Dr Lich

Item #:
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a space no less than 80 square meters and the area should resemble a typical classroom.

SCP-XXXX requires no sustenance but must be visited for at least twice a week in order to prevent SCP-XXXX from having the urge to escape to get into contact with human beings.

The vicinity of the containment area needs to be searched regularly in order to retrieve any objects produced by SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX should be treated humanely due to its human-level intelligence and its ability to communicate.

Description:

SCP-XXXX is a two meters tall stuffed toy that resembles a rabbit. Its exterior is covered in different patches of mohair fabrics, presumably identical to the ones used for common stuffed animals.

The words "Professor Bon Bun® by Dr.Wondertainment" are sewed under the left foot SCP-XXXX

The subject is capable of communication in all known human languages, including sign languages. Despite the lack of a functional mouth, the SCP is able to produce sounds with a voice box located somewhere within its body.

Whenever an individual is seen by SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX will immediately introduce itself as "Professor Bon Bun" and welcomes the individual to join its "lecture".

Upon the start of the lecture, SCP-XXXX will ask the "student" to search for an easter egg which SCP-XXXX claims to contain useful knowledge.

After the instruction is issued, the numbers of eggs corresponding to the number of participants will spontaneously appear within the range of approximately 100 meters.

The Easter eggs are always spawned in inconspicuous locations that require a moderate amount of effort to discover.

The easter eggs are plastic containers classified as SCP-XXXX-A. The inside of all SCP-XXXX-A contains a piece of paper with a different "Fun Fact" written upon it.

The fun facts are always whimsical nonsense that is obviously false. However, participants will immediately believe the facts no matter how bizarre it sounds. Furthermore, upon reading the notes, the facts described by SCP-XXXX-A will become true, even if they defy the laws of physics and common sense.

After the lecture is over, SCP-XXXX will hand out an advertisement pamphlet to the participants and urge them to invite more friends to attend the lecture with them in the future.

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ADDENDUM XXXX-01: █/█

+ Testing Log:

<Begin Log>

(A 23-year old D Class personnel is placed inside of a room with SCP-XXXX)

SCP-XXXX: "Welcome! Kid! I am Professor Bon Bun, welcome to my fun and wonder lecture! Now, I have placed a hidden easter egg somewhere nearby, and the egg contains an interesting fact that will definitely blow you mind!! So please try your best to find it!!

(Upon finding the egg, the D Class personnel opened SCP-XXXX and read the note contained within.:

FUN FACT!!
Did you know that human saliva is extremely corrosive to all non-organic compounds? YES! This means that you can melt irons, golds and even diamonds with your tongue!!

(After reading the note, SCP-XXXX immediately encourages the D class personnel to testify the fact, and the subject immediately complied and starts licking nearby concrete walls.

As a result, half of the containment cell is quickly melted by the D class subject. The test is terminated at once and SCP-XXXX is promptly moved to another containment unit.)

Notes: SCP-XXXX will treat all individuals as children no matter their age. People who come into contact with SCP-XXXX are commonly addressed as "kid", "kiddo", or "my lovely student"

However, despite its tendency to address everyone equally, SCP-XXXX tends to act more friendly to individuals below the age of 25 or below.

If a person above the age of 25 attempts to interact with SCP-XXXX, the SCP will refuse to provide the lecture and will instead reply: "Now now, I don't think you are in need of more educations. So why don't you grab this pamphlet, and go invite other kids to join me?

ADDENDUM XXXX-02:

+ Test logs

Foreword: The purpose of the following tests will be focused on the effects of the facts contained within SCP-XXXX-A.

Testing log SCP-XXXX-A-02

Subject: A 20-year-old nearsighted female

Discovered fun fact: Hey, did you know that eating a raw carrot can grant you superhuman vision?

Result: SCP-XXXX produced a raw carrot via methods. Upon ingesting the carrot, the subject immediately gained the ability to identify objects from as far as ten kilometers away and was able to read texts without any external light source.

The effect lasted for eight hours before it abruptly wore off.

Notes: Individuals who participate in SCP-XXXX 's lecture will be unable to resist the compulsion to verify the integrity of the fact.

SCP-XXXX-A seems to have the ability to bend reality.

Testing log SCP-XXXX-A-03

Subject: A 10-year-old male

Process: The subject retrieved the egg as instructed.

Discovered fun fact: Hey, did you know that the —— Tower in Paris is actually made out of peppermint candies?

