Dr.Purple

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1-5 are currently contained in the office of Dr. William Purr. If the researcher responsible for monitoring SCP-XXXX is changed then SCP-XXXX and all accompanying files are to be moved to there office. The objects have been deemed safe to hold and interact with. SCP-XXXX-1-5 are to be kept in a water proof container stored at moderate temperature to prevent damage to there pages. The sprinkler system in the room is to be checked once every two weeks for damages to minimize any fire damages that would possibly be caused to SCP-XXXX-1-5 in the case of a fire.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous printer that is connected wirelessly to a computer that is an as of yet unknown distance away and seems to have an above average, plausibly infinite, amount of ink stored within it. The Printer has a sticker reading Dr.Wondertainment placed over the original brand name of the printer. The printer has two robotic arms protruding from it; one protruding from each of its sides. The arms end in overly sized gloved hands. These arms sort any papers printed, by type and then by dated order. The arms will also bind any books that are printed from it and it has the ability to give anomalous properties to any books it binds.

SCP-XXXX-1-5 are a series of books printed and bound by SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-4 have been shown to possess nonthreatening anomalous properties. All books are written and printed onto average paper of differing sizes. All books are picture books written for a child audience except for SCP-XXXX-2 which is not meant for children. All books have their author listed as Walter Wick with some added title and are copyrighted by "The Wonder Tainers Inc." a known front company for Dr.Wondertainment.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was recovered from an office building located in New York City discovered to be a major front for Dr.Wondertainment. The Building was to be forcefully invaded by members of MTFs Zeta 9 and Lambda 5. These MTFs were chosen due to availability and ability to combat spacial or temporal anomalies that could exist within the office building. MTF Pi-1 are also to assist in planing and clean up of the raid to insure the maximum safety to civilians. The raid was conducted on March 5th 2006 at 11pm EST. After the raid was conducted it was found that there was a lack of desks, filing cabinets, or any normal office furnishings in the buildings. The only exception being SCP-XXXX being found in a room on the 3rd story of the building. It seems that Dr.Wondertainment had evacuated the building before the raid. It is currently unknown if SCP-XXXX was left behind by accident or on purpose. SCP-XXXX was then transported to Site 55 to be tested and contained.

Emails discovered

From: The Wonder Tainer <██████████████████@Aol.com>
Subject: Hiring, requiring, writers who are smiling
to: Walter Wick <███████████@Aol.com>
Date:1/11/06

Hello their good friend that I haven't met yet.
I have a job for you to get.
Writing is a talent for now I need.
I want a book written for children to read.
I can feel your long awaited dreams
but also the lightness in you pocket's seems.
We live in a world beyond your mind.
A world with real magic, you might find.
You will be paid a handsome sum
and I hope you will have some fun.
Just go too our office in █████████████████ Lane
please hurry and don't be a pain.
They will show you everything I mean
That the world is never as it seems.

Sincerely, The lord of dreams, rainbows, and fun times

Researcher Note: The emails were printed and archived due to some internal company policy outlined in an attachment to this email. The attachment is as follows.

Do to past company issues as well as concern from are employees all emails to or from our employees are recorded digitally and physically. All messages should be linked up to the company printers to leave as a copy.

From: Walter Wick <███████████@Aol.com>
Subject:Re: Hiring, requiring, writers who are smiling
to: The Wonder Tainer <██████████████████@Aol.com>
Date:1/14/06
Hello there, "The Wonder Tainer" is this a job opportunity? If it is I graciously except. When should I come to the office for the interview and what would the pay be like? To be very clear this is a writing job right? Also what is with the speaking and rhymes and the silly titles. I know some companies go all in on giving themes for their job tittles but, no offense, this might be a bit extreme. Thank you and please get back to me.

From: The Wonder Tainer <██████████████████@Aol.com>
Subject: Re: Re: Hiring, requiring, writers who are smiling
to: Walter Wick <███████████@Aol.com>
Date:1/17/06

Hello there again, my unknown friend
This is a job I offer you
Come anytime and interview
This is a writing job
and writing I need.
A book for children
plants imagination seeds.
But the question of my position
And how much you'll be making
of your acquisition
or if the company is faking.
I can confirm those and much more
and all you must do is walk in my store

Sincerely, a man who's head is in the clouds but whose feet are planted firmly on the ground

From: Walter Wick <███████████@Aol.com>
Subject:Instructions
to: The Wonder Tainer <██████████████████@Aol.com>
Date:1/27/06

Thank you so much for opening my eyes to the world beyond. I am ready to start on Monday. What Kind of book do you want Mr. W. What are your restrictions for the book and what topics do you want me to cover. Thank you again for the job and have a great day.

Sincerely,
Walter Wick (an imaginater)

From: The Wonder Tainer <██████████████████@Aol.com>
Subject: Construction Instructions
to: Walter Wick <███████████@Aol.com>
Date:1/17/06

All that I ask is that you follow your dreams
and do what you want with the themes.
All I care for is that it has imagination pressed
into every page, image and text
and just keep going adventuring to what's next.
The only rules now I confess.

-One make sure everything is your own.
When you take its not like a loan.
it may seem good but when your cover is blown
plagiarism is stealing wether you like it or not.

-Two always remember the ones you write for,
you don't write for me, your boss, or the board.
don't ever let money or adults be your lord.
Always give it a second thought.

-Three, All books have dreams at the root
when any are off I give them the boot
but when I hear a good dream, oh, it sounds like a flute
and I'd just about jump through the roof.

-Four is to have fun
from when you start to when you are done
it like the rush of a home run
and then everything goes by like a poof.

Sincerely, the lord protector of unicorns.