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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9883 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber inside of Site-███. SCP-9883 should always have 2 armed guards outside of it's containment chamber. The armed guard will carry, in addition to the standard load-out, mace/pepper spray, and a separate tap taser to be used in the case of a violent outburst. They will also carry a gas mask rated for a Class-A Sedative Gas. Inside of SCP-9883's containment chamber, 5 gas filters will be placed in each corner, with one in the middle. Each filter is connected to a tank of the Class-A Sedative Agent should aggression be exhibited.
SCP-9883 is to be kept inside of his containment chamber for as long as necessary. Due to SCP-9883 being a humanoid entity, it is permitted to be released from it's containment cell during lunch to interact with other personnel. SCP-9883 shall also be granted 1 book a day for entertainment. SCP-9883 has shown interest in reading SCP files, due to this a reward for good behavior, SCP-9883 is permitted to be in possession of one paper copy of any Level 1 Clearance SCP file once a month.
SCP-9883 is to be given 3 meals a day, the same as research personnel, though maybe downgraded to a Class-D meal for aggressive behavior. SCP-9883 has a water cooler installed inside of it's containment chamber as well as glass plastic cup dispenser to drink from.
In the case of an evacuation order, SCP-9883 should be sedated with Class-A Sedative Agent, then 2 armed personnel enter the containment cell with a stretcher, the stretcher is required to have restraints for the wrists, ankles, and head. After retrieving the unconscious body of SCP-9883, the chamber should be sealed behind them and Head Researcher Sanchez should be notified and brought with SCP-9883. SCP-9883 should then be brought to Site-██ for temporary containment until the site has been cleared of the threat. Under no circumstances should SCP-9883 be on the surface unrestrained and unguarded.
Under no circumstances should SCP-9883 come into contact with any harmful SCP anomaly SCP entity that terminates subjects with non-anomalous properties, Class-D personnel, and any Class-E personnel.
Description: SCP-9883 is a 24-year-old Caucasian male of Canadian decent. SCP-9883 has black hair and no facial hair. SCP-9883 has pale white skin and stands at 1.8 meters tall. SCP-9883 has shown immunity to all anomalies that he has been tested for, though accidental exposure has proven that SCP-9883 is also immune to memetic, cognitohazards, and amnestic agents. Though sedative agents prove effective against SCP-9883. SCP-9883 has also shown no immunity to tasers, and mace/pepper spray, and other physical means of harm.
SCP-9883's anomalous abilities are believed to be implemented at birth, and not acquired through anomalous means. SCP-9883 is not immune to any SCP that kills with non-anomalous properties, though it immune if the SCP is activated through any memetic or a cognitohazard. This means an SCP like SCP-682 could, in theory, kill him.
Discovery SCP-9883was discovered in Site-58, SCP-9883 talked about [NAME REDACTED PER CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL] ●●|●●●●●|●●|● unknowingly and did not experience the object's properties. SCP-9883 was then apprehended by 2 armed guards and brought to, Site Director Hollender. Upon request from the Ethics Committee, approval for testing was authorized. SCP-6790 was brought to Site-██ with SCP-3008. SCP-9883 was instructed to step inside of SCP-3008 and walk until it found a wall, and then turn around and return to the entrance. After about 40 minutes SCP-9883 walked back through the front door and told Head Researcher Stephen and claimed that "It's just a normal IKEA." SCP-9883 was then transported to Site-58 for temporary containment until a Site-██ had a containment chamber prepared.
