Dr Saltine

Object #: SCP-7832

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment procedures: SCP-7832 is to be kept in a 12x12 meter containment cell. The cell is to be cooled to a temperature similar to that of the arctic. SCP-7832 is to be fed twice a day on a diet of sea life and seal lard.

Description: SCP-7832s origins are unknown. It appears to be of the species Ursus maritimus, except for its unusual green fur. SCP-7832 is in a constant state of creating events with no discernible correlation. However, it is currently unknown whether SCP-7832 creates the events consciously and the specifics of the event. The events are usually described by persons affected as a “Bruh moment.” Events can be experienced by one, or many people at once. They can range from trivial things, to global threats. The creation of said events cannot be inhibited by any currently known means. The range of which “bruh moments” can be created is seemingly unlimited. At the recovery of SCP-7832 it appeared to act as a normal Ursus maritimus, but upon further testing, it has been shown to have increased mental capacity and intelligence.

Note: The creature is commonly referred to as "Broment" by site staff

Addendum #1: A conversation overheard by a researcher.

[D-class(1)]: "Did you hear that [redacted] got snapped by 173? Shit’s crazy."
[D-class(2)]: "Yeah, that’s a real bruh moment."