Dr Oribin

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

SCP-XXXX

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored inside a 0.5m x 0.5m box made of basic cardboard. Level 2 personnel are only allowed to access this item for testing. SCP-XXXX may not be used for any other purposes. If any staff is seen attempting to insert a living entity into SCP-XXXX, they can be killed without any approval from higher ranks.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a white 0.5m x 0.2m ██████-brand microwave. SCP-XXXX has 12 buttons which include numbers 0-9, Autocook, and Start. When an object is inserted into SCP-XXXX, the resulting object coming out will vary based on the time set, the option selected, and object put in. SCP-XXXX will also release fatal amounts of radiation during this process. If the object put in is not an edible item, the microwave will not affect the item, including the temperature. If a living entity is inserted into SCP-XXXX, the entity will ███████ and then die.

Addendum: 2/23: Dr. ██████ Test Log

Input: Chocolate Pudding

Time: 30 seconds (without autocook)

Output: Extremely fine concrete with brown food coloring

Input: A 1m x 1m Paper Board

Time: 15 seconds (without autocook)

Output: A 4in x 2in love letter written in an unknown language

Input: A single peppermint candy

Time: 1 minute (with autocook)

Output: The heart of a Siberian Tiger

Input: A 5in x 5in picture of a family picnic

Time: 30 seconds (with autocook)

Output: A 5in x 5in picture of a demonic sacrifice

Input: A 0.4m x 0.4m paper dyed with red food coloring

Time: 10 seconds (with autocook)

Output: A 0.2m x 0.2m piece of cardboard half dyed with red food coloring and blue chemical dye