Dr. Kabumm

SCP 5244

Item #: SCP-5244

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP 5244 is contained on site [REDACTED]. Only blind employees are allowed to handle SCP 5244, to prevent accidently exposure. SCP 5244 is only allowd to be powered on after approval of Doctor Kabumm. When turned on only a class D-personal is allowed to enter the containment chamber. Only Cartoons with peaceful characters are allowed to be played on SCP 5244.

Description: SCP 5244 is a cathode-ray tube television most likely manufactured by Fleischer Studios between 1930 to 1940¹. On the left side is a sticker of Betty Boob².
SCP 5244 anomalous properties manifest when it is powered on. SCP 5244 alters the laws of physics to resemble those of a classic 1940-1960 cartoon. When staring directly at any cartoon character on the Television screen, your consciousness is replaced by the observed cartoon charecter. Neurological scans have revealed that after staring at a cartoon personality your brain patterns are changed. This person will be referred to as a SCP 5244-1 instance.

Addendum:

Doctor Kabumm: This is doctor Kabumm, investigating the death of several MTF agents via SCP personal. I am interviewing field agent Chartam.

Chartam: What do you want to know?

Doctor Kabumm: Just tell us what happened in the mall of ████████

Chartam: We stormed the mall. We exactly followed the standard procedure. Everything seemed like a normal Chaos insurgency storage. The only thing that were unexpected was the completely lack of proper gear, training and weapons these chaos insurgency agents had.

Doctor Kabumm: Yes, we already know this. Please go to the point when you shot at your own team.

Chartam: We approached the centre of the mall. The place was guarded but we could easily neutralize the chaos insurgency agents. In the middle of the room was in direct line of sighting a TV. You know this old TV my Grandfather had. Then Connor pointed the gun at me. Terry, Baton and I tackled him down. At that point we suspected a mind affecting object. At this point commander ███████ and two others opened fire on us. Baton was killed and Terry was heavily wounded. Commander ███████ and the other agents are dead and Connor is under arrested. When Terry survives his injuries he will back my claim.

Doctor Kabumm: Terry already told us his side of the story and you backed his claim. You are free to go. Another thing, the TV is already contained.
End log.

A D-class personal was forced to observe SCP 5244. The cartoon character observed was a little peaceful dinosaur. The new SCP 5244-1 instance was questioned.

Doctor Kabumm: This is doctor Kabumm questioning SCP 5244-1 instance. SCP 5244-1 refers to himself as Bronti the Brontosaurus.
SCP 5244-1: Hello, are you a friend?
Doctor Kabumm: Hello, I am your friend. My name is Mike Kabumm. What is your name?
SCP 5244-1: Bronti the Brontosaurus. Where am I? What are you?
Doctor Kabumm: I´m a human. You landed in the future.
SCP 5244-1: Do you have Sweetfruits?
Doctor Kabumm: We can provide you some fruits when you are cooperating.
SCP 5244-1: Cooperating?
Doctor Kabumm: What did you do before we met?
SCP 5244-1: I was on a quest. Me and my friend Eddi the Edmontosaurus wanted to get Sweetfruits. Sweetfruits are so yummy. The Sweetfruits were put on the kitchen shelve. You know really high up there. My mom put them there. I tried to sneak around mom. Then I ended in this room. Can I go home to mama now?
Doctor Kabumm: At the moment we don´t have an idea how to do this, but you surly deserve Sweetfruits.
SCP 5244-1 cries and screams mommy. SCP 5244-1 calmed down very fast after providing several fruits.
End log.

+Testlog

All test were conducted within the 10 x 10 Meter cartoon logic field of SCP 5244

Test 1
Test instruction
D-class was told to close the eyes and walk from one chair to another. Between the chairs was a gap of 4 Meters.
Test result
D-class balanced over the air to the other chair.

Test 2
Test instruction
Same procedure was made with the change that on the half way, the D-class was made aware he is in the air.
Test result
The moment the D-class was aware he was in the air, he fell down.

Test 3-1
Test instruction
Anvil was dropped on a D-class personal
Test result
D-class got scared from a noise in the TV and ran through the wall jumped on the arms of a researcher and turned white. He was fine after a moment and his face colour turned back to normal. Test instruction need to be repeated. The hole in the wall was repaired and SCP 5244 was transferred to a 20 x 20 meter containment chamber.

Test 3-2
Test instruction
An anvil was dropped on a D-class personal.
Test result
The D-class was compressed. After removing the anvil the D-class decompressed and restored their former form without taking any damage.

Footnotes

1. [There are no records of a TV ever manufactured by Fleischer studios]

2. [A classic cartoon caracter from 1930-1940]