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Item #: SCP-█████

Object Class: Thaumiel ??? Safe ???

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-█████ is to be contained in a room measuring 25 m on each side. SCP-█████ will contain itself to its containment chamber happily. SCP-█████ will oblige with any request, so the use of any force is unnecessary, if you accidentally kill SCP-█████, SCP-█████ ends up in the last mirror it was looking in. Don't worry if this happens as, if SCP-█████ dies and goes somewhere undesirable. SCP-█████ will eventually return to it's chamber on it's own without threat. Containment room is to be furnished comfortably as both a living area and centered around a super computer. Along with whatever items are requested by Dr. █████. Unrestricted access and testing with or on SCP's where logical will be granted to Dr. █████ for research with SCP-█████ and SCP-█████-█ for study on the anomalous effects of SCP-█████-█.

Current thought is recent anomalous phenomenons such as SCP-1422, and SCP-2000 are a direct result of the following:

  1. Entering SCP-█████-█.
  2. Finding and Entering SCP-█████'s containment chamber.
  3. Entering SCP-█████-█.

Under no circumstances should anyone do the above. Doing so is thought to shred the fabric of reality apart.

+++Description:
SCP-█████ is a Caucasian male, physically approximately 23 years of age (subject claims to be 30) and 189 cm in height. SCP-█████ claims to be named ██████ ████ █████, but no records of such a person, entity, place or idea can be found. Genetic testing data is suggesting that SCP-█████ is a 100% match with Dr. █████. Researcher-0 is extremely intelligent* and amiable when contained and properly caffeinated through the beverage of SCP-█████'s choice although this usually is a 20 oz cup of black tea steeped to exactly 212 for 1 minute and stirred for at-least 2 minuets with exactly 4 tablespoons of sugar and a cup of organic whole milk. This is required on the hour every hour.*

Appendix 1: Circumstances of Acquisition:

SCP-█████ emerged and was captured from SCP-█████-0a on the day Dr. █████ was in the middle of the first active test utilizing SCP-█████-0a. SCP-█████-0a is what we now know to be an evolutionary computing machine (hereafter referred to as ECM). An ECM is a machine which can evolve at or through any point(s) in time. This original ECM was called SCP-█████-0a. It was designed and engineered by Dr. █████. It's task was to help train new members, as part of an on boarding process. This was ultimately a result of Dr. █████ overhearing an idea for a game by a guard. Who at the time was transporting a D-Class to SCP-173's chamber for testing. (Poor crunchy souls.) One of the guards was noting on how a game set in a SCP facility would be of interest. Dr. █████ pondered how on god's green earth a game about SCP's could be fun or even remotely interesting… Then it hit him, new members of the Foundation needed a way of experiencing various containment breaches without having world ending situations every 5 seconds. SCP-█████-0a was very similar device to SCP-█████-█, however it lacked any obvious or lasting anomalous effects. SCP-█████ was immediately questioned after exiting SCP-█████. Such questions of SCP-█████-█'s origins, and Researcher-0 replied,

Appendix 2: Excerpt from Interview Log ████-██-████, dated ██/██/████

"I woke up one day inside a game about a place called SCP-█████-██. A game which I have not developed yet but was researching various SCP's , and now, after escaping…. I'm dreading to start, but I know I will…. Eventually….. Hopefully Facility █ can keep their promises of stopping me from ever having the chance to develop a game about SCP-█████-██. SCP-█████-██ truly scares fuck out of me. I mean what the fuck man, I'm a horror game developer! I know EVERYTHING there is to know about horror….but that place… that place made me end it all. It's so frustrating! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! EVERY TIME! KNOWING ILL JUST END UP LOOKING BACK through the eyes of my former-self, not forgetting a drop of pain I experienced. Just standing there… Looking dumbly across the stupid expression in the reflection. I knew once I had awoken in SCP-█████-██, that there was no option other than to escape… but I had to try to die…eternal suffering forever is heaven compared to SCP-█████-██… … …How though? A video game character can't just escape into the real world? … Can they? Maybe if they don't belong? I wish I knew I was working on SCP-█████-█. Or even how long I spent inside SCP-█████-██…. Numbers can't count the time I've existed in SCP-█████-██ working on SCP-█████-█. Over and over and over. Toiling away to the end of eternity and through past eternity. I lived through eons of eons trying to escape SCP-█████-██ through death alone."

Dr. █████ has weekly game sessions with testing Subjects. The tests involve Subjects interacting with and experiencing SCP-█████-█. During which all who are present will have a data dump of their mental pictures, mental states, and overall health into SCP-█████-█'s memory. An apparent affect of being near SCP-█████-█. When and if a Subject is able to exit SCP-█████-█, none of the Subjects reported or had knowledge SCP-█████-█ effecting them and affecting them:

  1. Mandella Effect
  2. Subjects don't seem to mind that SCP-█████-█ isn't really a game, and are not concerned if

or if they are not playing SCP-█████-█.

  • SCP-294 has been relocated to SCP-█████ containment chamber as it's been far too costly to keep hiring replacements for tea butlers.
  • IQ has been measured at 212, he is quite insistent that is wrong and it's SCP-█████'s preferred black tea temperature.