Dr L Fox

The Criminal Record Player

Object Class: Safe

Containment Procedures: It is to be placed in a room on top of any old-fashioned table. The size of the room does not matter.

Description: The Criminal Record Player is a vintage, retro style, turntable record player. There is only one playable record on it which is a copy of "smooth criminal". Playing any other record will break the record. Upon testing it breaks into 3 perfect triangles each time. When playing a copy of "smooth criminal", anyone that has listened to the entire thing will have at least one criminal offense added to their criminal record, ranging from murder to public nudity. When the Criminal Record Player is not on a old-fashioned table, "smooth criminal" will forcefully play on loop even if the record is not in place.

Test A - ██/██/██

Subject: D-1965
Procedure: Playing "smooth criminal" with the D-class in range of hearing
Results: A criminal offense of murder has been added to his record, a corpse appeared next to D-1965 and a knife with his DNA. The corpse is a John Doe.
Analysis: The Criminal Record Player can create evidence for anything added to a criminal record. All evidence created is viable to use in the court of law against the listener.