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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Maksur
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are under no circumstances to come within 15m of each other. Currently, all tested materials have failed to stop the joining of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 after the 15m threshold is crossed. Future testing utilizing SCP-XXXX has been suspended until further notice. SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are to be stored in Anomalous storage lockers Z-XXXX-1 and Z-XXXX-2 respectively, located in Anomalous object storage units A-6 and X-5 of Site-19's high-value Anomalous item storage sector. Only 2 access keys to each storage locker are to be distributed at one time. No one person is to have access keys to both lockers at any point in time.
Description(s):
SCP-XXXX-1: A solid block of wood in the shape of a U with 90° internal angles. The item bears the letters "RA" scratched into the bottom. Current testing suggests SCP-XXXX-1 completely indestructible. While separated from SCP-XXXX-2, the object exhibits no anomalous properties.
SCP-XXXX-2: An exact copy of SCP-XXXX-1, minus the etchings on the bottom. While separated from SCP-XXXX-1, the object exhibits no anomalous properties.
Upon coming within 15m of each other, SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 will forcefully gravitate towards each other via an unknown mechanism at a constant velocity of 32m/s. It is currently unknown if this process can be stopped or slowed in any way, as all attempts to do so have been met with failure. The two objects always orientate themselves mid approach so they mesh together, the bottoms of the U shapes contacting each other. While SCP-XXXX-1 exhibits this orientating phenomenon more frequently than SCP-XXXX-2, both objects have been shown to exhibit it. After meshing together, the two objects will become fused to each other for an indeterminate period of time currently recorded to be between two (2) hours and three (3) weeks. While meshed, the object (designated SCP-XXXX) emits light measured at ███ lumens in all directions. It is unknown how the object emits said light. Individuals who come within 5m of SCP-XXXX consistently report hearing the song "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, which causes notable distress in most cases.
Note from Dr. █████:
I got rickrolled by some fucking wood. In 20██. Goddammit.
