Loco Coco

Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Scp-xxxx is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell reinforced with a twenty (20) centimeter steel plating. The cell is to be furnished comfortably to prevent breach attempts. To prevent an SCP XXXX-1 event, no fewer than two (2) Scranton Reality Anchors are to be activated at all times, with no fewer than four (4) redundant anchors on standby. A five (5) meter exclusion zone is to be established around the cell, the only exception being d class delivering food and cleaning the cell. Should an SCP XXXX-1 event occur, all witnesses should be administered class B amnestics and be held for a period of three days, during which the effects will dissipate. Instances of SCP XXXX-2 are to be held for study.

Description: SCP- XXXX is a humanoid female approximately 12 years old. The only apparent difference between SCP-XXXX and a regular human is the constant use of a towel as a form of headdress. SCP XXXX has never taken it off, and x-ray analysis reveals that it has grown there. However, an auditory cognitohazard emanates from the headdress at all times. This cognitohazard has been identified as resembling the "Bananaphone" ringtone. ( for a full list of effects see Document XXXX-A) During an SCP XXXX-1 event, SCP XXXX will teleport into a random tropical resort and seem under the delusion of being a performer. Upon arrival, she will enter a random room with a group of SCP XXXX-2 and announce herself as "Loco Coco". She will then proceed to explain that the guest in the room won free entertainment in his or her room. SCP XXXX will then put on a form of performance, however, none who witnesses it can recall what happened during the performance. Despite all subjects reporting hearing the cognitohazard, none of them seem to have experienced the effects. following an SCP xxxx- 1 event, several anomalies will manifest at the site of the event, most notably the creation of SCP ███ and [DATA EXPUNGED]. All anomalous activity typically ceases after three days, however, on ██/██/ 20██ the effects lasted no less than twenty consecutive days.

Addendum 1:

SCP xxxx-2 refers to humans who have been exposed to the cognitohazard for more than 2 consecutive hours. As soon as the two hour mark has been passed, the subjects will collapse and remain unconscious for up to one day. Subject will then manifest teleportation powers similar to SCP XXXX and behave subserviently to SCP xxxx. There have always been at least 2 present during each “performance” stage of an SCP xxxx-1 event.

Little Brother draft:

Klass: Ceter ( Apollyon on steroids)

LOCO COCO must be kept in a nice little cage that is small, but comfy. SCP-XXXX is an obnoxious twittlebug that gives out "free entertainment" at souffle community college. Her cage must be locked except when a Class-D comes in to: bring in food, bring in drink, survive a show of free entertainment with her friend SCP-XXXX (boogie candlestick person guy), and clean up leftover crumbs that are always spilled.