Result: Agents in France confirmed that - Tower indeed became a structure made out of peppermint. The tower returned to normal after eight hours. No one remembers this event except for individuals who are aware of the SCP-XXXX-A that contains the fact.

Testing log SCP-XXXX-A-04

Subject: A 13-year-old male with a missing right leg.

Process: The subject retrieved the egg as instructed.

Discovered fun fact: Hey, did you know that -- will become a completely normal and healthy kid after he finished reading this note?

Result: Upon reading the note, A functional right leg spontaneously appeared on the subject and the subject is able to walk normally as if he was born with both legs.

For unknown reasons, the effect remains after eight hours. The subject is given Class-A Amnestic and is returned to his family. His new grown right leg is explained as the result of limb transplantation surgery.

Testing log SCP-XXXX-A-05

Subject: A 22-year-old female. (and a 24-year-old male D class personnel)

Process: A D class personnel who was not seen by SCP-XXXX is instructed to retrieve the easter egg before the female subject does.

Discovered fun fact: Hey! Did you know that humans are capable of taking off their fingers with ease! This is completely safe so please do try it out at home!

Result: The D class personal was unable to testify the fact since the described effect did not work as intended.

Experiment summary:

SCP-XXXX-A likely has the ability to alter reality. The effects usually last for eight hours, however, in some rare cases, the effects seem to be permeant due to unknown reasons.

SCP-XXXX-A will only appear in places that are not observed in any way. When placed in a 100 square meter room without any pieces of furniture or objects that can be used to hide SCO-XXXX-A from view, SCP-XXXX will refuse to give a lecture and says that "My adorable student, I'm sorry to inform you that no lesson will happen today, since the environment is hardly acceptable to teach a proper class!"

ADDENDUM XXXX-03: █/█

+Testing Log:

The purpose of the following test is to observe SCP-XXXX's reactions towards hostile behaviors

<Begin Log>

(After instructing a D class personnel to act aggressively towards SCP-XXXX, the personnel is armed with a knife and then placed inside of the containment unit of SCP-XXXX)

SCP-XXXX: Hello! I am professor Bon Bun! Welcome to my le—

D class: "Shut up! I'm not here to attend your stupid lecture!" (Proceed to move closer to SCP-XXXX with the knife raised)

SCP-XXXX: Is that so? Are you sure you don't want to change your mind? (says SCP-XXXX as it fetches an egg out of nowhere while it communicates with the D class)

There is valuable knowledge contained within beautiful eggs like this one. How about you just give it a try? If you don't feel like treasure hunting, feel free to just grab this one and—

D class: "I said shut up! Let's see how are you going to teach lessons when I rip you into tiny shreds!

SCP-XXXX: (frowns) "Well, then. If you refuse to accept the easter egg, maybe it would be better if I read it out loud for you."

"Fun fact! On day █/█ , 12:30 pm, XXXXXX has suddenly gone missing!!!"

(The D class personnel instantly disappeared after the announcement and did not return after the duration of eight hours. The corpse of the D class personnel is later discovered in the stomach of a great white shark by local fishermen in another country)

ADDENDUM XXXX-04

+Origin of SCP-XXXX:

SCP-XXXX was first discovered by Ms.████ ,a primary school teacher in the form of a package that was delivered to ███████'s classroom 3-A.

The packing that contains SCP-XXXX was discarded, but according to Ms.████ 's recount, the following words are printed on the box.

Hey kids!! Are you tired of learning boring and useless stuff at school?!!
And teachers!! Are you tired of teaching unmotivated children and being constantly reminded of your inability to perform your only job!!

Fret not! Dr.Wondertainment's Professor Bon Bun is here to help!!
Our own bunny educator is guaranteed to eliminate all sense of boredom in your life and will teach the most stubborn kid the JOY have being educated!!

SCP-XXXX was used as the teaching assistant for the duration of two days before Ms.—— report SCP-XXXX's unusual ability to the police.
SXP-XXXX was then immediately retrieved by the foundation without any resistance.

All involved school staffs and students were given Class-B Amnestic after the containment of SCP-XXXX.

Additional Notes about SCP-XXXX

+Notes:

• SCP-XXXX claims to be a professor despite having no affliction with all known universities, and it refuses to disclose any history of education.

• SCP-XXXX is capable of using SCP-XXXX-A on itself. Therefore it is capable of escaping the containment unit if the urge emerges.

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