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SCP-9422
Object class: Safe, possibly euclid. No one knows anymore, 05's just on drugs.
Description: SCP-9422 is a 22 year old male of Armenian origin and weighs in at 180 pounds. Subject doesn't seem to age quickly, if it does age at all. The main anomalous property is a mechanical arm that can transform into a metal tube, 1/2 inches thick, that fires a portal. Said portal's destination is chosen by the subject's thoughts. Subject has revealed to be able to control his thoughts over time. Subject also requires daily nutrition… we found out the hard way when he made a portal into 05 requesting something to eat. Thank god the foundation isn't too messed up.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9422 is to be kept in a 2-room containment chamber and is to be brought breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the proper time of day. During daytime hours, SCP-9422 is allowed up to 2 hours of free roam within the facility. If subject uses his portal device, personnel are to wait 5 minutes before conducting a search, as subject would return after 3 minutes at minimum, read additional notes for more information. And no, he won't reveal anything that compromises the foundation's secrecy, so don't yell at him.
Discovery: An undercover foundation member was in a fast food joint's lavatory when he heard the sound of SCP-9422's portal opening. Subject exited the stall at the same time the member exited with a pistol in hand. SCP-9422 held his hands up, willingly surrendering into foundation custody, while saying: "Note to self: Don't teleport in restrooms…"
Additional notes: "Subject disappearance duration: 20 minutes. We've been looking for this guy for 15 minutes now, and he shows up in the cafeteria with 20 boxes of pizza, 10 cheese and 10 pepperoni. 'What the hell is going on right now?', you might ask? I have absolutely no clue."
