of burning a hole through 6 inches of solid steel. Additionally, weapons that didn't require ammunition immediately dissolved upon contact with the earths atmosphere.

Addendum 5868.2-c: Testing

Upon requesting a method to kill SCP-682, SCP-5868 delivered a gift containing an envelope with the Scarlet King's insignia. However, the letter came with a warning stating "upon opening of this letter, the Scarlet King will be let free. This will ultimately result in the complete destruction of the universe. You have been warned!". As a result of the possible ZK class doomsday event, the letter was placed in containment, and requires a staff security pass of level 5 to access. [staff are no longer permitted to make this request].

Addendum 5868.2-d: Testing

Upon requesting immortality, SCP-5868, to the surprise of all staff, delivered SCP-049. SCP-049 became increasingly agitated while in direct proximity to SCP-5868, preaching the inexcusable amount of "pestilence" radiating from the SCP facility. He immediately began lashing out, resulting in the death of 63 staff and D-class personal. once outside of the 50 meter radius surrounding SCP-5868, SCP-049 immediately resigned to containment once again. When questioned about the incident, SCP-049 appeared to believe he was saving the staff, stating that "The pestilence was revolting, they were far to infected for saving… Couldn't you smell it? The rotting flesh stench stuck to ever wall, it was overwhelming. This incident will require extensive experimentation and study to ensure the pestilence's swift eradication.". [it is unrecommended that this request is attempted again.]

Addendum 5868.2-e: Testing

Upon requesting Dr. Wondertainment, a letter was delivered in place of the Dr. it stated, "To whomever wishes to meet, it is my unfortunate responsibility to respectfully decline your invitation. I am currently at work designing the next, late and great, WONDERTAINMENT toy. Don't be discouraged for if you still wish to meet, I recommend requesting a Dr. Wondertainment officially official teleporting watch!!!!! Simply request the watch to bring you to ME and it will!!!! Just remember, when you arrive, NO TOUCHING!!!! See you soon!".

Addendum 5868.2-f: Testing

Upon requesting the Dr. Wondertainment officially official teleporting watch, a gift was delivered with a small plastic watch contained. the watch was covered with crudely painted superheroes, and emitted an acidic smell. when D-class-35628 was asked to enter Dr. Wondertainment into the keypad, he immediately disappeared, with cartoon superheroes jumping out of the watch and dragging the D-class personal into the watch, and having the watch disappear along with him. The D-class was found 3-years later, aside numerous anomalous "toys", containing no visible signs of aging or decay. [It is unrecommended that this request is attempted again]

Addendum 5868.2-g: Testing

Upon requesting SCP-3000 amnestics, a containment breach occurred, resulting in the death of an unknown number of staff as a result of all the amnestics spreading through the ventilation system. The number of escaped SCP's are unknown.

Addendum 5868.2-h: Testing

Upon Dr. Abussos's request for a method to remove anomalous effects from people, SCP-5868 delivered a large bottle of pills. Upon further investigation, the pills showed similar properties to SCP-045's capability to kill any organism upon contact. when SCP-045 was questioned about the pills it stated, "That infernal pestilence covered document simply replicated my expertise, make no mistake, it is entirely inferior to my own methods, however it could provide interesting results to experiment on creatures cured BY the pestilence… please leave the pills with me on the way out, I believe that will be all."

Addendum 5868.2-i: Testing

Upon Dr. Abussos's request for SCP-5868 to deliver his, then dead family, alive, SCP-5868 instead proceeded to deliver vegetative, grossly disfigured variations. When discovered, Abussos's family were seen wiping there own regurgitated organs, feces and blood over themselves, seemingly in an effort to "clean" themselves. according to first hand witnesses, the creatures appeared to be attempting to speak, however, as a result of extremely decayed vocal cords and slit throats, made an extremely disturbing gurgling/ choking noise. One witness stated "They almost seemed to be begging for death." Dr. Abussos requested several weeks to recuperate after the incident. The family was immediately dispatched at the incinerator. [It is unrecommended this is requested again]

Addendum 5868.2-j: Testing
Upon requesting the truth to the universe, SCP-5868 delivered a Wikipedia article link listed http://www.scpwiki.com/. when researching the link, information was discovered on every currently known SCP in containment, along with documented records of multiple doomsday events, containment breaches and many other occurrences, some events being historically accurate, others seemingly inaccurate. [Further research into the website is required.]