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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in standart security locker. Level 2 personnel are allowed to conduct experiments. Only Class D personnel are allowed to handle the object.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a stainless steel hand crank meat grinder. Object performs functions of meat grinder. Anyone who uses, touches, handles the object sooner or later gets hurt. No reasons were found. Injuries vary from scratches to broken spine. All injuries can be simply explained. Object has no memetic properties. Time between touching object and injury is random. At first look there is no anomaly, but statistics show otherwise. Anomaly was detected when high amount of injuries were reported in foundation kitchen.
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