"The Standing Insanity"

Item #: SCP-5502

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of the item, SCP-5502 cannot be contained in any way based on our understanding. No physical material known to man could be able to permanently contain SCP-5502 against their own will. Foundation Personnel are to assign a daily therapy session each morning, and before lockdown if negatively interacted by Subject. Rather Subject is to be given a standard locker cell consisting of concrete and rebar located at Site ██, and is instructed to remain there between 11:00 p.m. and 5:00 a.m.

Description: SCP-5502 appears as many alternative forms, though prefers that of a tall, lengthy, anthropomorphic entity with four arms and pale-peach skin, standing at about 3.5 meters in height and weighs between 40-65 kg. Subject tends to always be in permanent possession of a light-purple mask sprouting 3 "horns" on each side. The face of the mask appears to be generally bland in design, aside from two eye sockets and a mouth, together shaping a somewhat-sinister look.

SCP-5502 supposedly speaks in a slightly distorted masculine voice, though Subject claims to be neither male nor female, and prefers to be called an "It" or "They." Subject is shown to have many abilities, such as teleportation, telepathy, shapeshifting, incredible strength (Subject is seen to lift over 3000+ kg-worth of materials, though it claims to be able to carry more), ability to shift the molecules of other objects into different objects (Subject is seen to have morph a chunk of excess asphalt into what looks like to be a baby Siberian Husky for "companionship"), passing through solid matter (similarly to SCP-106), and the ability to cause insanity amongst almost any living orgasm known by the Foundation. Subject has on more than several occasions caused over 400 level 3+ personnel to fall into madness, causing them to riot. This actiom consequently caused a major containment breach and lasted for [DATA EXPUNGED]. When asked about the situation, SCP-5502 claims they did it because, in their exact words, "It looked funny to see a buncha pansies destroy their own life. Reminds me of redacted." When Dr. █████████ asked why they said "Redacted" out loud, SCP-5502 simply ignored him, disappearing into the ground.

Notes on behavior:

SCP-5502 seems to be attached to a number of other SCPs at the foundation, though it seems to be most attached to SCP-085, SCP-049, SCP-166, SCP-096, SCP-811, SCP-131-A and B, SCP-999, SCP-2662, ●●|●●●●●|●●|●, and SCP-590. It is unclear why it enjoys the presence of these specific SCPs, though when asked about it, Subject replied in their words, "Well, █████████, guess I just like t'keep things less gloomy. S'pecially for that one Catholic chick, she seems distressed."

SCP-5502 is shown to be surprisingly cooperative with personnel, though incidents may vary. When asked why they cooperate at all, Subject replied with simply, "Bored."

SCP-5502 appears to be so caring towards the listed SCPs, that any form of attack, via verbal, physical, or even any form of lewds against the victims, will evoke SCP-5502. Punishments may vary, as some include something as minor as a dreadful look. However, on ███████ █, 20██, victim identified as ████████ █. █████ was found dead at Site ██ next to his monitor, which displayed an unfinished lewd art of SCP-███. Victim appeared to be missing several appendages, including his right arm, eyes, his left foot, and half of his torso. Subject confesses to the murder of █████, claiming the reason why he did it was because [DATA EXPUNGED].