SCP-5906

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-5906 (AKA- the laughing stock)

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All pictures, and or recordings taken of SCP-5906 must be kept in top secret files locked away so no one finds them, or they are to be incinerated, and the ashes are launched into space.

Absolutely no one is to come in contact with, or view anything with Scp-5906 even if it is in the background of the footage. If anyone comes in contact with, or glimpses at SCP-5906 it should be reported immediately to the o-5 council.

Description: SCP-5906 is a humanoid creature, all though its body is elongated to an unknown extent. SCP-5906 has a black puddle of unidentified liquid underneath it. The liquid follows SCP-5906 wherever they go, and they can disappear and reappear in any location within a 25km radius by dropping into the puddle.SCP-5906 is roughly 6 meters tall, and it has extra appendages depending on it’s mood. The average amount is 2-4. SCP- 5906 has very pale and featureless skin. The only noticeable thing on SCP-5906 is a giant mouth with 2 rows of very sharp teeth on the creature's face.

Entities that see SCP-5906 go under the control of SCP-5906, and thus become an instance of SCP-5906-1. Within the period of 24 hours SCP-5906-1 will begin laughing hysterically until they become unconscious and will later explode as if they were 300Kg of dynamite. If SCP-5906-1 does not experience any symptoms of SCP-5906 they are to be treated with class C-amnestics. If they do not comply, or the amnestics do not work they are to be immediately terminated on the spot.

In case of a containment breach SCP-5906 is to be apprehended with all available Mobile Task Forces(MTF's) with no tem having less than (5) members are cleared to engage.To date (██-██-████)attempted breaches have numbered at (10), and successful breaches have numbered at (4).

If any foundation personnel are to come in contact with SCP-5906, or SCP-5906-1, they are to be demoted to E-class and put in a 10 meter by 10 meter containment cell, and are to be monitored constantly for 1 week. If the inflicted do not show any signs of decay memory wipe-age, or hysterical laughter. They are to be treated with class-C amnestics, and given physical, and physiological treatment. If they are given the clear, they are to be re-promoted to the class they were before, and put back to work. SCP-5906 has somewhat of a hatred between SCP-682.

SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. He appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with personnel of the foundation during interviews. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B). SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. SCP-682's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the acid it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted. In case of containment breach, SCP-682 is to be tracked and re-captured by all available Mobile Task Forces, and no teams with fewer than 7 members are cleared to engage it. To date (██-██-████), attempted breaches have numbered at 17, while successful breaches have numbered at 6. (See Addendum 682-D).

Whenever SCP-5906 and SCP-682 get near each other they show extreme hostility towards each other, and staff members. Whatever SCP-5906 touches, it immediately sticks to SCP-5906’s body, and will slowly sink into the black goo underneath the creature.

SCP-5906 has been seen speaking swiftly and efficiently with foundation staff, and has been seen changing the color of its skin when talking. SCP-5906, and SCP-5906-1 both have been seen taking stage props (mostly of jesters, and things that are supposed to make you laugh.) and putting them on their heads, and act as if they are a medieval jester presenting to the king.They are always laughing unless they are talking seriously. SCP-5906 prefers to be referred as "Harold".SCP-5906-1 prefers to be referred as "Borin". If SCP-5906, or SCP-5906-1 are referred as anything else they tend to become aggressive.SCP-5906 tends to refer people as "my lord"

SCP-5906 has been using different tactics when killing prey. It is unknown if SCP-5906 kills for nutrients, or for sport because it like it. SCP-5906 has been seen torturing his prey before killing them. SCP-5906 will attempt to find any object, be it metal, wood, or anything organic, and it will begin to bite down on it until it is sharp. AT times SCP-5906 will rip out it's own flesh, and make it sharp. Once he has a sharp object SCP-5906 will begin to stab the victim aprocomatly 13 times, anywhere will it will not kill the victim. SCP-5906 will begin to latch on to the victims arms, and legs and begin twisting it until it is just flesh, and bones ripped up to what can only be described as a bloody twizzler. SCP-5906 will then begin to snap the victims neck, before telling them "Remember my might", before shoving them into its skin. As of yet we are unable to know what it means by that, even through countless interviews and research. The next tactics SCP-5906 uses is just to stalk they victim until they are at their most vulnerable, in which they capture and kill they victim without any evidence of forced entering or evidence of kidnapping, to the ordinary eye they seem to disappear into thin air. In both of these tactics the victim seems to start laughing hysterically before and during the incident. The last tactic SCP-5906 uses is they intimidate their prey to where they commit mass genocide, and then shortly after they commit suicide. When the body's are to be picked up they have vanished, but the blood is still there where they laid.

**Addendum 5906-A Portion of recorded transcript of

<Begin of log>

Dr.██████: Hello, Harold is it?

SCP-5906:My Lord?

Dr.██████: I'm so very sorry, but i'm not your "Lord". Who is this "Lord" your speak of?

SCP-5906:He… was my… (incomprehensible)

Dr.██████: Im sorry, can you repeat that.

SCP-5906: (making sounds that sound like dolphin, or whale clicks)

Dr.██████: Harold? May you please repeat.

SCP-5906: I'm sorry doctor, I don't believe I can do that right now.

SCP-5906: (SCP-5906 begins to open their jaws 6 times wider than any human can)

Dr.██████: 5906, what are you doing!

SCP-5906: What did you just call me!

Dr.██████: Oh God…. I've messed up.

(crunch)

(Static)

<End Log>